Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 9

February 9: International Tourette's Day

• 1884 - First case of tourette's is recorded, subject is originally not diagnosed as his tic was incessantly correcting people's grammar.
• 1942 - Daylight saving time is introduced in America after Congress is led to believe that that lightbulbs steal the sunlight.
• 1964 - The Beatles make their first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, scandalizes prudish American audiences with their protruding foreheads.
• 1971 - Apollo 14 returns to Earth after the third manned moon landing, brings back a shitload of sexually transmitted moon diseases.
• 1986 - Halley's Comet visits our solar system, leaves immediately after noticing the Earth starting to warm up.
• 2024 - You don't notice any symptoms of tourette's on this day, since all the tics were nonverbal, educate yourself fool.

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