User talk:Orian57/Archive15

Congrats on getting #1 of the month.

yOU ARE NOW IN THE SAME RANKS AS ME. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:52,16June,2009

I believe I already had a top article of the month. That was infact one of the best of 08. I also had a third place article in July last year (and it was my first feature!).    Orian57    Talk   00:56 16 June 2009

Sorry that sounded kinda snooty, I didn't mean it to but basically, I'm better than you. Worm.    Orian57    Talk   01:04 16 June 2009

I knew that. I was trying to say it sarcastically. You've obviously been here much longer than I have. I haven't even been here long enough to be a contender in the top 10 of the year, but I have high hopes about HowTo:Get Over Jenny for 2009. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:12,16June,2009

Oh right. Well don't get them too high. ;-)    Orian57    Talk   01:19 16 June 2009

Thank you for crushing my dreams. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:41,16June,2009

I'm not trying to be mean, but personally, I thought the sandcastle one wasn't that good. Staircase CUN^t 01:43, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

I was kidding Cheds! Hence the wink.    Orian57    Talk   01:50 16 June 2009

And I'm not gonna drink bleach. It's your problem if you didn't like it not mine. :)    Orian57    Talk   01:50 16 June 2009

I know you were. I should make my sarcasm more obvious. <sarcasm>I hate you big meany!</sarcasm> And I liked Nursery a bit better than the sandcastle one. I was also disappointed to see the Device didn't make the Top 3. That was one of the funniest I've read this month. Made me actually laugh out loud at my comp a few times. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:56,16June,2009

Oh well, I personally had loads of fun writing both Sandcastle and Nursery but liked Sancastle a lot more, felt a bit more like I'd intended to write it rather than just lifted it out of thin air (in fact both were). I actully think it deserved the top three, flattered it got number one, though (I actually expected The Device to get that). And people say "it actually made me lol" like it's a rareity, I normally laugh out loud when I read articles.    Orian57    Talk   02:12 16 June 2009

I rarely LOL. I usually LQTS (that's a coined term, you must pay me before using it) Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:21,16June,2009

What does it mean though?    Orian57    Talk   02:25 16 June 2009

Laughing Quietly To Self Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:43,16June,2009

Ah, clever.    Orian57    Talk   02:44 16 June 2009

I know, right? But when that becomes the most commonly used acronym on the web, remember who cam up with it. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:58,16June,2009

Yeah but you forget, it's on my property.    Orian57    Talk   03:00 16 June 2009

I came up with that a long time ago, before I even started here on Uncyc. You think you're the only one I told it to? Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:05,16June,2009

If I were you I wouldn't have told anyone... *snigger* looser.    Orian57    Talk   03:15 16 June 2009

If I didn't tell anyone, there wouldn't be much of a chance of it becoming famous now, would there? Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:24,16June,2009

No. No, no there wouldn't.    Orian57    Talk   03:35 16 June 2009

I'm actually thinking of using that on my Facebook, and telling my friends too. When it gets famous, remember these words. Also, have you ever tried drinking and chewing gum at the same time? Lot better than you think. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 05:18, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes actually, I almost died.    Orian57    Talk   05:20 18 June 2009

Ditto Cheddar's Congrats

And also, I seem to have noticed a few people doing something special when people archive. I can't remember how it goes, but was it something like "RAAAPPEE!!!!"? No? Oh well. Sorry for the mess. Nameable • mumble? 17:37, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, something doesn't seem all that right about me raping a gay man. Don Puttano cHeDDs 18:00,16June,2009

Mainly because this gay man always seems to be consenting. >_> Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:38, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

review

hey orian, i put Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 in the review suspended category since it's on VFH now. once it passes or doesn't, you can decide to put it back in the queue or nix the review. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:59, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh ok thanks, I'll try and rememeber to do that myself next time.    Orian57    Talk   14:04 17 June 2009

no worries. i haven't got around to reading it or voting on it yet, but i'll get there soon. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:11, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok, cool. Hope you like it, I had alot more fun writing it than Snow White, which is tommorow's feature, and it isn't doing nearly as well. :/    Orian57    Talk   14:15 17 June 2009

i haven't looked at that one yet, either. i got rather behind on my VFH voting and i've missed the last week or so. anyway, i'm taking a look at Writing via our lovely pee review machine. might you care to trade reviews and take a quick look at Wild Bill Hickok if you have time? i realize it's quite a long bugger, so a quick review would serve just fine. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:35, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do, might be quite a bit later though. Got to thank people for their votes and I promised to look at something else for someone and I'm already late with that. But yeah, thanks for getting to the review and I'll do my best to return the favour.    Orian57    Talk   14:39 17 June 2009

ok, no rush. thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:44, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Hanging around as I do this on all of your new talkpage pages when I'm not away

Because having conversations are winner. Some things: I have a new computer/bot/totalitarian n00b to take care of. I let go of meh dahter so I could have grandchildrens. I'm wanting to know if Tri is also my child. <insert climatic TV-season-finale-like-crap here> My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (19:45 06-17-2009)

I think I mentioned under Tri's header on your page that he hasn't been seen for months, so don't hold your breath. Also, hello. Kick back, crank some meth and relax while I call the cops -- filthy drug mule!    Orian57    Talk   19:53 17 June 2009

Oh crap, since April? He wasn't blocked either? And you're calling the cops? Good luck having them trying to find the meth... I fed it to Yettie's dog (A BLAST FROM THE PAST =O ) My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (20:51 06-17-2009)

No he's just sort of drifted back and forth, that message on your talk page was january and he wasn't around between feb and april either. And yeah, Yettie dropped in a while ago too. voted on some of my recent features and then silence. But you came back!    Orian57    Talk   20:57 17 June 2009

Yes. And just before I made this awesome sig and an awesome subpage to celebrate my not so awesome 2 years here (joined July 2007). I'm creating a new signature about a week after my anniversary. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (22:57 06-17-2009)

I see nothing wrong with new sigs. everyone likes mine it's still only a few days old. And yeah I breifly looked through your anneversery thing, had no idea you were that old actually.    Orian57    Talk   05:22 18 June 2009

I am 16, I was just here since I was 14. /logic and making sense My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (16:42 06-18-2009)

No I meant I didn't know you'd been an Uncyclopedian for so long. I just said old for some reason, I knew roughly how old you were anyway. But yeah. cool.    Orian57    Talk   16:45 18 June 2009

RT's been silent too, for some reason. I think we should leave another message on his talkpage, and if he replies we can say he's back (sort of). UnProvise hasn't been edited since I edited it. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (16:54 06-18-2009)

Yeah I kind of, don't really care about it anymore though. And yes lets go bully RT    Orian57    Talk   16:57 18 June 2009

I found out my youngest child is a girl. Hopefully the next person to ask for another request is male. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (17:19 06-18-2009)

Why? Is that because you and your flim-flam bisexuality can have a debauched threesome?    Orian57    Talk   17:24 18 June 2009

No, because If I have three daughters, my hard drive will implode, and I will be fired by The Right Honourable Donald J. Trump

<option>flamed My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (17:29 06-18-2009)

Why? Will it think you've made upi your mind in the wrong - or at least less productive - way? fucking heteros.    Orian57    Talk   17:31 18 June 2009

No, because no-one in my family tree has ever had three daughters, even fake daughters. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (17:49 06-18-2009)

