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WEEK 1:

• McNabb's fucking hurt again, but the Eagles won 38-10.
• The Winnerz still need to go here and assign their players.

Current Match-ups:

Cheddar's Doritians: 86.46
The Dudes: 93.82

John Curry All-Stars: 69.90
Oklahoma City Storm: 67.54

The Winnerz: 0.00
Sternensteinenstine: 96.22

DiBiase's Millions: 67.16
Domestic Team Name: 71.66

Discussion:

I got two words for everyone: Drew Fucking Brees, bitch! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:18, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

*raises middle finger.* If McNabb's rib isn't healed by next game, I'm gonna fly over to Philly and break the rest of his ribs. Don Puttano cHeDDs 15:56,15September,2009

Hah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:16, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

You could always just pick up Michael Vick to be his backup. Oh wait, he's suspended. I'm just trying to recover from outsmarting myself and benching Tony Romo.--<<>> 22:16, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

By the way, has anyone seen LL? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:18,15September,2009

Not for a while, no. And I guess the Eagles just signed Jeff Garcia, which could mean any number of things. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:01, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

I want Jeff Garcia! Also, did you see my comment on the Yahoo post board? I'm pissed at myself. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:54,15September,2009

I went ahead and took a risk. Replaced Shiancoe with the Eagles upcoming replacement QB Garcia, and dropped Royal for Crayton. Think it'll pay off? Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:15,16September,2009

In the other two leagues I've got going I have Anthony Gonzalez, how I've subsequently replaced with Crayton in both due to Gonzo's injury, so I think that's pretty smart. As for Garcia, it's hard to say, because I'm still clueless as to how long McNabb's gonna be out for. Garcia may only see action in two or three games. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:34, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

I know, but for those two to three games, I'm expecting Garcia's popularity to jump significantly, seeing as he's gonna have to help hold the Eagles together. If the Eagles win, it'll really pay off in points for him. Once McNabb's back in, I'm just gonna switch back. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:46,17September,2009

Makes sense. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 11:58, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

I thought so. But now you know too much! Sorry Guildy, but you have to die. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:19,17September,2009

Ahhh! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:13, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, screw that plan. Just read that Kevin Kolb is gonna be Eagle's QB in this Sunday's game. So much for my plan. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:13,18September,2009

You should pick up Kevin Kolb, then. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:43, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

He has negative fan points right now. Things aren't looking that good for him. Don Puttano cHeDDs 13:46,19September,2009

He has negative fantasy points because he's only played in, like, 1/3 of a game. You can't judge the rest of a player's season based on how well they do coming off the bench. Also, I totally picked up Dallas Clark--thanks for dropping him. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:12, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Welcome. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:28,19September,2009

You should cut McNabb, too. He's not going to play this week. He'll probably miss most of this season, too. You should cut him. /me keeps finger on the "sign new player" button.--<<>> 23:14, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Very tempting, but I'm only slightly mentally handicapped. Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:02,20September,2009

WEEK 2:

• Eagles lost to the Saints: 49-22
• Patriots lost to Jets: 16-9
• Green Bay lost to Cincinatti: 31-24
• Panthers lost to Falcons: 28-20
• Steelers got their asses kicked!
• Drew Brees is fucking boss.
• Jay Cutler is also fucking boss, but to a lesser degree.
• The Winnerz are loserz.

Current Match-ups:

Cheddar's Doritians: 71.54
John Curry All-Stars: 123.74

Oklahoma City Storm: 76.28
Domestic Team Name: 78.14

The Dudes: 126.42
The Winnerz: 0.00

Sternensteinenstine: liquid pwnage
DiBiase's Millions: 78.94

Discussion:

Dudes, I can't wait. Hurray for football! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:29, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

You is going down John Curry All-Stars! Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:46,20September,2009

Turns out not picking up Kolb was the best decision I've made this season. Ironically, I got more points from Jackson (Phi) than Henderson (NO). Now Royal, Crayton and Cutler are gonna need to get their asses in gear to save me. Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:19,20September,2009

In other news, my backup quarterbacks are outscoring my opponents the last two weeks. By themselves. Except, they've been on my bench. First Romo has a big S on his shirt, then I benched Schaub for Romo, and now Schaub is Godlike. I think I'm going to go cry in the corner, if anyone needs me.--<<>> 02:05, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Can I join you? My whole fucked up horribly (aside from Cutler). Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:33,21September,2009

Have I mentioned that Drew Brees is fucking boss yet? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:44, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

How boss is he?!?

