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Leave all discussion about the Fantasy Football competition here. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:41,14September,2009

WEEK 12:

Happy Thanksgiving!

Current Match-ups:

Sternensteinenstine:
John Curry All-Stars:

Oklahoma City Storm:
DiBiase's Millions:

Cheddar's Doritians:
The Winnerz:

The Dudes:
Domestic Team Name:

Discussion

Cheddar will be 7-5 after getting his free win against The Winnerz: holy crap. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:49, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

:D += 16:03,26November,2009

So all of the Thanksgiving games were routs, which is kinda lame, but on the plus side I ate a boatload. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:52, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

I shat a boatload... += 17:29,4December,2009

WEEK 13:

• Bills suck
• Titans suck
• Redskins suck
• Cowboys suck
• Steelers suck
• Patriots suck
• Ravens suck

Current Match-ups:

Sternensteinenstine: 96.56
Oklahoma City Storm: 95.18

John Curry All-Stars: 87.60
The Dudes: 107.00

Cheddar's Doritians: 110.02
DiBiase's Millions: 127.72

The Winnerz: 0.00
Domestic Team Name: 100.98

Discussion

It has come to my attention that a number of teams totally suck. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:25, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

Not the Eagles. By the way Guildy, since you're already guarunteed to make the playoffs, if you wanted to let me win and get a spot up there, that would be fine with me. += 03:27,7December,2009

But by doing that I'd be screwing someone else out of the playoffs: you're going to have to win for real, otherwise it just isn't fair. Sorry. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:09, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

I'll remember that when I'm sneaking around the bushes outside your house tonight. `~~

Hah! Joke's on you! I'm homeless! Bitch. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:46, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

I thought it was nice how the computer shaved points off my score so you'd win. That was classy of the computer, since you're the guaranteed #1 seed and I need all the help I can get to make the playoffs. A lesser man would just walk away after crap like that, but I say, "FU computer. I'm still gonna try. Suck on THAT." Also, the 49ers aren't looking like a very good pick after losing to the Seahawks.--<<>> 02:53, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Hey guess what? The computer shaved points off me to, making me lose the game I needed to make the playoffs. Now I'd need to win against Guildy. Don't see that happening... += 03:03,9December,2009

Wait, I definitely don't understand this computer shaving-off-points thing. I just added up Brad's scores, and it matches his final score, which in turn matches what said players should have scored (the ones I bothered to check, anyway), so I'd be inclined to think that Brad being ahead for a while was an error: the comp. gave you guys extra points and then revoked them, or something, not the other way round. Or at least I think so. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:39, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I was online a few hours before everyone's records changed, and some really weird shit was happening. Suddenly, half the players scores were reset to 0, Robert Meachem's score probably fluctuated about 3 or 4 times, people's scores were moving up and down. It was fun to watch. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 11:27, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Odd. Maybe, due to the recession, Yahoo! replaced all their basic-math-doing internets calculators with people working with pen and paper. Or something. Plus, I wouldn't have any idea how to evaluate Robert Meachem's score, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:34, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Maybe they're just racist. += 20:18,9December,2009

WEEK 14:

• Basically over
• Playoff time! Almost!

Discussion

Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:04, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

6. Dibiase’s Millions (2-5): The victim of not one, but two running back busts, Dibiase’s Millions have been struggling to find their stride all year, and given the production of Matt Forte and Steven Jackson, will continue to do so. Finish 4-10.

Finished 8-6. Eat it Sternenstein. Just don't hurt me. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:05, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 POINTS! AFTER THE BIGGEST COMEBACK OF THE YEAR, AND MY BEST GAME OF THE SEASON, 2 FUCKING POINTS KEEP ME OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS! FUCK!! += 20:22,14December,2009

Hahaha, Cheddar, Cheddar, Cheddar. I was watching your score during the Eagles game, and it was much closer than that. As in you had the lead 134-132 at one point. And then you lost points. It was awesome. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:27, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

*raises middle finger at the guy who had been behind him in the standings for such a long time* += 20:42,14December,2009

*Happily waves back* Hi Cheddar!!! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:50, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

You guys all seem to be referencing some Guildy predictions from somewhere. I didn't see them. I'm sure I was predicted at, like, #2 or something (because that's where I was headed at the beginning of the year). I feel like the Dallas Cowboys or something. A complete collapse at the end of the year.--<<>> 00:43, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

He put the predictions in an issue of the UnNewspaper a while. He had me getting 6 wins. By the way, what happened to that? += 00:49,15December,2009

