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So, I saw this girl. She is in my class. She is new to this school. I grabbed her ass. I got expelled. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:08, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

You just made my night. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:19, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

So, I transferred to a new school. Some jerk called me a chick then pinched my ass. I got him expelled. I really should cut my hair. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:56, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

So, I was working as the principal of this school. Some weird kid pinched this new tranny kid's ass. I expelled the ass-pincher. Now I fap to the security video. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:08, Oct 17

so, i went onto BHOP this morning. i read a story about ass-grabbing. i laughed. then i finished my pop-tarts. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:52, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

So, I went onto Uncyclopedia. I went to this topic. I read it along with my friends. We laughed our fucking assholes off. Then the teacher yelled at us because class started.--Bomb 19:23, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

So, I went to the local general store, purchased a Pepsi and shared a chocolate bar with a friend. We saw a crack in the sidewalk concrete. A leaf fell on the crack and tripped. We laughed. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 19:28, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

So.......okay, wait...........um..........so it's like this, see........oh, nevermind, you wouldn't understand anyway. --Roman Fail Bird 19:42, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

So I was playing this game, and this guy shoots me in the head. I start screaming at him and he screams at me. I got banned. -MafiaHatBrown.gif Velosi-T Icons-flag-us.png {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 21:53, 17 October 2008 (UTC)