So, Cheddar, thanks for dropping Dallas Clark.... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:15, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

FUCK. YOU. Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:16,22September,2009

So, watch for Tony Romo to have a great game this week, because I'm starting Matt Schaub again.--<<>> 10:47, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Brad, you stole McGahee from me! Dick. Don Puttano cHeDDs 11:06,23September,2009

He would've probably sucked. Like Dallas Clark, in reverse. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 11:57, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

FUCK. YOU. Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:20,23September,2009

You guys really need to step up the smack talk. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:48,24September,2009

In other news, it seems that about half of the Philadelphia is going to be missing from Sunday's game (including Jackson, Westbrook, and McNabb). Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:53,25September,2009

WEEK 3

Current Matchups

Cheddar's Doritians: 45.18
Oklahoma City Storm: 100.90

John Curry All-Stars: 80.42
The Winnerz: nothing again

DiBiase's Millions: 81.36
The Dudes: 85.58

Sternensteinenstine: 65.18
Domestic Team Name: 102.18

Current League Standings

1. The Dudes (3-0-0) - 310.42
2. John Curry All-Stars (3-0-0) - 297.24
3. Domestic Team Name (3-0-0) - 293.14
4. Sternensteinenstine (2-1-0) - 350.64
5. Oklahoma City Storm (1-2-0) - 252.72
6. DiBiase's Millions (0-3-0) - 227.46
7. Cheddar's Doritians (0-3-0) - 212.88
8. The Winnerz (0-3-0) - 0.00

Discussion

I can't wait for Drew Brees to fucking eat my home team alive in another 2 hours (and give me, like, 40 points in the process), can you!? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:26, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

So, I'm up against you, eh? Disappointing Patriot game. Staircase CUN^t 18:30, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

WHAT THE FUCK???!?! LEFTWICH HAS NEGATIVE POINTS?!?!?!? Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:21,27September,2009

If it makes you feel better, the Vikings used their Favre cheat to beat my 49ers.--<<>> 21:21, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

I'm losing horribly to someone who put in an inactive Wide Receiver. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:18,27September,2009

Cheddar, your team sucks. On the other hand, my team is crushing Guildy's at the moment, who was the best by far. Look who is taking down the team that scored over 120 points in the two previous weeks! Hell yeah! Staircase CUN^t 23:22, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

He's right, Cheddar. Not even Dallas Clark could have saved you this week. I finally started the right quarterback!--<<>> 23:53, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, if you look at the Optimal Lineup on Stattracker, I could've had about 97 points. I would've won. Same thing goes with Week 1. The team is good, but the line-up sucks. I though Jackson was gonna be out of this game, but he ended up getting about 21. I put in Leftwich instead of Cutler, costing me about 26 points. If I put in Denver's defense, I would've gotten another 10 points. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:13,28September,2009

Wow. You're right. I guess starting the wrong people actually worked in my favor this week, finally. I've always been on the wrong side of that so far this year.--<<>> 00:29, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

How do the Saints score 27 points and not throw for a touchdown? Fuck. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:39, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Is it my imagination, or are the Winnerz under-performing?--<<>> 00:53, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Eagles kick ass, even when their two major players are MIA. By the way, anyone want Leftwich? If nobody claims him within 24 hours, I'm throwing him out. And by that, I mean I'm shooting him. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:50,28September,2009

I'm pissing my pants for when I have to play the Winnerz. Looks fucking tough. Staircase CUN^t 04:36, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

I can still win this. I just need Crayton to score over 60 points, or Jason Witten to get -60. Fingers crossed... Don Puttano cHeDDs 11:08,28September,2009

I like how I'm in 4th place, despite scoring by far the most points. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 11:59, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

Haha Guildy fucked up. unlike me, i did everything right Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:37,30September,2009

Too bad for you suckers I'm sweeping the rest of the season. Yepp, that's right. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:04, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 4:

• Eagles have a BYE.
• Jay Cutler is officially fucking boss.
• The Rams got destroyed by the 49ers 35-0
• Saints killed the Jets

Current Match-ups:

Cheddar's Doritians:
Domestic Team Name:

John Curry All-Stars:
DiBiase's Millions:

Oklahoma City Storm:
The Winnerz:

The Dudes:
Sternensteinenstine:

Discussion

Okay, who stole Steve Smith and Cedric Benson from me? grr... Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:41,30September,2009

It appears I got Steve Smith. Don't worry, it's the Giant, not the Panther. On an unrelated note, does anyone know any tips for beating the Winnerz?--<<>> 21:43, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

