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If you frequent IRC or having been watching recent changes in the past few weeks then you may already know about a lot of this.

1. UnNews now has an official Facebook page. Cool.
2. The UnNews Audio project of UnNews has also been renamed to UnNews Public Radio (UNPR). UNPR as usual provides audio files on UnNews articles, but Fakehater, Sweet Potato and myself have started uploading weekly UnNews updates. You can find all of the information about this new portion of UNPR at the above link to UNPR. By the way, if you use the new Flash player for any audio it is suggested that you also provide a direct link to the file for readers on devices which do not support Flash.
   
3. Second, we will soon be announcing the date of the next Poo Lit Surprise. We will also be looking for judges for that contest so please prepare your bribes.
4. Some exciting changes are to come in the next Poo Lit Surprise. The usual amount of judges is 3 per category, but the upcoming PLS will have a total of only five judges for all categories. The next PLS will also have some new categories with the largest Poo Lit Surprise cash prizes ever thanks Dawg's generous pledge to provide the funds for this contest. The categories and prizes are listed below:

• Best Article - $20 to the 1st place winner, $5 to the 2nd place winner or equal amount off any item from the Uncyclopedia Store
• Best Rewrite - $20 to the 1st place winner, $5 to the 2nd place winner or equal amount off any item from the Uncyclopedia Store
• Best Noob Article - $20 to the 1st place winner, $5 to the 2nd place winner or equal amount off any item from the Uncyclopedia Store
• Best Potatochop - $20 to the 1st place winner, $5 to the 2nd place winner or equal amount off any item from the Uncyclopedia Store
• Best T-Shirt Design - All entrants to this category whose designs are accepted to become official Uncyclopedia t-shirts will receive $10 for their winning design or a free t-shirt of their winning design. They are also eligible to receive design credit by having their design attributed to them by their full name or pseudonym on the Uncyclopedia Store.

--EMC ^[TALK] 22:59 Feb 21 2013

Discussion

This is the sexiest forum post I've ever read. I'm cumming so hard that I will die before the PLS. Therefore I hope that a tremendous barrel full of cum and blood will be acceptable as my entry. -RAHB 23:42, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

What he said. Fuck! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Feb 22 '13 2:41 (UTC)

Boner. -- The Zombiebaron 02:55, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

Zombiebaron. —  (talk) (contributions) 03:16, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

Let's just hope the Slender Man doesn't show up when the competition's over. 'Cause then the $20 would go to him, you know.... Lord Scofield Stark 04:50, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

Will the Slender Man also get my tremendous barrel full of cum and blood? -RAHB 06:34, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

What are we talking about here? I will kill you both in your sleep. SLENDERMAN ^talk (Currently following you) 16:25, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

I put up a forum asking users about dates for HMC and selected March 20th. When about are you planning on having PLS? --ShabiDOO 16:20, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

I saw that. We'll have the PLS after your competition, probably in April or May. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:41 Feb 22 2013

I don't mind doing the HMC later if the PLS is in demand and if a big event like PLS is needed to jumpstart the new fork and get some needed community energy going. Just let me know once you've decided on a month so I can plan HMC for a different month. --ShabiDOO 16:48, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:List of writing competitions should have the official dates for upcoming contests. MadMax (talk) 19:04, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

We finally did it!

But can I contribute to the UNPR project? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 10:50, 24 February 2013 (UTC)