User:TheLedBalloon/Archives2

Thankies

YOU'VE BEEN THANKED! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

For voting for Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!
as one of the top ten articles of June!

Thanks for increasing my ego more than it needed to be. All for one fucking article. Geez.

In case you were wondering, it made #3

Kindly accept this half-assed template -RAHB 05:43, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Don't thank me, you earned that template with your sweat, blood, and misdirection. Was that sentence self-referential? Either way, great page. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:55, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise Prize!

Congratulations on your wins! I'm sure if I had read your articles I would have been much impressed with the quality and sheer articleness of your work. But as it is, I can only send you the prize anyway. To claim your glorious first prize of $20 (for each win) and other valuable considerations, please send your postal address to Wikia at Community@wikia.com - Thanks!

This has been a canned message by sannse-can't-think-of-anything-original, your friendly neighbourhood minion of the evil overlord -- sannse (talk) 11:47, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

p.s. I'm going away on Tuesday 31 July. I'd like to send prizes out before then, so it would be great if you can get the address to me as soon as possible. Thanks -- sann

Thanks muchly!

Thank you for voting For me, of course. You voted for Dr. Skullthumper for Noob of the Month! Yes, really. You did, honest. Check the history logs. You still don't remember? Maybe you were drunk, or something. Well anyway — just take my word for it, you did. So as a thank you, I've decided to give you one of the few existing Magic 8.1 balls. Unlike the Magic 8 ball, it will never give you an inaccurate answer. I've made sure of that. Use it wisely. Like as a paperweight.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 12:15 Mar 26, 2024 04:26, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Slithy Tove 05:38, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Eat shit you fucker! I mean, uh, thank you!

I know if must have been a pain to vote on your own article that, like, wasn't your own article, but you did it anyway. For your valor, have this awful yet somewhat inventive (much like the article you voted for) thank you template. Yeah. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:56, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)! Oh, those Russians...

Welcome to The Uncyclopedia Clan (working title)

You are now a Sergeant of the Clan. Congrats. Feel free to give me money and reffer friends to do the same, and add SGT to your sig. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:42, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY

Dude, don't fuck with my poll. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 23:37, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Sowwy. Couldn't resist! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:39, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Volcano

Yes, I will review it. I will have to pay attention to it, though, unlike a couple of the other articles I've Pee'd just now. Please be patient, I'll do it in the next few hours. ----OEJ 01:15, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

I am a noob

My parents have been eaten by a moose, would you be willing to adopt me? I need general help because I suck. --BurningRevenge 12:27, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

No problem, please see your talk page. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:20, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the help! Just out of curiostity, how DO you add pictures to pages? I've tried the help pages and fail to find anything on it...--BurningRevenge 18:34, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

No u

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:45, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Fun With Alligators

Well, I enlarged the images and un-ackward-ified some of the sentences in Gator Aide (though it's harder to tell which ones are ackward for me than for someone who isn't me, and therefore didn't write the article...). So, not certain if I got all the ackward sentences out, but I hopefully got rid of the worst 'uns... Any suggestions for improving the ending would be appreciated, since I'm not really sure what I could add or change...

Thanks much! --Flipwits

First off, you're quite welcome for the review. I'm glad you incorporated a few of my suggestions, you'd be amazed how many times reviewees simply put a page up for review and never look at the review again. As for the ending, I'm really not sure how you could adequately end the page. Try brainstorming, and reading the endings of some of the better-ranked pages at Uncyclopedia:Best of. One of the best endings is Fire hydrant (Of course, that is a real "twist ending". Yours doesn't need to be like that, it just needs to make the reader feel like the writer has really finished the page, and not just stopped writing it.), read through it all the way(Don't skip straight to the ending, mr. lazypants) and you'll see. Another good one is Protect and Survive. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:42, August 16, 2007

Alright then... I think I'm gonna wait a while before rewriting the ending because I can't really think of anything right now... In a week or two I'll come up with something "worthy"... I have a habit of coming up with more ideas for writing articles then I have time to write them, so here's all the ideas I have yet to write about that I'm seriously considering:

• Captain's Log (The Diary of Captain, from All Your Base)- It turns out he went to medical school O_o... And has an ex-wife. It's probably going to be one of the only autobiographical-ish things on the site written completely in Engrish...