The Winnerz are a tricky bunch. My suggestion is to try keeping at least 2 players in, just in case, one of them gets negative points. If you do that, you might just win it. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:26,30September,2009

Wow. I just realized while reading that that you would have lost to the winners if you'd started just Byron Leftwich. Incidentally, I'm sure you heard by now that he got demoted to third-string. Cause, honestly, you don't get negative fantasy points unless you suck like Ryan Leaf or something.--<<>> 00:17, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I heard that. I notice the little explosive symbol thing beside a player's name that means there is important news about him. When I saw that, I laughed my ass off, and said "Go Figure." Also, "Leftwich (hip) did not practice Wednesday, the Tampa Tribune reports. Josh Johnson has already been announced as this week's starting QB for the Bucs, so the fantasy impact of this news is limited." Haha. He's hurt and nobody gives a shit anymore. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:21,1October,2009

Yeah, Leftwich sucks pretty hard. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:05, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

I still don't know what I was thinking. I mean, my reasons behind leaving out Jackson made sense, but I can't believe I put Leftwich in over Cutler. I mean... what... what... what the fuck? Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:38,2October,2009

Josh Johnson went to my dad's college. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 05:18, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Dude, you have to figure out how to edit your damn lineup. Like, seriously. That's kinda cool, though, the thing about Josh Johnson. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:16, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

No, please don't edit your lineup. At least not until after I face you. I need a win. You can accept my completely fair and awesome trade though. Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:28,2October,2009

And you've gotta stop with your "I'll give you Byron Leftwich for your three best players" bullshit trades. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:17, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

They aren't bullshit. They're legit trades. You don't think Leftwich for Brees, Johnson and Jackson is fair? I even offered to throw in Tomlinson. Don Puttano cHeDDs 04:23,3October,2009

Not really, no. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:25, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Conformist. Don Puttano cHeDDs 04:29,3October,2009

To be fair, he might actually think they're even trades. This is, after all, the man who cut Dallas Clark.  :)--<<>> 12:05, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

And who kept out Jay Cutler. And I hope you know, I actually didn't mean to cut Clark. That was really a case of clicking the wrong guy's name, and before I could notice and fix my mistake, Guildy snatched him up. Meany. Don Puttano cHeDDs 14:56,3October,2009

Muahahahahahaha! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:33, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

I'm at a Niner game Sunday, so Cheddar gets a win. I need some fucking help, though. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 17:52, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

What do you need help with? You just type in your email and password at Yahoo and then edit. Don Puttano cHeDDs 18:33,3October,2009

Aw... you didn't mean to cut Clark? Now I feel bad. Well, I'd feel bad, if I wasn't a terrible person.--<<>> 00:33, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I meant to replace the #13 ranked player with #39. At least now I have Celek (#20), even if he does have a BYE this week. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:50,4October,2009

Thank God for Kurt Warner's bye, that's all I gotta say. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:11, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Um, is anyone going to update this? I'm too bloody lazy to right now. The only thing I know for sure is that someone is four and ohhhhhhh and no one else in the league is. So ha. Staircase CUN^t 05:20, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 5:

• Seemingly every important player in the league has a BYE.
• LongLiver still can't edit his roster, apparently fortunately.
• Cheddar friggin' DROPPED Tomlinson, who was promptly picked up by Guildy
• Someone kicked all yer asses. That's right. He/She's the only one in the league who's 4-0-0. Staircase CUN^t 03:55, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

  You know every one of those was luck, just like all of mine were bad luck. Don Puttano cHeDDs 11:02,9October,2009

Current Match-ups:

Sternensteinenstine:
John Curry All-Stars:

Oklahoma City Storm:
DiBiase's Millions:

Cheddar's Doritians:
The Winnerz:

The Dudes:
Domestic Team Name:

Discussion

It's game day! Ahhh! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:08, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

• Bucs are gonna die today. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:26,11October,2009

This fucking figures. The week all my best players get off injuries, and I completely own the league, I go against the team that's an automatic win. Damnit. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:43,11October,2009

If all Gerry's guys weren't out, I would've lost for sure. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:32, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Yes I dropped Tomlinson. Big whoop. And no Guildy, you still haven't picked him up. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:25,8October,2009

And none of you guys have picked up Emmitt Smith yet. What the heck? He's the best running back EVER!--<<>> 21:31, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

No, I DID pick him up, I'm just waiting for the waiver thing to clear. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:23, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