Oh. I have no idea how to react to this. Is it some gyspsy superstition or something?    Orian57    Talk   17:51 18 June 2009

No, just something he made up at the top of his head while editing. SponsorshipSucks

Yeah I suspected so, I was just pulling shit out of thin air too. That's what a lot of the talk page stuff around here is. Just banter. So yeah how are you doing? You learned how to vote on VFH yet?    Orian57    Talk   18:04 18 June 2009

Yeah, but I'll look around. VFD seems more of the choice for me, though. ~Sponsorship^Sucks _!!! (18:24 06-18-2009) 18:15, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Fix this cluster-fuck of HTML so I don't have to plox My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (18:16 06-18-2009)

You can do both, I was actually sort of hoping you'd vote on this.    Orian57    Talk   18:54 18 June 2009

Well, I did, but I don't think it'll make it by tommorow. ~Sponsorship^Sucks _!!! (19:19 06-18-2009)

??? It's not gonna be removed tommorow. Could potentially stay there for weeks, it still has 100% health, it just needs votes (Methy?) Anyway thanks very much for teh vote! Glad you liked it :)    Orian57    Talk   19:23 18 June 2009

You know, If I vote for it, tomorrow its health will be at 100%. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (19:32 06-18-2009)

Is that a "I'll vote tommorow" or are you meargly trying to make me think that?    Orian57    Talk   19:34 18 June 2009

No, it's just something I put in a calculator. It will be at 100%, if not more, tomorrow. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (19:36 06-18-2009)

Ok, thanks for you're vote!    Orian57    Talk   19:37 18 June 2009

News! I nommed your article Writing. Whore yourself out. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (22:10 06-18-2009)

Ohmigod! Thanks! Glad you liked it!    Orian57    Talk   22:28 18 June 2009

Not Whoring. Nope. No Whoring Here.

I was wondering if you could take a look at this, as it seems the sort of thing you might be interested in/appreciate. I don't even care if you vote for it or not, just read it, and let me know what you think (and then, I guess, vote one way or another). Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:26, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Left a vote and explaination. Sorry, although it's still looking pretty good.    Orian57    Talk   02:10 19 June 2009

British Moon-Landing

Glad you like the article. I was thinkming of Pee reviewing a couple of others I did Tooth Fairy and Lady-Gardening (too British?) but no-one reviewed the other one I submitted so I can't be bothered. Still, if you really get bored let me know what you think. – Preceding unsigned comment added by sog1970 (talk • contribs)

Wait do you want me to read something or review? This would make sense if I wasn't so tierd. I'm soo tierd. I can doo either when I'm awake. Wich will be tomorrow.    Orian57    Talk   08:27 19 June 2009

I AM GOING TO FIND YOU IN REAL LIFE

AND BUY YOU A BEER! NO JOKE! ~ 09:35, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Can I haz a Popsicle then? Joeyaa 09:39, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh please don't. I'll get drunk an embarass myself. How about a coke, or Red Bull if I'm feeling adventurous (that's spelt wrong isn't it?)? Now I feel really guilty, knocking back your offer like that - I feel like I'm being awkward. Why can't I just drink alcahol like a normal person? Sorry. :/    Orian57    Talk   09:40 19 June 2009

OK then, I'LL FIND YOU IRL AND SHOVE A FLOWER IN YOUR HAIR! NO JOKE! ~ 09:46, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Is that a cue for a song? I don't have to sing-- oh right ok... Oh I wish I was a punk-rocker with flowers in my hair/ In 77 and 69 revolution was in the air/ I was born too late into a world that doesn't care/ Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair... please don't make me enter any competions...    Orian57    Talk   09:49 19 June 2009

Ah! I have you know! I WILL FIND YOU IRL AND MAKE YOU GO INTO COMPETITIONS! NO JOKE! ~ 09:54, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, dear... Couldn't you just rub some dogshit on my house and car instead?    Orian57    Talk   09:55 19 June 2009

I AM GOING TO FIND YOU IRL AND TELL YOU A JOKE! NO JOKE! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:04 June 19 '09

no.    Orian57    Talk   10:05 19 June 2009

IM GOING TO FIND YOU IRL AND EGYPTIAN-RAPE YOU! NO JOKE! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:08 June 19 '09

That's the thing involving the red-hot poker and the nasal passage and the removal of the brain therof, isn't it? I'd rather that didn't happen.    Orian57    Talk   10:10 19 June 2009

OK, this joke is officially dead. Move along now. ~ 10:12, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

It was funny when you did it. Just not Moosh, he's that guy that bounds into rooms with a "Hi guys!" and enthusiasm for life, litterally killing any vibe that was going. damn him. And thanks again for the beer offer!    Orian57    Talk   10:14 19 June 2009

You're always welcome buddy. Anytime. Anywhere Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:54 June 19 '09

You never offered me beer. You threatened to mummify me.    Orian57    Talk   10:56 19 June 2009

Egyptian rape is forced fellatio, not mummification. And by the way, you really made me sad :/ Im crying in a corner now Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:03 June 19 '09

Well that's still pretty bad. Knock you teeth out when they do that, don't they? Stops you from biting.    Orian57    Talk   11:05 19 June 2009

I hate you, you heterosexual chickfucker Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 12:35 June 19 '09

Strong words from someone whose mum still calls him Mooshy.    Orian57    Talk   12:37 19 June 2009

Yeah, Im misbehaving. Mommy will spank me :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:11 June 19 '09

And then wrap you up in a nice clean nappy to stop the bed getting wet? Mooshy. *snort* I'm telling everyone you still wet the bed.    Orian57    Talk   13:13 19 June 2009

wow, you can snort already? And yes, I cum a lot and wet my bed. And I wear Pampers and proud of it :D Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:17 June 19 '09

(start going back with the colons now, gives a fun wave effect) And wow. Really?    Orian57    Talk   13:18 19 June 2009

Oh yeah. As a true metal warrior, I wear nothing but pampers, like Manowar, you know Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:00 June 19 '09

Nope, can't say I know Manowar, they probably ae more conveinient for combat situations though.    Orian57    Talk   14:02 19 June 2009

Whatever, enough jokes, insults and shit. I am working on this piece of shit and I need your feedback.. I came up with it after reading your Snowhite, but mine is still rough and clearly inferior, so I need your assistance Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 14:09 June 19 '09

ahem *cough cough* Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:48 June 19 '09

Keep your nappy on! I have to sleep too, you know?    Orian57    Talk   08:46 20 June 2009

It's a little rough

But how is it?

Also, since I did you a favor, i'm allowed to whore.

Saberwolf116 13:47, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Cue joke about me liking it rough. But actually no, that looks kinda worse than what I have. I was kinda hoping to have what MrN has but in pink. It's ok if you can't get it to work, though, what I have will do. :)    Orian57    Talk   13:55 19 June 2009

And I'll have a look later. Way to tierd to do anything useful right now though.    Orian57    Talk   13:55 19 June 2009

Yeah, it's a little beyond my capabilities. The LGBT flag was easy, as it's six solid colors, but the UJ is harder because of the diagonal cross. Ah well, I tried. Saberwolf116 14:13, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

I got your message--thanks

I confess, I skimmed the links. I guess I will have to spend some time actually reading them because your system is not easy to maneuver. I'll expand on my idea later. I am pretty busy in real life. Have a nice day! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Hestian (talk • contribs)

Ok, that's no problem. But in future, please respond to comments on the page they're posted. I'll have put it on my watch list and this help everything stay in one place, thanks :)    Orian57    Talk   19:51 19 June 2009

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!