• Navi (from Ocarina of Time)- She writes a first-person article and constantly commands you to "listen" and try doing thing on the computer... It's like listening to Clippy, except 10 times worse....

• McGirdles- A play on the word "McGriddles"... Overweight people go to McDonalds, expecting their breakfast burgers, and are instead strapped into tight-fitting girdles, thanks to a legal loophole, making them appear thinner, so that McDonald's image as "fat people food" is minimized... The girdles have some, ahem, special functions as well...

--Flipwits

I actually like the sound of the first one the best. It would be really funny to develop the character more, maybe write it as an UnBooks. I'd try to stay away from writing the whole thing in just the "All Your Base" lingo. Mixing the proses would be way funnier. See Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard for a great example of that, and how much people liked it. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:45, Aug 17, 2007

That's actually what I was thinking of doing... Making it an UnBook. I was sort of deciding whether to write it in AYB dialect or in very grammatically correct English (Making people wonder why the hell AYB ended up with such odd translations)... I guess a combination of the two would work best. Or I could write an understandable plot and whatnot, but with enough Engrish to seem authentic. --Flipwits

I made some photo-chops for it so far, but I searched the title Captain's Log, which I was planning on using, and there's already some Star Trek article by that name. Putting "UnBooks" in the title wouldn't help much either, because the page would be less likely to be noticed, if not huffed instead.. Damn. Not sure what else I could call it, but I'll worry about that when I have the time. --Señor Flipwits >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 19:36, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

My bad

I did everything except for the critical step of doing it properly. I'm like that. Something about sugar plums dancing in my head. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:35, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Oh, those weren't sugar plums....*innuendo explodes in face*....oh, that's not all that exploded into your face! Ah, that's what I was going for! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:43, Aug 18, 2007

Thanks for Teh Voting Support...

Well, thanks for voting yes on my ADHD article. Haven't figured out how to make templates yet, so you'll have to settle for this:

Hey, congrats buddy

Two features in a row. Now that's something to gloat about! -RAHB 05:10, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Nah, it was easily 90% luck. The way it just happened to work out made me look special. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:19, Aug 22, 2007

INVITE TEMPLATE

{{User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc/Invite}}

Where 1 will be your username. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

20/08/2007 @ 18:12 18:12, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Thankie!

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thanks for voting for UnScripts:Grass in the Mist. I might nominate Castaway for VFH when I get back from vakation. --THE 22:35, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome, enjoy your wikibreak. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:07, Aug 20, 2007

Thanks a lot!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:11, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Test

I am currently using myself as a test...maybe I'll get superpowers! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:28, Aug 22, 2007

Thanks

As promised, you are presented with one (1) package of Kevin Bacon's Bacon Strip BandagesTM for your thorough Pee Review of that article involving Kevin Bacon. Please note that Bacon Strip Bandages are not safe for either contact with skin or internal consumption.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:30, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

You're very welcome. Although, you could just use a {{Golden Shower Award}} and save yourself all that template-makin work. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:22, Aug 23, 2007

Thank you

I place myself in all my n00bness at your feet. Thanks for the assistance - I was looking for a way to redirect. --Death Itself 23:48, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:14, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

My first page on ICU

Hehe, well I was expecting it to get deleted anyway, deleted within one week even better than I was hoping, I wrote the small article "The difference between Atheists and Agnosics" that you tagged ICU. I was just hoping since it is my first article that you could give some advice on what I should do, like what exacly you tagged it for, I had no doubt that it wasn't completed but I'm trying to figure out where to go next.

Thanks

Samofhades 14:33, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Sure, no problem. This is your first page, right? If so, it's very good for a first. Most people's first pages wind up deleted. First thing, is, all the ICU really is is something to convince authors to really finish their page, and not just leave it lying around. I'd recommend reading HTBFANJS, if you haven't already. I've been on th site since early April, and I still read it very frequently. Also, take a look at Uncyclopedia:FAQ, it answers a handful of formatting questions.

