Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 8

February 8: Royals Named Elizabeth Day

• 1856 BC - Hebrews arrive at the Promised Land, start worshiping Baal, which makes Yahweh totally jealous.
• 1020 BC - Rome is built in 24 hours and 12 minutes.
• 76 AD - Philosopher Octavius Libido publishes his masterpiece, "Indoor Plumbing: the Devil Incarnate", Rome is then destroyed by Typhoid.
• 1587 - Mary, Queen of Scots is executed by Elizabeth I after US Weekly says Mary wore it better.
• 1819 - Mary Shelley creates Dr. Frankenstein, who rebels against his creator by not even calling during the holidays.
• 1952 - Elizabeth II is crowned Queen of the United Kingdom, immediately starts merchandising.
• 2001 - California Adventure declares its independence from Disneyland, establishes its own currency and military.

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