But why? Don Puttano cHeDDs 13:55,10October,2009

Because even if he is a little nicked up and has lost a step or two, he's still the starting running back on a very strong offensive team, and is therefore worth having. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:43, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

If you say so. I got DeSean back, so I'm not so worried. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:10,10October,2009

Screw that. DeSean just got 0.1 Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:13,12October,2009

Yeah, and Maclin had, like, 100+ receiving yards and 2 TDs (that first one was a fucking spectacular throw by McNabb). Funny how the NFL works. I picked up Garcon in this and two other leagues I'm in, confident he would have a big game against the Titans, only to watch him catch one ball while Austin Collie caught two TDs and about 10 other passes. Yeah. Also, we're discussing Fantasy Football in the section meant for Actual Football only--that can't happen. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:01, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

There, it's back in normal discussion. Happy? += 22:09,12October,2009

Heck yes. Love the new sig, by the way. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:01, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. It's actually sigs. I have multiples now. += 11:05,13October,2009

Oooo, schmancy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:14, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 6:

• Saints and Giants play for NFC supremacy
• Colts have a bye

Current Match-ups:

Sternensteinenstine:
Oklahoma City Storm:

John Curry All-Stars:
The Dudes:

Cheddar's Doritians:
DiBiase's Millions:

The Winnerz: 0.00
Domestic Team Name:

Discussion

With three teams at 4-1, this will be a critical week. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:50, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, why'd you put The Winnerz at 0.00? You're supposed to wait until after the match-ups. He might score higher than that ya know. += 15:13,18October,2009

Yeah, true. Call it a hunch... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:17, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 7:

• Cheddar needs to edit his roster, because he's got, like, four starters with byes at the moment.
• Liver still needs to figure out how to edit his roster.
• With the exception of the Cards-Giants game and the Vikes-Steelers games, every matchup this week seems to be incredibly one-sided.

Current Match-ups:

Sternensteinenstine:
Cheddar's Doritians:

John Curry All-Stars:
Domestic Team Name:

Oklahoma City Storm:
The Dudes:

The Winnerz:
DiBiase's Millions:

Discussion

Looking at this week and ahead to next week, it's looking like the League standing are really going to start becoming stratified and set. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:28, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

So I pretty much kicked Cheddar's ass. Sick. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:50, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Half my team hasn't even played yet. += 20:04,26October,2009

True, but from the looks of it you're not going to be able to make up the difference, especially when half your remaining players play for the Redskins. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:19, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

I have 5 players left, and all 5 are Eagles. Where are you getting this 50% Redskin statistic? += 20:27,26October,2009

Ya know, I have no idea. Probably because the game was against the Skins. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:34, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah I don't have a single Redskin on my team. And by the way, DeSean Jackson and the Defense did have some of their best games all season. Jackson completely killed that game. Too bad Celek, Fred Jackson, Knox, and Westbrook TOTALLY FUCKED IT UP!!! += 23:13,27October,2009

WEEK 8:

• Random Observation of the Week: the guy in first place plays the guy in last play, the guy in second place plays the guy in 7th place, and so on. Pretty cool, huh?
  • Know what's cooler? The guy in 7th place is gonna beat the guy in 2nd place, and so on. += 19:27,28October,2009

Current Match-ups:

Sternensteinenstine:
The Winnerz:

The Dudes:
Cheddar's Doritians:

Domestic Team Name:
DiBiase's Millions:

John Curry All-Stars:
Oklahoma City Storm:

Discussion

Why does no one discuss stuff here anymore? It's quite lame. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:47, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

I know farizzles. += 19:27,28October,2009

Generally it's the Snoopisms. Also, I'm busy with my NCAA10 Online Football League. That, uh, also explains my terrible play. Yeah.--<<>> 00:11, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Sweet. I could have joined a Madden 10 online league with some friends from HS, but the fact that I have neither an XBox nor a Madden game here sort of put a dent in that. I still play my regular, non-online franchise on weekends I go home, though. It's pretty sick, with my Super-Dynasty-Colts that run a 3-4 defense, and whatnot. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:04, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I just found out this page is here, so there's that. Also, my team is horrible. So my general depression keeps me away. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 08:07, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

You're beating me... just barely though. += 20:41,30October,2009

WEEK 9:

Current Match-ups:

Sternensteinenstine:
DiBiase's Millions:

John Curry All-Stars:
Cheddar's Doritians:

Oklahoma City Storm:
Domestic Team Name:

The Winnerz:
The Dudes:

