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What he was doing awake that late at night, I don't know.--Bomb 19:29, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

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WTF?! What are you guys voting on?!?!?!?!

And why here?! Go take you survey somewere else, like here--Bomb 00:57, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

We're voting. Democracy in action, my friend. I mean, don't you like democracy? ...Admit it, you're a totalitarian militaristic sadistic commu-nazi dictator who hates freedom and liberty, aren't you!? I bet you also beat up puppies and small children, you sicko. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:23, Oct 18
Have you ever beat a small child with a puppy? Now that's a good way to discipline your child. It sure did set me on the straight and narrow. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:08, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
No, but I did rape a tree with Sarah Palin's penis. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:10, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Who? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:23, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Exactly. 8B --BOMBMafiaGun.gif 19:46, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

i know...

...it's hard to have an elephant in your pajamas.--LOLsupreme 09:30, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

It actually isn't. Ever heard of a stuffed elephant? The ones you beat kids with play with that look all cuddly? Yeah. -MafiaHatBrown.gif Velosi-T Icons-flag-us.png {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 19:49, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

This is a headline.

[insert joke here]--BOMBMafiaGun.gif 19:18, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

This is a subheading

[insert penis joke here] MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb.png Talk! 19:20, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

This is a sub-subheading

This is a PINGAS joke. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 19:28, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

How low can we go?--BOMBMafiaGun.gif 19:32, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
We can go under your mattress. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb.png Talk! 19:35, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Ya think we'll all fit?--BOMBMafiaGun.gif 19:37, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

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Hey, I think we have kinda destroyed Uncyclopedia now.. MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb.png Talk! 19:46, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

HOORAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--BOMBMafiaGun.gif 19:48, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

YARLY!!!! WE WIN!!!! MafiaHatBrown.gif Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb.png Talk! 19:51, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Breaking news: Uncyclopedia is repaired using ferrets as adhesive.

Wow. Didn't see that coming.--BOMBMafiaGun.gif 14:23, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Hey, it could've been worse. At least it wasn't watermelons. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 18:05, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
Those are low in carbohydrates.--BOMBMafiaGun.gif 20:43, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
Yes, but high in divine winds. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 21:56, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Well, time to take this old girl out back, folks.

Er... anyone have a shotty I could borrow?--BOMBMafiaGun.gif 15:42, 6 November 2008 (UTC)