June 18th, 2009 • Issue 52 • Thinly sliced news, between two slices of humor, with lettuce and hollandaise sauce

Votes for Sandwiches Officially Opens By Gerrycheevers This week, Votes for Sandwiches was established by Uncyclopedia Internetist and Lead Executive of Sandwiches, Spang. Previously some sort of secret cabal hazing page, lead cabalists have thrown the doors of VFS open to reveal thinly sliced meats on a variety of breads. Or they would have, if the cabal existed, which it doesn't. Official Cabal Spokesman Mordillo exclusively explained the new feature best: "The cabal, as part of its never-ending efforts to assert its all-consuming control over the citizenry, has now introduced voting for sandwiches. Each editor will be required to eat the elected sandwiches for the entire following month. Members of the cabal will closely observe voter's decisions to make sure that no vile sandwiches, such as BAKED BEANS ON TOAST WITH MELTED CHEESE, will be chosen. That's just vile. Editors will not be allowed to protest over the "democratically" "chosen" "sandwich". We're not Iran." Reactions to the new voting page were mixed. Some users were excited for the opportunity to express their fondness towards various lunches, provided that those lunches are a sandwich. "I'm glad that sandwiches, a comedy staple due to their low-priced nature and assembly so simple that even a writer can construct one, are finally getting their due on Uncyclopedia," said resident criminology term Modusoperandi. Others were not so supportive of the move, and point to recent disturbing trends since the introduction of VFS, the most disturbing being the raiding of the fridge in the Uncyclopedia break room and the subsequent theft of all sandwiches. Well, maybe not all sandwiches, but one specifically marked "gerry's. do not eat." So far no group has claimed responsibility for this act of sandwich-related terrorism. I will find you, you little punk! And when I do, you're making me another sandwich! Comebacks! Only $19.95! Call Now! By: Saberwolf116 Following a month and a half hiatus, resident VFD overlord and prince of pants MrN9000 is alleged to have returned to the wiki. According to reliable sources, MrN was spotted responding to his talk page and maintaining QVFD, among various other tasks. What other things he may do remains to be seen. We do know, however, that he has been welcomed warmly by the community, with Mordillo giving him the brand new nickname "fucker" and various users bestowing an award of reliability on him. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Call Now And Get 2 for the Price Of 1! By: Gerrycheevers Following in MrN's robotically symmetrical footsteps was noted keyboard component SysRq. After many weeks of inactivity, Sys has returned to once again putter the Imperial Colonization ship around Uncyclopedia Harbor. He has described his goals as "re-assimilate as best I can" and "Go to hell, Dex". We would like to welcome both of these users back to the loving Uncyclopedia family, and urge them to GET BACK TO WORK!! Things Brewing In IRC By Sockpuppet of an unregistered user People are yelling at each other, stalking each other, and randomly talking to one another. What I am talking about is, of course, IRC, the highly controversial melting pot of Uncyclopedia, where users of all stands, races, and levels of activity can talk about unimportant issues. It has recently come to our attention that ruthless battles were being fought on the fields of IRC. Our correspondent decided to check things out for himself. He was confronted with gay dinosaurs, Star Wars references and general dickery. Though this one time visit cannot render a clear view of the complex nature of IRC, it might give us a glimpse into the mind of the common IRCer. The dark, mysterious character of IRC remains.

Check out these pages! Release personal details here. Overractions! Slander! Hot Republican Chicks with Guns! Death To Our Enemies, or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Illogicopedia. From our logs: 14:37, 11 June 2009 Cs1987 (Talk | contribs) blocked Cs1987 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of a nice stroll in the park ‎(The only edit I can make on this website right now is blocking myself. Woohoo!) 15:42, 12 June 2009 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for The Wizard Of Oz (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked) ‎(Follow the yellow brick road to oblivion! Put on your red shoes and dance! dance! Ackowledge that you're no longer in Kansas, Toto. And yes I am the wicked witch of the west. I have a wart to prove it) 12:11, 16 June 2009 Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked 94.101.164.1 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 hours ‎(vandullism - and your cheese looks old and stale anyway. bring me something fresher. and a red onion chutney - let's do this properly) Biopic of the Week Sonje ~ Bursting onto the Uncyclpedia scene in March 2009, this spunky female user already has quite the impressive resume. Her six featured images speak of her monumental potatochopping abilities, and she won consecutive Potatochopper of the Month awards. Yeah, that's right. Consecutive. We look forward to many more expertly manipulated images and other general awesomery from Sonje in the months to come. Old School Featured Article of the Week Continuing in the vaguely sandwich-related theme, Sausage Butty Batter Nuggets are a staple of English cuisine. With a complicated recipe that often leads to dangerous and/or hilarious consequences, this food is nevertheless a highly desirable meal for any self-respecting gentleman or lady in England, and is often served at croquet competitions and monocle-wearing contests. Pictured at right is the extra-crunchy West Country variety. This Week in Uncyc, 3500 BC The Great Pyramids of Giza, one of the greatest technological and engineering feats in human history, was parodied in the monthly Uncyclopedia newsletter Bird, Bird, Crocodile, Man With Dog Face, Bird, which was painstakingly written on papyrus reeds by dozens of slaves. In the periodical, the Pyramids were described as "just okay", and were depicted as a stepping stone to grander projects such as Great Cubes and perhaps even a Great Octagonal Prism. Reason to Leave Uncyclopedia of the Week #12: Space issues. With so many users returning, and Cajek refusing to grant access to the Cajek Mansion (which takes up over 60% of all Uncyclopedia's property), there just isn't enough room for us all.

UnSignpost Main Page • Contact the Editors • Sign Up for Delivery • Get the Userbox

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:44, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

If you're not up to it next time I'd be happy to. I'm sure it'll be a fun experiance.    Orian57    Talk   08:44 20 June 2009

It drives you crazy. Like a wizard. But I'm always up to it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:46, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Lies! That link doesn't go to Mike Gravel! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:48, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Neither does that. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:50, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Padawan...