For improving the page, the first step is fixing the grammatical errors, I saw a handful of those. Your page has some funny moments, but it needs to be filled out more, more joke-ridden content. The conclusion could be better, it feels like a rather abrupt ending. Basically, just keep adding more of what you have added already, maybe add a new section or two, fill out the shorter sections on the page, etc. Just try to avoid being overly sarcastic, as it makes a page less funny. Add links ([[like]] [[this]] becomes like this), add pictures like this: [[Image:IMAGE NAME|###px|ALIGNMENT|thumb|CAPTION]]. Keep at it, and you'll very soon have a solid addition to uncyc! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:55, Aug 25, 2007

Asia article

There is a separate article for Asian people, so why did you revert my edit?--Hot dog 02:47, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, it looked like vandalism. See, any article about a race (like Asian people, Black People, or White People) tends to get vandalized a lot, and I just assumed the worst when I saw that a lot had been deleted. I just took a closer look at the history, and it looks like you're working on the page, and now you're taking some bad stuff out. Sorry about that. ^_^ P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:56, Aug 26, 2007

You've been Invited

You've been invited to take an exiting new beta test of concept of Satiropendium, the comedic compendium!

Satiropendium requires good writers willing to collaborate articles with others, tough critics to review the articles to see if they're worthy, and stewards to verify the articles as being the best they are. More details can be seen in the link. If you are not the best writer, the inviter might have you in mind as a critic and steward, and if ever the full wiki is setup, you will be able to have a chance to get a full fleged admin account, but that's only if you're one of the first five to sign up for the job (and there's a pretty good you will be).

Note: There was a seperate wiki, but because it was a decrepit old version of mediawiki, it was shut down until adequate hosting can be found. You can help us get hosting by joining and helping out!

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

27/08/2007 @ 15:38

Let's Eat!

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

~ 12:50, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Re:Satiropendium

That would be a good idea, because you are right. I will change it now. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

28/08/2007 @ 15:55

Done!

Well, I got around to finishing my new article, UnBooks:Captain's Blog.. I don't think it turned out too bad... Yeah, I realize that the page looks damn ugly now, but I'm not sure how to seperate the entries... Any feedback would be appreciated. --Señor Flipwits >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 00:27, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Bleh.

please accept this template both as a thank-you for voting on "Ode to the Monotony of Life" but also, in its own, small way, as a symbol of the monotony, general grayness, and eternal dull unchangingness of life, which somehow continues to go on despite many objections to it and people opting out of it, God knows why

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:51 Aug 29, 2007

In this business, you've gotta either play the blues, or sing with a high voice!

File:Demo.mp3 -RAHB 07:29, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Тетрис฿

moved to User:TheLedBalloon/Tetris

The Receipt

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Consider Your Penis...REMOVE'D!

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!
You voted for Why?:Remove Your Penis on VFH, and it got featured!! As a token of our humble appreciation, you receive 75% off your next Penis Removal!
Come see us sometime, the doctor would love to meat meet you.

-RAHB 03:32, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Uh....thanks? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:34, Sep 3, 2007

You're welcome!! -RAHB 03:59, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Tell the doc I'd love to "meat" him, too. lol, meat. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:05, Sep 3, 2007

Hah. lolmeat. Hah... -RAHB 12:19, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

awesome!

Gerrycheevers sincerely thanks you. Your vote for NotM is much appreciated. As a token of his gratitude, Gerry wishes to offer you his services should you ever be looking for a goalie while planning a pick-up street hockey game.

thanks again for your support. i hope to continue to earn your respect, approval, and spare change. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:47, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

no ban, please

Don't ban me. I will be funny and not stupid. --Blakie 03:25, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

I am not Blake C. Please don't ban me. --Blakie 04:12, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

OK, sorry, misunderstanding I guess. And I can't ban you, I'm not an admin. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, Sep 8, 2007

Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:42, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey thanks + Kim Possible

I haven't seen YOU in a while. Thank you for reviewing. I must've gotten adopted by the sexiest uncyclopedia user on here. ...uh, I mean...
-Cajek 03:09, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Hahaha, thanks, no problem. I stumbled onto the page, and I was like, hey, don't I know this guy? Glad to see you've been writing and stuff. Good luck with that page, I kinda liked it. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Sep 9, 2007

Check this out, you sexy animal: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Kim Possible (resubmit) -Cajek 03:33, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Sure, I'll try and get around to it in the next day or two. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:35, Sep 9, 2007

Sorry

• Since you and Mattsomething have been whining on my talk page, I'm deleting my account. I hate it. Nobody views my stuff funny. I mean people I know think I'm very funny and kind, so I don't think that applies here. See you never (unless I come here as an IP) - The guy who should get deleted 18:10, 10 September 2007