Ah, I saw it. Hey, he was pretty close with mine. Little high, but hey, I would have said I'd do better than I did, too. Speaking of which /me cuts wrists.--<<>> 12:38, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Like all midseason predictions, it seems mine were totally fucking wrong as well. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:45, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, like that one somebody said, ya know, about the Colts winning the Superbowl. Crazy, right? += 20:17,15December,2009

13-0. That's all I gotta say. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:18, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Ya know, you don't deserve to have Drew Brees. I demand you trade him to me immediately. += 22:12,19December,2009

For the Record

Predicted

1. Sternensteinenstine: Finish 13-1

2. Domestic Team Name: Finish 10-4

3. John Curry All-Stars: Finish 9-5

4. The Dudes: Finish 8-6

5. Oklahoma City Storm: Finish 6-8.

6. Cheddar’s Doritians: Finish 6-8.

7. Dibiase’s Millions: Finish 4-10.

8. The Winnerz: Finish 0-14.

Actual

1. Sternensteinenstine: 12-2-0
2. John Curry All-Stars: 9-5-0
3. DiBiase's Millions: 8-6-0
4. The Dudes: 8-6-0
5. Domestic Team Name: 7-7-0
6. Cheddar's Doritians: 7-7-0
7. Oklahoma City Storm: 5-9-0
8. The Winnerz: 0-14-0

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:45, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

WEEK 15:

• Playoff time!
• EAGLES FUCKING OWN!

Discussion

Indy just played a fucking awesome game against Jacksonville. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:10, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Holy Moly. Aaron Rodgers is my team. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:36, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Discussion Actually About Football

So who do you think is going to be in the Super Bowl this year. Ya know, besides the Saints. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:45,7October,2009

Indy, baby! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:06, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

My 49ers have the inside track. No, it's not wishful thinking. YOU'RE wishful thinking.--<<>> 02:31, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

My Predicted Champion for each division:
NFC South: New Orleans Saints (obviously)
NFC North: Chicago Bears
NFC West: San Francisco 49ers
NFC East: Philadelphia Eagles
AFC South: Indianapolis Colts
AFC North: Cincinnati Bengals
AFC West: Denver Broncos
AFC East: New York Jets
Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:43,7October,2009

Guildy's predictions:

AFC:
N: Ravens (2 seed)
E: Patriots (3 seed)
S: Colts! (1 seed)
W: Chargers (4 seed)
Wildcards: Steelers, Jets

NFC:
N: Vikings (3)
E: Giants (2)
S: Saints (1)
W: Niners (4)
Wildcards: Bears, Eagles

Superbowl: Colts vs. Giants, Colts win

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:19, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

In other news, Crabtree signed with the Niners Today. What did I tell you? They're going all the way!--<<>> 12:28, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

AFC: N:Ravens E:Patriots S:Colts W:Broncos

NFC: N:Vikings E:Giants S:Saints W:49ers

Now, look at the current standings, compare with my picks, then compare with your picks, and realize that we're all pathetic and something's going to change this year that we don't forsee (the Bears are going to go on a tear or what-have-you). Ah, predictions are fun, aren't they?--<<>> 12:32, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, really. Though there's NO way the Broncos win that division--they got lucky against Cincy, and since then they've had probably the softest schedule in the NFL, playing Cleveland and Oakland, and then cacthing Dallas having a bad day. At best they go 8-8. The rest I agree with, however. I can see the Niners going, like, 10-6 because of playing in a weak division (unless Arizona manages to get its shit together, but I doubt it), and I can legitimately see Indy going 13-3 or better, because their schedule--though it looked difficult on paper at the beginning of the year--is actually quite soft. The last few years have shown Indy can beat New England, and then Indy always fairs well against Baltimore. The only game I can see them losing are the primetime game later in the year against Jacksonville (because the Colts drop a division game more often than not), and then against the Niners, actually, because SF has a stout defense and has been playing some good football. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:15, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Also, every four weeks we should all revise our predictions, to see how little or much things change. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:24, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Also also, the Browns just traded B. Edwards to the Jets. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:39, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Guildy, you really think it's gonna be Colts and Giants? I'm gonna say Saints and Jets (possibly a long shot on the Jets) and Saints are gonna win. Also, the Saints are going to beat the Eagles in the semi-final match, 24-17 Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:46,7October,2009

Hell yeah I do. All Manning Superbowl! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:44, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

My Predictions at right now, Beginning of September, 2009.