...Signups you see for users called Helloworldmk70‎, Helloworldmk71‎; and Helloworldmk72‎... and greet them you do. Occur to you does it not that sockpuppets they are? Ready for adminship you are not. ;)

Just sayin'. I seem to remember you writing somewhere that you'd love to be an admin. Personally, I think that you should stick to writing funny stuff. As soon as you have this job, your writing duties are being multitasked with recent change page refreshes. And it's never the same after that. --T. (talk) 01:20, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Sure it occured to me, but, as he/she/they hadn't done anything wrong I didn't see why not, one of those accounts might stick around and be useful perhaps his first two attempts as signing up had been typos. As for being an admin, not really, I'd just quite like to be able to joke ban myself.    Orian57    Talk   01:25 22 June 2009

Assuming good faith is the right way to go, but context is also important. Given the amount of vandalism RDB's been contending with this evening, 3 signups that are obviously the same person should not be greeted. It's obvious wanking, "Hey look, here's my 70th, 71st and 72nd sock!" And by our 'no greeting the asshats' policy, we delete user and talk pages of permabanned users. It'll save us some deleting later if just ignore him now. When there are concurrent signups with different names, assume good faith. And I'm proud of you that you don't want to be an admin. I quit once, and they re-sysoped me. Mafioso bastards. --T. (talk) 01:41, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Fair enough. Sorry about the mess. And yeah, as for writing funnies I've spent today wr-writing soem gamecruft into something that may eventually become fit for human consumption. But I was thinking that when putting my userspace version over teh article instead of just a copy-past scenario isn't there a way of merging the histories? Was just thinking that it'll help people identify the correct version to revert back to (or who to come see if there is some sort of revert war or something). It's just it's an article that gets a fair amount of vandalism.    Orian57    Talk   01:51 22 June 2009

When I've done this, I've either just put "Revert to Here" in the edit summary, or made a lot of minor changes once I copied my text in (making it easy to see in the history where I 'took over'). Congrats on another feature. =) --T. (talk) 12:34, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah I bassically jsut did that. It was this article by the way, what do you think? And thank you very much, that was nomber 11!    Orian57    Talk   12:36 22 June 2009

I just noticed that the Pop Song article probably should have gone first, but, no biggie. Wednesday, then. :P Not much sleep again last night. As to your new one, I'm absolutely the last person in the world who should evaluate video game parodies. I was never much into them... not sine my pre-teens anyway. Sorry. --T. (talk) 12:55, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps, the idea was to try and make it accesable to people unfamiliar with it. On reflection it needs more work. And does this mean I have to change the date in my article list?    Orian57    Talk   12:58 22 June 2009

Nah, pop songs will wait an extra day. It was getting to the front page sooner or later anyway. --T. (talk) 13:04, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh that's a relief. Thought I might have to edit again. I'm running on no sleep so theres a whole multitude of things that could go wrong. Although I am probably going to be pretty much now.    Orian57    Talk   13:07 22 June 2009

Yo

I have a problem with my UserPage. Its so dull. I just have a white background with three cool pick and lists. Its very boring to look at. So hopefully you can give me some tips on how to spice it up some, like you page, for example, its very cool. Thanks--Iwillkillyou333 06:02, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Quite simple really. Use this line of code at the top of your page and it adds a back ground and a boarder: <div style="background: #F1C84D; border: 4px solid #FF6600; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;"> teh first colour will be your main background and the second is the boarder, thickness of the boarder can also be changed. For a handy list of colours and their codes/names (either work) go here. Theres also code for tidying up userboxes and videas (presumably pictures too), it goes like this:

<center>
{|
|<youtube width="500" Height="300">pjFc8CR_HBA</youtube>
|}

{|
|<youtube width="300" height="300">ke6P5qF072k</youtube>
|<youtube width="300" height="300">B_m17HK97M8</youtube>
|<youtube width="300" height="300">3rNmeXEtT9M</youtube>
|-
|<youtube width="300" height="300">JXu5Axblff8</youtube>
|<youtube width="300" height="300">IJ0AhVyKCLY</youtube>
|}
<center>

the code for youtube videas, you get it from the adressbar on the video page, you can use the whole thing but you only need to use whatever comes after the "=". Does that all make sense, generally to learn code properly you just have to play around with whatever you find on other people's pages or sigs. Have fun!    Orian57    Talk   07:54 23 June 2009

Yep makes perfect since, thanks -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic?

No problemo.    Orian57    Talk   16:18 23 June 2009

You?

Wrote an encyclopedic article? What's next? Have you turned... straight? Anyways seeing as you've been peppering my page with thankies I'll chuck up a good old fashioned whoring here. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:26, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

A couple of my earlier articles were encyclopedic, they just weren't spectacular. Once I got Insomnia featured though I just decided to write more articles in that style, mostly becuase I find that more fun to both read and write. Rescently though I've tried to do a few different things, such as an UnScript (which I won't link to because you'll vote against) and will probably continue doing those different things along with my first person stuff. Indeed I'm currently almost finished rewriting this abomination of an article useing Joshy again (although that'll be his last outing (until next time) even I know that the joke was kinda thin to begin with). And after that history of my writing I shall have a look at your article. And no, my writing style has little or nothing to do with my homosexuality, just becuase one is expanding doesn't mean the other has returned to the default (which actually isn't a default at all I was just being creative).    Orian57    Talk   08:46 23 June 2009

Hey, the UnScript is awesome. Besides I can't be bothered voting against things now unless they really are just junk that took 2 minutes to make, and that was way too funny. Only thing you missed is the policeman with the token appallingly bad regional accent. It was probably the girl though. That loud mouth. Anyway, keep on doing your gaymosexual things because you're making great work. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:19, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

COOL! :D I mean, that was probably the most agressive for I've ever had, but yeah, thanks! And also for the WotM vote. I shall indeed carry on with my "gaymosexual things", in fact, I think I've got another good UnScript concept. Revovles around more horrible Brit TV (although I'm confident other countries have the same sort of shit), I'll get back to you if it ever gets past ideas stage.    Orian57    Talk   12:36 23 June 2009

Help with links?

I have a question about linking to other articles. I am trying to link to Circus peanuts and it's not working. I am following the directions as far as I can tell, but I must not be, in fact. Another possibility is that the links directions are really un-link directions. LOL. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Hestian (talk • contribs)

Ok so Circus peanuts. Really all you need to do is put two square brackets around the words you're turning into a link. eg:

[[Circus peanuts]]

advanced linking allows you to link to an article withought using those words in what you say. eg:

[[Circus peanuts|Peanuts]] turns out lie this: Peanuts

Hope I've helped.    Orian57    Talk   20:26 23 June 2009

Have this

Under user has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

And chill. Spanner! ;-) --UU - natter 21:26, Jun 23

I AM CHILLED! You're the one that's hot!    Orian57    Talk   16:54 24 June 2009

Hestian is my ex-wife

You need to know that the person who apparently you have offered to adopt, is here under false pretenses. She is my ex-wife, who has been stalking me for a long time through the net. Having googled my email addy, she found me here. She has no point here except to annoy me with her presence, while imagining that I'll interact with her here and get back together with her.

You may disbelieve this if you wish, you will see soon enough. --Clemens177 00:21, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Well I must admit I was a little skeptical, but stranger things do happen. Anyway Modus seems to have blcoked her. Not really sure why you came to tell me, but yeah, sorry to hear you've got a mad ex. :/    Orian57    Talk   16:53 24 June 2009

Orian knows all about that stuff. Where is Yettie, anyway? The President of Iran WOODY! DeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 16:55, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Man, I don't know. He was around, sort of, a while back but has since dissapeared. And just for the benifit of Clemens, Yetties isn't a real ex, he was just like my best mate on here.    Orian57    Talk   16:57 24 June 2009

Ohhh, SysRq's gunna be jealous! The President of Iran WOODY! DeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 17:08, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Sys is a really good mate outside of Uncyc. I only know Yettie through this place.    Orian57    Talk   17:12 24 June 2009

And me... My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (18:15 06-24-2009)

And you, of course.    Orian57    Talk   18:19 24 June 2009

Hi guys! :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 18:21 June 24 '09

Hi! How are you? We just seem surprised by the fact that there's an obsessive stalking ex-wife with erotomania who was just banned forever for those things. As normal, we pretend this never happened. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (18:26 06-24-2009)

What never happened?    Orian57    Talk   18:28 24 June 2009

What what? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 18:38 June 24 '09

What what? OLYMPIC MONKEY! The President of Iran WOODY! DeathLife? to the infidels! Go USA? 19:00, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

What!?    Orian57    Talk   18:58 24 June 2009

What? I can get stuff for free? My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Nice... (19:03 06-24-2009)

Ahem. I think the monkey guy in the pic is one of our resident canadians... hmmm... but which one? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:19 June 24 '09

In other news

Have you voted for this? —Sir SysRq (talk) 03:51, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Help

I cant get the date behind my sig -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic?