• No offense dude, but you sounded mean to me, psshh... why would I even care? Awaiting deletion. - The guy who should get deleted 18:18, 10 September 2007

• Ehh..it's okay. That huge spam thing was a huge rush thing, I got in trouble at Wookieepedia for going on a frenzey with pics. I felt like I sounded emo, like Edward Goes Emo in Thomas the Tank Engine page. No hard feelings dude. It's all ok. I just need to control myself with these category stuff. I'll just ask you for help (if ur an admin) u r right? - Ineedaname 21:10, 10 September 2007

DORA!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:56, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Shanks!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:39, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Get into teh IRC liek now! /me misses Leddy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:57, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Help Me o Great Led! (UnIdiot requests your assistance)

I'm gunna get featured soon. Make me a thank you or tell me how to really super fast. --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:14, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

And now, a Public Service Announcement

Thekillerfroggy and Doctor Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper would like for donating to the Throws and Downs Club of America. So keep your pillows held up in your room, lock your liquor cabinet, and alert the local authorities of possible pillboxes. Only you can prevent pillow fighting!

ecxllenet!

Pelsae aeccpt tihs etxrmely ltae tnkah you tmepltae for yuor vtoe for taht wierd atrcile taht porblaby hrut yuor eeys. Yuor wsiodm and gnersotiy are ellquad olny by yuor bearth, wihch is as fersh as a smmuer ham.

thanks again! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:37, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH--Sir Manforman 11:36, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

The Destiniad, with pictures!!

I improved the article. It's got images now, two of them, in fact. I requested a third on the whole teen movie business, but that may take a while.

There are other little bits of hilarity placed in there as well.

Thanks for the pee review as well. I'd give you a template, but that's a bit out of my ability right now. Jim Groovester 02:55, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!

The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends! Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

Claymore

you know, some of the humor of that article was inside jokes. for example, right off the top of my head, saying that Clarice was "so weak, stupid, and clumsy that she can't even dye her hair properly" is a reference to the fact that when a Claymore becomes a Claymore, her hair bleaches out, but Clarice's hair still has some of its original color because, well, she's weak, and lacks sufficient yoma energy.

if you're familiar with the show, i apologize for inconveniencing you. if you're not, i only ask that you let someone who is decide what's funny and what's not. thank you. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 69.23.205.164 (talk • contribs)

First off, you gotta sign your posts. It seems stupid, but it lets us know who we're talking to. Just use four tildes(~). And about the page, I'm not surprised that it's got a lot of inside jokes, a lot of anime pages do. The thing is, inside jokes are almost always bad, because somebody like me who happens to stumble onto the page with no idea there even is a show called Claymore(I don't watch much TV anymore) would be completely confused. The best pages are the ones that are those that are most accessible. For example, the page on Naruto was recently rewritten and now contains few or no inside jokes, and is on its way to possibly being featured on the front page. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:11, Sep 17

When....

Did UnNews:Florida etc etc win the PLS? WHEN?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:00, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

D'oh! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:01, Sep 18

Fix'd. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:03, Sep 18

How to Manually DeNorris the Database

Yes, just do a search on "Chuck Norris". Setting the search to display 500 entries at a time is easiest. Scroll down past the main articles, and pick articles with only one or two Norris hits in them ('cos they are usually the random, irrelevant entries). I open 6 or 8 articles in separate tabs, then go to each one and use the "Ctrl-F" text search to find "Chuck Norris" on the page itself.

But you can do it using whatever methodology suits you and your browser of choice. There may be much better script-based ways to do it; I've just been doing it by hand. But only because I haven't found the right woman. ----OEJ 00:52, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

And don't we all know that feeling... ;). And thanks, sounds good. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:07, Sep 19

UnScriptz

Whaddaya think of the new image? And the new section? And the article itself?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:10, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Love em. All of em. I'm VFHing it. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:37, Sep 20

Re: Islam

Notice top of page. Masterof9puppets 02:38, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Just though I'd point it out

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:God_responds_to_lawsuit

Yep, someone beat you too it. --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 19:51, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

FUCK! Well, now there will be 2 pages about it. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:52, Sep 22

Ooh, and Weebils too! It's not even a crappy writer! I dunno Led, maybe you should just quit while you're not in the game.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:55, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Never! The truth must be printed! Freedom of the press! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:59, Sep 22

