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I'm not funny, anyone got some tips on being funny.Hardeehar 12:59, 21 November 2006 (UTC)HAPPY

Bathing in the blood of a hundred virgins is supposed to help. Oh, and signing your forum posts. --Sir Jam 09:57, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

A glass of milk each day, plus two apples really help. Besides signing your post, as said before. It's gneomI 10:46, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Ive done all those things and none helpedHardeehar 12:59, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

HTBFANJS. No charge. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:18, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

I have a theory that everybody knows enough about something to write a funny page on it. Maybe there's a show you really like, or your favourite childhood toy, or a band, etc. It's just a theory. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:39, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Actually, the best theory I've ever heard. I'm gonna write the best damn article....some other day. When I'm not so tired.

Oh and how do you make your signature all fancy.--Hardeehar 16:46, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

See this. Then, just find a user with a sig you like and copy/edit theirs (they generally hide at User:Username/sig).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:05, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

This might help too, although Codeine's free advice is probably the best way to go.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:49, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

ThanksHardeehar 18:06, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Or you could aways Steal Ghelæ's Sig, I'm sure he minds --Vosnul 18:12, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

• Be BENSON. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:49, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

I dunno about being BENSON. The whole BENSON thing doesn't make all that much sense, what does BENSON do and what makes him so special.Hardeehar 17:03, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

This is why you fail. You do not understand the greatness of BENSON. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:17, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh, sorry. I'll try though. Its not easy.Hardeehar 18:06, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Nothing worth having ever is. Then again, you can't really have Benson. Benson already have's you though. Benson have's us all. --66.166.249.66 18:53, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Well, the newbie shows a very promising start! Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:15, 22 November 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Benson is here. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:14, 22 Nov 2006

Zombiebaron was here. --Sir Zombiebaron 01:20, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Everyone look!! I made a signature dealy. Hardeehar SeeHereForTalky Who Is Benson? 06:13, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Mazel tov! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:27, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Read Uncyclopedia:How To Get Started Editing. And stop creating cruft forum topics (I don't consider this one cruft, but the iron man thing was sorta pushing it). I don't really mind, but some other people here apparently do. --Hrodulf 17:55, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Hey hello, Hardeehar. To become funny you must drink a lot of alcoholic beverages over an extended period of time. Works for me! I heard Ribena turns into a smooth drinky when you put a lump of cancer sugar in it and let it rot ferment. As to having a fancy sig: it is much more cool to be just elegant, like I am. Remember, it is not the size, nor the colour of your sig that matters, but how many females you manage to attract with it. I have to fight them off constantly! Cheerio, -- di Mario 18:18, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh by the way, bensum is a bunch of morons that together work under that name. They think that it is a funny gimmick, but they are sadly mistaken. -- di Mario 18:24, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

OMG, the comming of the antiBenson.,And his number is .. Awhh, who the fuck cares what his number is, THE END IS NIGH..., For we will all perish in the flamewars between the Benson and Antibenson . Wait a minute !. No single entity could ever stand up to the awesome powers of Benson. Di Mario must be a collective of Italian and Dutch rightwing anti Benson people who work together . <SHOCK> --Vosnul 18:30, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Actually, we are a hive mind (currently a bit worse for the wear, but experience our wisdom in all its glory tomorrow before lunch and observe that we are one hundred percent funcking-A horrendous!) -- di Mario 22:51, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

$thiswebsiteisthestupidestihaveeverseen$--Sdfsddsgds 05:45, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

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Examples of Funny

I would advise authors to pay attention to the way funny lines and funny paragraphs are put together. A joke is not a joke unless it is presented well, and the difference between a good joke and a mediocre one may simply be a difference in sentence structure. (Please add your favourite/favorite examples of wit to the list?)----OEJ 16:40, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

• Monty Python sketches. They are published in book form. Read and learn.
• Douglas Adams books often have funny bits in them. Pay attention to the short jokes; novels and short-stories are of inappropriate scale for Uncyc.
• Mark Twain's short works. These are real writing.
• Bill Bryson pops off some good ones now and then. Try Notes from a Small Island or A Walk in the Woods.
• Pat McManus writes some good American backwoods humor, nice and short.
• Jean-Paul Satres' Being and Nothingness is always good for a laugh.