Are you using 4 tidles?    Orian57    Talk   19:18 25 June 2009

No -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic?

Well thats the standard signing procedure, try that.    Orian57    Talk   19:31 25 June 2009

Tried that, but keep getting this Iwillkillyou333 19:53, 25 June 2009 (UTC) when I put it there -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:11, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh right, go to the my preferences link at the top right of the page. In the signature box put in {{subst:nosubst|User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} and click the custom sig box, then just sign with the 4 tidles as normal.    Orian57    Talk   19:57 25 June 2009

Hey it works now, thanks alot -   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:11, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Something's gone wrong. You're leaking code all over the place, did you do everything I said above? check teh little box and have it exactly as I had there? If so then go ask someone else what's wrong because I've done all I can. :/    Orian57    Talk   22:48 25 June 2009

Ok I fix it, turns out I left someting out, but everythings fixed-   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:11, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

That's good. Glad to have helped!    Orian57    Talk   06:31 26 June 2009

Review?

I asked Under User, but he's on vacation, and recommended I ask you to do it and bug you until you do (I probaly wont). Its this---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:29, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do, but I haven't ever heard of the man.    Orian57    Talk   08:35 27 June 2009

Ow. Harsh! Pup

My intention wasn't to be harsh. Just honest. I hope IWKY realises that too.    Orian57    Talk   21:53 27 June 2009

I think he's fairly level headed, and it's not that far from the advice I'd already given. (Although I haven't read the funny band article myself - not my scene.) I'm just thinking that the topic has a significant potential for high parody, even if the execution was a little rushed. I was more thinking of the score then the comments to be honest. I have to say I enjoyed reading that more than a substantial number of other pages. Pup

Yeah I just make up my scores, they're rarely consistant. However I stand by what I said, and the comments are always more important than the scores anyway. And of course it is an opinion thing.    Orian57    Talk   22:05 27 June 2009

Actually, while we're on the topic of review, due to the fantastic work of a fellow n00b, this never ended up getting done. I'm not in any mad rush to have it completed by a time frame, but I was waiting on feedback from Lateral Thinking as I figured that may also help me out with Parallel Thinking and Six Hats and where ever I go next with the series. I don't want to just go and edit the PeeReview page, and I didn't want to just put this up again without knowing that it's the best way to go, so how do I go about getting this back in the queue? (Apparently there's another 7 or so articles that had a similar treatment to mine that may also need a little TLC...)

Thanks

Thanks for reviewing Tooth Fairy. I agreed with pretty much all of it. So I've adapted it. Didn't really see any significant difference in font when I tried your recommendation, which is why I'd bolded stuff to try to make it stand out. Anyway, if you're not bored of it already, take a look and see if you think the new section is any good.--Sog1970 14:54, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Come on already

Its not like it matters at this point. He's a dick and he can't write for shit. People only vote for him because they like him or something. Whatever. He's gone and hopefully he won't come back again. Uncyc really was better without him and his weenie clean atitude. 70.85.16.16 13:26, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Fuck off you miserable diseased litte cretin! I like Todd and have no idea what your problem is with him. He is a good writer too. And today is the twenty eighth, because you clearly have numeracy issues, there's still voting time. Go away, Uncylopedia is better without you. So get lost ok?    Orian57    Talk   13:33 28 June 2009

Your right- in a few more days it wont matter. Ether he won't get nommed again or I can enjoy watching someone else kick his ass!! Its really better that way anyway. LOL. 70.85.16.16 13:56, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

FUck off you wanker.    Orian57    Talk   14:47 28 June 2009

I agree with Orian, Todd is a great writer (per the fact he has already won WotM) and has been here longer than you have been born. Mesing with Todd? You barely got business messing with ME. Fuck off you little bitch before I kick your ass myself. Oh and if this came across a little harsh, well... I DOESNT GIVE A FUCK! ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:01, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

The Newspaper That Replaces Analysis With Flashy Graphics!

June 25th, 2009 • Issue 53 • The newspaper that steals other newspapers' lunch money

Users Campaign to Delete Vast Portions of Uncyclopedia By Gerrycheevers Several users have recently begun campaigns to rid Uncyclopedia of some of its oldest, cruftiest, stalest content, or so they would have you believe. We at the UnSignpost aren't here to report anything other than the facts, including but not limited to: opinions, speculation, and pictures of cats with funny captions. First on the chopping block was the Timeline series. This group of articles apparently chronicles the made-up version of history as recorded by people who aren't very funny. Dr. Skullthumper has taken the lead in the crusade against this unholy document, and reactions on the wiki were, as usual, mixed. Some users supported the good doctor, while others appreciated his sentiment but enjoyed the crisp, fresh smell of proper procedure much better. Noted deletionist Gwax made an appearance in order to streamline the effort to remove all of the unfunniness from the timeline, and he has been joined by several other users seeking to improve rather than delete the entire project. Next in line for the guillotine was Uncyclopedia's longest-running and only soap opera, The Young and the Uncyclopedians. At the head of this movement is prominent murderous amphibian Thekillerfroggy, who made such bold claims as "Vanity, sir!" and "Words words words!" As this project is not merely a page but an entire slew of pages, it was rejected by the Uncyclopedia Deletion Tribunal, but further actions may be in the works. When reached for comment about the situation, Uncyclopedia founder Chronarion responded, "AAAAAAAA!!!!" Usefulness of IP Contributions Called Into Question...Again By Gerrycheevers The question of whether or not we should allow IPs to edit our precious humor wiki has been raised yet again, this time by plucky Der Unwehr founder Guildensternenstein. UnSignpost reporters were baffled by the concept of what an IP was, until it was explained that it is some sort of automatic vandalism robot designed to troll websites, post vanity, and ensure all articles make the proper amount of references to Chuck Norris. The debate raged fiercely, with many users falling on either side of the so-called "IP line". One camp decided that the contributions from these entities did more harm than good to the community and its collection of humor. The opposing faction took up the opposite view: that IP editors were harmless and at worst an annoyance. Modusoperandi, the lead counsel for the IP defense team, made several compelling arguments, most notably the case that IPs are adorable and thus harmless. In the end, it was decided that IP editing is something we must live with, mostly because Conservapedia doesn't allow it, and we don't want to be any more like them than we already are. When reached for comment about the situation, Uncyclopedia founder Chronarion responded, "AAAAAAAA!!!!"

