Forum:Canada Day!

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Hey everyone! Happy Canada Day! 144 years ago on this day, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland granted independence to the Dominion of Canada. So all Canadians, bring out your Molson Canadians, your Shopper's Drug Mart air miles cards, your hockey sticks and skates, your Toronto Star's: because this is Canada Day '11! --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 01:21, 1 July 2011

thanks for John Candy, Rick Moranis, the Kids in the Hall, and a whole bunch of other cool and funny people that i can't remember off the top of my head. AND FUCK OFF FOR GIVING US RUSH HOLY SHIT I HATE THOSE GUYS (ha, just kidding, i barely know anything about them) --Roman Dog Bird 02:09, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
And by the way, you can keep Justin Bieber. We don't want him back. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 02:39, 1 July 2011

The Greatest Canadians Ever (in no particular order)

feel free to add any great canadians that come to mind --Roman Dog Bird 06:17, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

  1. Your Mother
  2. John Candy
  3. Tommy Douglas ("Mouseland" was Lollipop's favourite cartoon as a child)
  4. Dave Thomas
  5. Rick Moranis
  6. Eugene Levy
  7. Catherine O'Hara
  8. Martin Short
  9. Dan Aykroyd
  10. William Shatner
  11. Dave Foley
  12. Bruce McCulloch
  13. Kevin McDonald
  14. Mark McKinney
  15. Scott Thompson
  16. RUSH

What's Canada? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 03:18, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

I recognize you from some old forum. And Canada is that goopy thing underneath your shoe. Take it off, you're crushing Canada! --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:45, 2 July 2011
Why does it only once Bill Shatner once? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:20, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
Who are these people? —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:28, 2 July 2011
It goes from Most to Least Whore. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:36, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
No mention of rapper Michael J. Zee?
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Plagiarize that, Chuck Berry! -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 00:03, Jul. 3, 2011
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