Forum:I shot an elephant in my pajamas once...
What he was doing awake that late at night, I don't know.--Bomb 19:29, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
Best Forum Topic Ever
- -RAHB 19:49, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
- Against -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:59, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
- Against. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 21:59, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
- Pickles! --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 23:03, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
- For.! --Loogan Herr 27:03, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
- GO AWAY (Oh, and for)--BOMB 01:41, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
WTF?! What are you guys voting on?!?!?!?!
And why here?! Go take you survey somewere else, like here--Bomb 00:57, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
- We're voting. Democracy in action, my friend. I mean, don't you like democracy? ...Admit it, you're a totalitarian militaristic sadistic commu-nazi dictator who hates freedom and liberty, aren't you!? I bet you also beat up puppies and small children, you sicko. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:23, Oct 18
- Have you ever beat a small child with a puppy? Now that's a good way to discipline your child. It sure did set me on the straight and narrow. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:08, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
- No, but I did rape a tree with Sarah Palin's penis. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:10, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
- Have you ever beat a small child with a puppy? Now that's a good way to discipline your child. It sure did set me on the straight and narrow. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:08, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
i know...
...it's hard to have an elephant in your pajamas.--LOLsupreme 09:30, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
- It actually isn't. Ever heard of a stuffed elephant? The ones you
beat kids withplay with that look all cuddly? Yeah. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 19:49, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
This is a headline.
[insert joke here]--BOMB 19:18, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
This is a subheading
[insert penis joke here] Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 19:20, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
This is a sub-subheading
This is a PINGAS joke. --SPY 19:28, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
- How low can we go?--BOMB 19:32, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
- We can go under your mattress. Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 19:35, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Vandalism
--BOMB 19:45, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Hey, I think we have kinda destroyed Uncyclopedia now.. Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 19:46, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
HOORAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--BOMB 19:48, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
YARLY!!!! WE WIN!!!! Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 19:51, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
Breaking news: Uncyclopedia is repaired using ferrets as adhesive.
Wow. Didn't see that coming.--BOMB 14:23, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
- Hey, it could've been worse. At least it wasn't watermelons. --SPY 18:05, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
- Those are low in carbohydrates.--BOMB 20:43, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
- Yes, but high in divine winds. --SPY 21:56, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
- Those are low in carbohydrates.--BOMB 20:43, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
Well, time to take this old girl out back, folks.
Er... anyone have a shotty I could borrow?--BOMB 15:42, 6 November 2008 (UTC)