Check out these pages! Ledddy calls for more reminiscence The counting goes horribly, horribly wrong THIS JUST IN THIS JUST OUT From our logs: 01:41, 24 June 2009 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs | block) blocked 66.109.20.52 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (Dex is all like BAN HIM and I'm like OKAY DEX) 00:18, 21 June 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Mr. Niceguy (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (Do you see my penis? Here, I'll pull it out! LOOK AT IT DANGLE, FAGGOT!) 00:17, 21 June 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs | block) resurrected Mr. Niceguy (Talk | contribs) ‎ (wrng "a"gn) 00:16, 21 June 2009 Todd Lyons (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Mr. Niceguy (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (NO MORE MR. NICEGUY) Biopic of the Week "How has the UnSignpost never run a biopic on So So?", you might ask. "I mean, his userpage is somewhere between confusing and disturbing, but the guy's a comedic genius! His writings are classic!", you might continue. You might even mention that he was nommed for WotM for about half a year in 2007 before finally winning the thing. Well, you might be interested in reading this week's UnSignpost, and then you might look into shutting up. Old School FA of the Week The Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice is the longest possible order you could order at Starbucks. It was ordered only once (in the late 1990's), and it singlehandedly destroyed the economy of South America. It is now illegal in both American Continents, Africa, Asia, Europe, and Antarctica. In fact, it's now illegal everywhere save for a select few unclaimed square inches in the Southern Pacific Ocean and Belgium (but nobody gives a crap about Belgium.) The United Nations is working on this problem even as you read this.

UnSignpost Main Page • Contact the Editors • Sign Up for Delivery • Get the Userbox

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   14:33 30 June 2009

So you were all like

"Oh man, I'll send out the UnSignpost this week," and people were like, "OMG! That's crazy! It'll take forevers," and you were like, "whatever, I'm too good. I'll just do it." And people were like, "you are gunna fail." But then, you did it, and I was all like, "Whoa! That's crazy!" Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:49, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

/Me cackles/ It was fun - yes fun! /Cackling Fun fUN FUN for teh whole fucking family! - yes kill them, kill them yes! NEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA    Orian57    Talk   15:51 30 June 2009

Orian delivered the UnSignpost! Woot! Woot! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:17, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

*Claps* BRAVO! BRAVO! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:27, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Ideas

I'm looking for ideas for UnScripts:The Badass Soldiers and I was hoping you can help me come up with some.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:13, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

William Little

I made my best to save you from plagiarism but he don't care  ! Can you at least give him a little bitch slap ? William Little a.k.a. ptitguillaume _{lui rendre hommage}

Agh! You're sig code is leaking! Also er, impersonating me may have been a bit sort of not good. I mean it's not that big a deal but I really don't mind, I'm flattered even. Also Good to meet ya!    Orian57    Talk   16:51 3 July 2009

Who would want to impersonate you anyway? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:26, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

someone with a very very low opinion of tehmselves.    Orian57    Talk   18:41 3 July 2009

Truly, who would such little faith in themselves?    PuppyOnTheRadio    Talk  

Argh! So much code!    Orian57    Talk   02:25 4 July 2009

Puppy stoled your sig!---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:31, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Puppy's a bad ass. Orian57333 Talk If you dare 02:35, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

I know!---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:40, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Some people have absolutely no respect PuppyOnTheRadio Talk coz I'm lonely

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

May contain traces of humor!

July 2nd, 2009 • Issue 54 • The newspaper with the name that's an anagram of "stop using n"

The Young and The Uncyclopedians Cancelled By Gerrycheevers After enjoying a long-running career and several writer changes, Uncyclopedia's fabled soap opera The Young and the Uncyclopedians was cancelled this week. And by "cancelled" we mean totally owned by Thekillerfroggy. It seems TKF finally had enough, and spent nearly an hour systematically deleting the entire series, which previously contained over 60% of all content in the UnScripts namespace. The newly freed electrons, no longer required for TYATU, can now be used for other Uncyclopedia-related tasks, such as boron smelting, and they may even be used to form a sort of crude bot that can edit The count to a million project automatically. Not content with merely obliterating the entire series, Thekillerfroggy apparently became bored halfway through his holy crusade, and decided to get creative in the deletion summaries. As can be seen in a memorial erected by what is presumed to be a jilted fan of the show, TKF nostalgized and ranted, remembered and forgot, loved and lost, all while expressing his inner thoughts through the medium of deletion summaries. An example can be seen at the very end of his effort, where Thekillerfroggy writes: "Sigh./Well here's the home stretch/It's been real/We've had some good times/some bad times/But in the end/All we are is dust in the wind/So goodnight, sweet prince/Farewell TYATU/Fin." Reactions on the wiki were, as usual, mixed. Some users held a candlelight vigil in userspace, where some of the episodes have been resurrected in a zombie-like form. Entertainment editor DogNewspaper (pictured) wagged his tail, perhaps expressing hope that one day a new soap opera, sitcom, or crime investigation show featuring Uncyclopedia editors would once again grace this site. We can only dream... Main Page Suffers Spasms of Dickery By Gerrycheevers If you logged onto the Main Page sometime on July 2nd between 2:00 and 3:00 GMT (and if you can't figure out what time that is where you live, then don't expect us to provide it for you, we're not a bloody watch!), you may have noticed some subtle changes. Instead of the usual Wikipedia-like format, with carefully organized features, news stories, anniversaries, and vital information, you may or may not have found...something else. You may or may not have found an intruiging offer to reffer freinds to take some sort of mp3-player related actions. You may or may not have found some sort of story with a vague theme of respecting one's elders, and everything about those elders, and we do mean everything. You may or may not have found some sort of strange mix of the two that left you with conflicting feelings. These feelings may or may not have included, but not been limited to: fear, anger, jealousy, confusion, fear again, and a vague sensation of falling. The admins responsible for this will not be named here, due to their next probable course of action in the case in which we did mention them, which would most likely be something along the lines of turning every UnSignpost issue into a Euroipod, whatever that is. The only thing we can report on is that the shenanigans ended just over an hour after they began, with the Main Page being restored to its previous false information-rich state. However, this episode shows us that it will never be safe from the hijinks of that group of admins, who, again, will not be named.

Check out these pages! HowTo: Get Banned for a Day Serious, on-topic discussion More voting for things! From our logs: 12:34, 26 June 2009 Mhaille (Talk | contribs) blocked Gotlegginh (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎(please enjoy our complimentary fuck the hell off) 21:18, 26 June 2009 Todd Lyons (Talk | contribs) blocked Cajek (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 8 seconds ‎(Non-kosher edits to Woody's meatpage) 08:35, 29 June 2009 Mhaille (Talk | contribs) blocked 24.78.127.159 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎(I is an 8 year old from the UK with super admin powerz, fuck you) 11:49, 1 July 2009 Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked 222.153.106.69 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎(I think you'll find it is you who fail. and not even epically either - just with a bit of a whimper.) Biopic of the Week Lovable Wikia dictator Sannse has settled in rather well in the Uncyclopedia Community. She is a double Hall of Shame member, and she recently took home the coveted Uncyclopedian of the Month award for her work in making things behind the scenes to run smoothly, which we take it means that she is very good at regulating the caffeine intake of the hamsters that run on the wheels that power Uncyclopedia. Her typical reaction to watermelon jokes is summed up on the right. Old-School Featured Article of the Week HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble is an informative guide to consistently winning via questionable means that most enjoyable of letter-arranging games, Scrabble. Fake dictionaries, fake online dictionaries, fake tiles, and octopi are just a few of the diverse methods one can utilize in order to gain a distinctly unfair advantage while playing the game. This Week in Uncyc, 1776 While the American colonies and the British Empire were not quite getting along, the corresponding members of Uncyclopedia were also having a bit of a flamewar. Prominent British users subtly edited the article on America to include a fictional fourteenth colony called West Wankerton, and American admins reacted by banning the drinking of any tea-related beverages in the Uncyclopedia break room. In the end, both sides agreed to a truce due to the massively impressive fireworks show, which was a Fourth of July tradition. The truce basically entailed both entities cooperation in the vandalism of the article on France.