1. The Broncos are going to be way better than we thought.

2. The Bengals as well.

3. Detroit will end its losing steak when it beats Washington

4. That previous sentence made me want to jump on a grenade, while breathing in the smell of a WWI trench. I still don't think it's as painful.

5. St. Louis will be the worst team this year.

6. Matt Forte will ruin my team.

7. .....Drew Brees?

8. Profit!

Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody(SEMPTEMBER, 2009...)

Revised Mid-Season Predictions

Seeing as it's midseason and all, I thought we should all revise our predictions for the rest of the season:

Guildy's predictions

Regular Season:

AFC:
N: Steelers (3 seed)
E: Patriots (2 seed)
S: Colts! (1 seed)
W: Chargers (4 seed)
Wildcards: Ravens (5), Broncos (6)

NFC:
N: Vikings (2)
E: Giants (3)
S: Saints (1)
W: Cards (4)
Wildcards: Eagles (5), Cowboys (6)

Playoffs:

Wildcard Round: Steelers beat Broncos; Ravens beat Chargers; Giants beat Cowboys; Eagles beat Cardinals

Divisional Round: Colts beat Ravens; Steelers beat Pats; Saints beat Eagles; Giants beat Vikings

Championship Round: Colts beat Steelers; Giants beat Saints

Superbowl: Colts vs. Giants, Colts win

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:41, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Cheddar's Predictions

Regular Season:

AFC:
N: Bengals (4)
E: Patriots (2)
S: Colts (1)
W: Broncos (3)
Wildcards: Texans (5), Jets (6)

NFC:
N: Vikings (3)
E: Eagles (2)
S: Saints (1)
W: Cardinals (4)
Wildcards: Cowboys (5), Giants (6)

Playoffs:

Wildcard Round: Broncos beat Jets; Bengals beat Texans; Giants beat Vikings; Cardinals beat Cowboys

Divisional Round: Colts beat Broncos; Patriots beat Bengals; Eagles beat Giants; Saints beat Cardinals

Championship Round: Colts beat Patriots; Saints beat Eagles (barely)

Superbowl: Colts vs. Saints, Saints win

+= 23:41,8November,2009

Bradaphraser's Prerdictions

AFC: N:Bengals E:Patriots S:Colts W:Broncos

NFC: N:Vikings E:Giants S:Saints W:49ers

Now, look at the current standings, compare with my picks, then compare with your picks, and realize that we're all pathetic and something's going to change this year that we don't forsee (the Ravens are going to go on a tear or what-have-you). Ah, predictions are fun, aren't they?--<<>> 02:17, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, right, you want a Superb Owl Pick... uhhhmmm.... (rolls a d8 twice) Vikings over... Steelers. Wait, they aren't on there? WTC?--<<>> 02:19, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Super-Revised Run to the Playoffs Predictions

Guildy's

AFC

North: Bengals (3) East: Pats (4) South: Colts (1) West: Chargers (2) Wildcards: Steelers (5), Broncos (6)

NFC

North: Vikes (2) East: Cowboys (3) South: Saints (1) West: Cards (4) Wildcards: Packers (5), Eagles (6)

Superbowl

Colts over Saints

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:41, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

You're still not going to give up on that wild idea that Colts can beat the Saints, even though you have Drew Brees? += 20:28,1December,2009

I'm a Colts fan, so I can't give up that wild notion. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:49, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

The correct Super Bowl prediction...

AFC

N:Bengals

W: uh, Raiders?

E: Communists, uh, Patriots.

S: COLTS, MUTHAFUCKA!

Wild Card: Broncos, Jackoffs NFC

N: Vikings

W: Cardinals (Pujols)

E: I don't know.

S: Saints

Wild Card: Giants, Packers Playoffs

Broncos beat Jaguars, Packers beat Giants

Colts beat Chargers, Bengals beat Patriots

Colts beat Bengals

Vikings beat Cowboys, Eagles, Or Redskins, Saints beat Cardinals

Vikings beat Saints

Colts beat Vikings ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 00:32, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

The person who gave birth to you is a lady of the evening

AFC: N:Bengals E:Patriots S:Colts W:Broncos

NFC: N:Vikings E:Giants S:Saints W:49ers

Now, look at the current standings, compare with my picks, then compare with your picks, and realize that we're all pathetic and something's going to change this year that we don't forsee (the Steelers are going to go on a tear or what-have-you). Ah, predictions are fun, aren't they?--<<>> 02:17, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Time for a Superb Owl pick? Vikings over Steelers.--<<>> 01:30, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Hahaha! Steelers making it to the Superbowl?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHlol += 17:27,4December,2009