Discussion

Right now there's a very clear stratification between the four winning teams that will probably make the playoffs and the four losing teams that won't. Let's see if things change these next few weeks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:40, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

So look who was right about Tomlinson. += 02:07,10November,2009

I still can't believe no one has picked up Jim Brown yet. HE'S THE GREATEST RUNNING BACK OF ALL TIME, PEOPLE!--<<>> 13:33, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, and look who's two games ahead with less than half the season to play... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:46, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, and looks who's prediction was wrong. I now have four wins, and still have a game against the Winnerz. I garenteed at least 5 wins, which proves you wrong. BITCH. += 20:25,10November,2009

Cheddar, I picked you to go 6-8 if memory serves me correctly.... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:57, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

I can't believe (inhale) that the one week of the season (inhale) that I decided it would be a good idea to bench Kurt Warner (inhale), the same Kurt Warner who's thrown 11 picks this season (inhale), he threw for five touchdowns (inhale), over 250 yards (inhale), and no interceptions (inhale), for a gain of over forty fantasy point (inhale). -- Also, penis. 09:50, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, that'll happen. Fantasy football is a cruel mistress. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:00, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 10:

This week starts early, as will all other weeks, due to Thursday Night football on the NFL Network for the remainder of the season.

Current Match-ups:

Sternensteinenstine:
Domestic Team Name:

John Curry All-Stars:
The Winnerz:

Oklahoma City Storm:
Cheddar's Doritians:

DiBiase's Millions:
The Dudes:

Discussion

I, for one, can't fucking wait for Colts-Patriots tonight. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:58, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

gotta love my bye week...it's really not fair that some of us play the "winnerz" twice and some only once. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:35, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Actually Cheevers, everyone plays everyone else twice. There are eight teams--which means you have seven teams to play--and the FF regular season is 14 weeks long (because the playoffs are weeks 15 and 16 of the regular season). Granted, if there were any number of teams besides eight it wouldn't work out so nice, but that problem doesn't apply here, so.... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:05, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 11:

Miami beat Carolina, I guess.

Current Match-ups:

Sternensteinenstine:
The Dudes:

John Curry All-Stars:
DiBiase's Millions:

Oklahoma City Storm:
The Winnerz:

Cheddar's Doritians:
Domestic Team Name:

Discussion

Cheddar's Eagles are going to get their ass kicked Sunday night. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:51, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

Bull. BEcause of having Cutler on my team (who has been doing horrible lately, save the one 35+ game), I've been tracking the Bears as much as the Eagles. I know for a fact that Phili will overtake Chicago, and, as a result, I'll overtake Steps, and move into 4th place for the league. += 13:38,22November,2009

So...

...the standings are really starting to get wild. The difference between the team in second place and the team in seventh place is only three games. There are only three games left in the FF regular season: quite literally anything can happen! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:29, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

I just went from a 5 game losing streak to a 4 game winning streak! 7th place to 3rd place in 3 weeks! += 20:30,24November,2009

So is anyone else...

...stupefied beyond belief at how good the Broncos have been playing? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:29, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

• Raises hand* += 20:38,16November,2009

Isn't Fantasy Football

Basically just D&D for jocks? -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:10, 12 Oct

Yes, pretty much, only way better because it's football. FOOT-BALL!!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:27,12October,2009

Dude! I got called a jock! That's awesome! /me high-fives the rest of the chess club.--<<>> 21:58, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

I play both D&D and Fantasy Football, so what does that make me? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:02, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

A poser. += 23:42,16October,2009

A guy that got beat up by jocks and band nerds? -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:39, 17 Oct

The League

Did anybody see the show? += 20:42,30October,2009

I saw previews and whatnot for it. It looks pretty good, plus I'm a fan of John Lajoie's stuff, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:00, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

YOU HAVE TO FUCKING WATCH IT!!!! Seriously though, it's one of the funniest shows I ever seed. += 16:27,1November,2009

Brett is like the greatest dude ever

BRETT V PACKERS HERE WE GO! -

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

Colts-Patriots

All I have to say is: holy fuck. What a game! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:28, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

List of people who are pissed off that one of their best players is now out or probably out for the season.

1. CheddarBBQ Really? Westbrook gets two concussions in one month? How the fuck does that even happen?!?!?!? += 20:36,16November,2009

It happens when you're a softy, like Westbrook. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:03, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

ANOTHER subheader

So, do you think we should archive this at some point. It's getting kind of long. Like still keep important things, like the predictions, but we can probably put the WEEK 1-Whateverweekwe'reon in an archive. += 20:34,24November,2009