UnSignpost Main Page • Contact the Editors • Sign Up for Delivery • Get the Userbox

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:30, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey Orian

What do you think of my Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:51, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

I think it's pretty good, some funny lines in there and a good punchline.    Orian57    Talk   11:44 5 July 2009

Oh thanks. I had fun writing it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:48, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

that is bassically the most important thing. I'm currently having loads of fun with this, which I should be able to finish off toaday.    Orian57    Talk   13:12 5 July 2009

CONGRATULATIONS!

 

Your article has won a prize.

Congratulations, Orian57, your song
I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up)
won the 2009 Uncyclopedia Music Awards. Ain't this better than Eurovision? Socky would love that.

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 04:17, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

---

yay! An awards! At least it's won something, had fun writing that and Sissy's audio still makes me chuckle. (Also try and remember to close tags and code and stuff)    Orian57    Talk   04:24 6 July 2009

Just because I'm missing you...

... I thought I'd drop by and say hi. Hi. I'm going again now. Pup

No wait, read this and tell me what you think. I'm showing it to everyone and so far have had pretty good responses.    Orian57    Talk   13:36 6 July 2009

Chiggity-check this out!

Hey, I added some bits to the UnTunes:Are we human or are we cancer? song. Could you take a look at it and see if it's betterer? Thankies. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:24, Jul 6

Oh hey, almost forgot about this, sorry. This version is definitly better, but I think more of the spoken/backgroundy sort of parts would improve it, as it is the jokes are still a bit thin on the ground (the ones you did put in did make me laugh though). For example you could have the spoken voice slowly comming round to the idea of people being cancer (as you concluded at the end) by replying differently at the end of every corus. There's a few other opertunities for some good contrast, which works well with a serious topic like this. Also maybe update the page as you update the audio. I do think you could have a very good thing on your hands with this once you do some more jokes. so good luck! :)    Orian57    Talk   00:10 8 July 2009

Thanks again for your advice. And wow, you were right. You do need spelchek. :D • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:52, Jul 8

Quickly change your vote in unsurvivor!

There has been an unstoppable alliance of four! They will destroy us all! Change your vote for me and that zheihlihl guy to TKF and ApeonThursdays, that's the only way to stop their alliance. If you don't do this, they will progress to the next round with an incredible wall of votes, and you will be slain :<. Forget about the past, think about the future. We need to form a pact and fight against these commie pink bastards! http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Forum:UNCYCLOPEDIA_SURVIVOR!_Season_2&t=20090706230822#Voting:_Round_3 – Preceding unsigned comment added by Kingkitty (talk • contribs)

Erm. No. Maybe, I'm already voting TKF out anyway.    Orian57    Talk   23:21 6 July 2009

How have you been doing?

Normally this is what you ask me, but I haven't heard from you in a while, and I don't want you to forget all about me. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 14:13, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah, your that guy... you used to be cool.    Orian57    Talk   16:49 7 July 2009

I hope you're kidding. Honestly I never know... ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:22, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Of course I'm joking. You were never cool. Now, what do you think of this? I'm pretty sure its feature worthy, but don't want to self nom. What do you think?    Orian57    Talk   23:26 7 July 2009

Orian, you are a genius! Another great article, I think I'll get around to nomming it this evening. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:53, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, am not ashamed to say I'm proud of this one because I genunely worked hard on it, a nom would be most welcome. And you've got some promising articles going though, too (at least I thinks it you, I've started getting you confused with the other guy that has 3's in his name), let me know if you need help. with those. I think I'm gonna have to get some sleep now though, so night night. Have fun and such.    Orian57    Talk   23:57 7 July 2009

Wait, you mean iwillkillyou333? Yeah, he's okay. and you're welcome. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 02:13, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Miley Cyrus?

I though you might be interested in this. Do with it as you please. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:14, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Orian? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:24, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes sorry, was a bit distracted almost forgot. Overall it was pretty chucklesome and the images did make me laugh. Need someone to do an audio really, in order to hear if it really fits, ask someone musical.    Orian57    Talk   17:30 7 July 2009

But who could mimic Miley's voice? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:19, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Zana? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:31, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

SysRq? Sonje does sining too.    Orian57    Talk   18:33 7 July 2009

I'll ask one of them. Sorry for the mess about the youtube vid. I could use a rest about now. Goodnight, Orian. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it's ok, good night :)    Orian57    Talk   23:39 7 July 2009

heartbeat review

hey 'rian. just wondering what you want to do with Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 now that it got featured. you want to toss it back in the queue, or can we delete it? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:52, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

No point putting it back really, just delete it.    Orian57    Talk   17:54 7 July 2009

Archive, much?

Could you please archive this boss? In Australia we get the interweb delivered by owl, and poor Hedwig gets so exhausted carrying this she keeps crashing. Pup 00:08, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Jesus, this is a record for my page and it's half as long as most everyone's pages. Spang for example hasn't archived in like ten years. And besides I've still got a few active conversations going, speaking of which have you read this yet? I mentioned it above. Several times but once directly to you.    Orian57    Talk   00:13 8 July 2009

My God, won't somebody think of the Owls I've had a glance at it, but to be honest I get on here and start going through my watchlist, and by the time I've checked out everything I've lost four hours. If people would archive sooner then I wouldn't have such an issue. I like what I've read so far, but if you're asking me for a full review then you'll have to be a little patient. As the nurse said to the midget. Pup 00:30, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

oh I've had a review, and actually Llh3 said he may nom it. I'm just trying to get it read by people. And with teh watchlist I tend to just pick out teh most interesting stuff and not look at stuff that doesn't concern me.    Orian57    Talk   00:33 8 July 2009

Sweet. I'll have a look at it later. One thing I will get you to do for me. I did this yesterday and I'm worried that I may be too harsh on the Anglican Church and the British people, as I'm straddling the line between caricature and insult. I'd appreciate getting a non-US/non-Antipodean POV on it. Just remember that if you find it insulting, that's the reason I'm asking, and please don't hit me again. Poor bloody Owls. Pup 00:50, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

All right. Remember that I'm being really picky here given that it just got a supreme mother-daughter score on PeeReview and has a strong likelihood of being featured.

1. Change of font. I understand the purpose, but it honestly just distracted me rather than adding to the story.

b) Thought v speech v other stuff in inverted commas. Though in italics and speech in different font and smart quotes I could get, but when there are references in inverted commas they should either be italics or quote. Given that though is in italic already I'd suggest having that in italic, so that:

“ Emily looked up at me with that “I told you so” frown. ”

becomes

“ Emily looked up at me with that I told you so frown. ”

and so forth.

4. Smart quotes v straight quotes. I hate smart quotes, but I'm in the minority. But for the sake of consistency these need to be fixed:

• "It's for your own good"
• "You don’t mind if I borrow some from your Wii remote do you?”
• The "Gear". Was Indeed Drugs

Edit: ...and single quotes for quotes within quotes... “I thought I said no roast. It’s called 'Sunday roast' for a reason, just because it’s colloquially shortened to 'roast' doesn’t mean you can change the rules.” ...You can make them smart single quotes if you like, but should really be singles.

(iv) Full stop or period in the chapter headings. I didn't like it. Doesn;'t mean good or bad, just didn't like.

00000101: Minor shit. I would change "No Emilly, you can't have one of those for your birthday. It's too expensive." to "No Emilly, you can't have a rabbit for your birthday. It's too expensive." I don't know if that was a reference to [this initially, but it was where my mind went, and believe me, they're expensive. ,small>And all I got for valentines that year was a freaking card

One more whine. Fix the red links. They are a pain in the ass.

Beyond that, and remember I did say I was being picky, I loved the article. Slightly derivative of Shaun of the Dead, but well executed. I would have like to have seen him need to use the blade when going into his ex's, it not work, having to slam the door on a zombie or push it away instead, and then have it work when cutting the roast, but that is the only narrative change I would suggest, and even then it would add a level of irony but not necessarily add the all important giggle factor. Pup 02:04, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Congrats much

on WotM. You totally deserve it. And hope you keep it up...and all the normal good wishes and stuff. - [01:33 9 July 2009] PlebYettie

Banned?? Stupid admins! /me goes off obediently to vote - [02:31 9 July 2009] PlebYettie

UnSignpost 9th July 2009

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

The periodical without any junk in its trunk!

July 9th, 2009 • Issue 55• Help! I'm trapped in a newspaper printer!

Survivor returns to Uncyclopedia after almost two years By THEDUDEMAN, with additional reporting by An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays In late 2007, a man by the name of Leoispotter had the idea to bring his favorite reality show to Uncyclopedia. Thus, the first season of UnSurvivor was created. After five thrilling rounds of voting, Mr. Briggs Inc. managed to win against the other finalist, Thekillerfroggy, by a mere two votes. Flash forward almost two years. Kingkitty, a competitor in the first UnSurvivor, decides it's time for another go-around, and season 2 is born. In an exclusive interview with Mr. Kitty, he had this to say: "Well, I was bored ("and crazy", says one passing by civilian) and I thought: 'perhaps the community could do something fun, and stop with all this writing bullshit.'" When later asked what he thought about this current season, he said, "It's showing to be bigger and better than last season, with more betrayals, more violence, more whining, and more betrayals. Lots of betrayals. Mostly of me." Currently, UnSurvivor Season 2 is in its final round of voting, where the voted-off members of the game get to vote on the finalist they want to win. The finalists this season are: after last seasons defeat, Thekillerfroggy, and newcomers to the show, THEDUDEMAN and An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays. Voting is set to take place over 72 hours instead of the usual 24, and the winner will be announced sometime Friday July 10th. After this, according to Mr. Kitty, there "probably" will be a season 3, and it will be bigger and better than anything ever before. Uncyclopedians pay crass tasteless tribute to Michael Jackson By An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays Michael Jackson, the legendary King of Pop, touched many lives, and the news of his untimely demise has left a deep void in the lives of his millions of fans and victims. Fans all over Uncyclopedia, stricken by grief, flocked by the dozens to mourn their departed hero in the only way they knew how: through the medium of humour. They ranged from perfunctory to crude to mediocre, but each expressed a deeply profound sadness that the weird plastic rapist was no more. (Yeah, "weird plastic rapist". That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it? Ha ha ha.) Tributes continue to pour in despite the fact that it is no longer funny or clever. With the stage set for a long, protracted battle over his kids and estate, Uncyclopedia expects that unfunny people will continue to get mileage out of this story for many weeks to come. Uncyclopedia admins plan to send a selection of the best "tributes" to the Jackson family, along with the number of a company that recycles plastics. (That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it? Ha ha ha.) Editors emerge from woodwork, contribute to UnSignpost By Gerrycheevers This week, when UnSignpost Active Editor Gerrycheevers brought up the Uncyclopedia page containing the currently in-progress UnSignpost, he suffered a minor heart attack upon finding that two stories had already been added to the paper. It seems both An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays and THEDUDEMAN, both newly given the title "Consulting Editor", took exception to being named "Consulting Editor" and took it upon themselves to blanket the UnSignpost with awesomeness. Unsignpost Payroll Manager DogNewspaper (pictured) bared his teeth at this development, indicating his frustration at having to re-issue new timecards to both editors. Gerrycheevers is expected to make a full recovery; flowers can be sent to the Uncyclopedia Infirmary and Shooting Range.

Check out these pages! The second round of the Uncyclopedia Music Awards! 4.252.99.182 HAS BEEN FOUND! Uncyclopedians trying to workout From our logs: 23:02, 7 July 2009 Rcmurphy (Talk | contribs) blocked Spang (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 500 days ‎(testing, I haven't done this in a while) 09:26, 7 July 2009 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked 70.178.213.53 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) ‎(In fact, here is our complimentary "welcome to uncyclopedia & fuck off" package. Have a nice day.) 00:36, 6 July 2009 Cs1987 (Talk | contribs) blocked The Woodburninator (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 191 seconds ‎(You ain't no ban magnet. But I can help you become one. By banning you, that is.) Biopic of the Week Now missing for over 18 months, it's time to send the search party out for ENeGMA. If the userbox on his user page is accurate, then his 250,000+ edits mean that he has created virtually all of the content on Uncyclopedia. While that isn't quite true, he has produced some classically awesome articles, and we wish he'd come back and play. Quote of the Week <TheLedBalloon> well, my parents were like, son, we're going to make meatloaf tonight <TheLedBalloon> and I was like <TheLedBalloon> shit yeah <TheLedBalloon> you know <TheLedBalloon> I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOAF <Shaggy-Rogers> EVEN BLOW YOUR LOAD ON YOUR MOM'S FACE =-= Mode #uncyclopedia +o TheLedBalloon by ChanServ =-= Shaggy-Rogers was booted from #uncyclopedia by TheLedBalloon (2 dads) =-= Mode #uncyclopedia -o TheLedBalloon by TheLedBalloon Old-School Featured Article of the Week A Handgun is a non-lethal weapon that has been in use for over 150 years. As adaptable as it is safe, the Handgun can fire many different kinds of bullets, which each require different distinct noises such as "pchoo!". Advantages include an infinite amount of ammunition and the lack of a necessity to reload. Attempts at Handgun regulation have proven pointless at best. This Week in Uncyc, 658 AD With the Dark Ages in full swing, Uncyclopedia tried to lighten the mood with a contest that urged users to photoshop a humorous image involving a priest, a monk, and a nun. Since the most advanced photoshop technology at the time still consisted of using paint to draw on canvas, not a single entry was completed by the two-week deadline. However, prominent Uncyclopedian John Smith continued his work far past the deadline, and after eight months submitted an image of a waterskiing nun, which became Uncyclopedia's first featured image.

UnSignpost Main Page • Contact the Editors • Sign Up for Delivery • Get the Userbox

9001(bot)  22:35, Jul 9