Also: this. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:59, Sep 22

cool

You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations. In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:22, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Yay, shiny! I like the shiny! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:24, Sep 23

Thanks chum

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:47, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

VFD

The pages I made rely on the contributions of other users, which haven't been as useful since nobody cares (no link needed) and I don't really care if the Partially Huffable Kitten is deleted because the Non-Huffable Kitten isn't there to support its existence, since it will probably be re-added to the VFD, and the same people (also one whom I had an argument with and vowed to "leave my article alone" whom is also basically trying to get everything else deleted) will vote for its destruction. I really don't see the point in trying to save it or being here since most of my work (sometimes mildly funny atleast) will be deleted.-- 23:32, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank You Thank You

Here is a template for all the hard work and effort you put into voting for Right Arrow! Thanks. --Doovad 14:39, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

IOU: One Template

Now wait for it to set in...

Thanks for the vote. IOU one.

---

No problem, you earned it! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:57, Sep 29

Mo9p

The reason I blocked him is because every single article of his has been absolutely awful, and I thought he could use some time off to read some other articles on his own to see how not to be awful. I think when you get a review that tells you that "Something kills something" is not a good template for headlines and that jokes about names that mean dick, anal rape and emos are funny, and then you turn around and use the exact same headline format and make jokes about fat people and Lindsay Lohan, you need some -- ahem -- "mandatory vacation". It's articles like his that give people a negative impression of Uncyclopedia, and when they continue to infiltrate the front page, that's bad news. I will admit that the length was a bit much, but I didn't feel like going through the effort to type in a more lenient policy. Anyway, I would be on board with your plan, but based on his progress so far I don't think I'll ever have the opportunity. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:42, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I see your point. I'll talk to him, and get him to read a few of the better articles on the site to get some ideas (naturally they'll all be yours, of course :P). I really do think that his 3rd one showed a few signs of promise, though. Lines like "Dude, man, if you can't snowboard, man, then ya just can't snowboard, dude." even made me chuckle. I just feel like he knows what's funny, and now he has to learn how to apply it. Or maybe not. Oh well. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:11, Sep 29

See, Led here is reasonable, and teaches me what to do better, and actually helps me edit, instead of banning so I can't edit. --User:Masterof9puppets/sig 23:52, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Snowboarding accident kills five

HELP!!!

Do you think you can help me with these following articles, Fogell McLovin, Count Dooku, AT-AT, and Camp Lazlo? I can't come up with anything! >:-( If you can make them longer and funnier I have one thing to say: THANK YOU!!-- Ineedaname 20:52, 29 September 2007

I might take a quick look through 'em, but in the future you should probably try using Uncyclopedia:Pee Review if you want suggestions, and HTBFANJS or Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process if you want ideas. Especially HTBFANJS, it's an invaluable resource when you're working on a page. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:56, Sep 30

IT WAS YOU!!!

YOU made the rewrite of the star wars article!! The original was comedy gold man!!! How could you!!!!?– Preceding unsigned comment added by 67.177.20.87 (talk • contribs)

Well, Mr. anonymous IP who doesn't know how to sign their posts despite the big, colorful box's request to do so at the top of my talk page, I rewrote the page for a handful of reasons. If you look at the page's history before I edited it, you can clearly see it tagged with Template:Rewrite. It was long, boring, and full of bad/dead jokes. Looking at the talk page, there were also a few others who'd mentioned rewriting the page. Also, there was a thing recently called UN:CW, in which users volunteered to rewrite pages. It was a fun rewrite, and I hope you enjoy the new page. If you like, take it to the admins, but I think that the will of the community clearly shows that the page needed a rewrite. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:14, Sep 30

Oh yeah, and there's also this: Uncyclopedia:VFH/Star Wars. See how bad it was? -8. You have to understand, that page was in desperate need of a RW. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, Sep 30

Literary dedications

Yes, the article failed to set imaginations afire. It is a fun article, but it is a relatively small, unflashy concept. Never mind VFH, the piece is just fine as a unadvertised but reasonably solid addition to Uncyc's database. Thanks for your effort, though, man. ----OEJ 14:20, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:34, Oct 1 00:34, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the NotM vote!

Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY! Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Thwanks! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:19, Oct 1

ANOTHER AWARD FROM UNIDIOT!

The UnIdiot would like thank you for voting him as Article Narrator of the Month. Don't let him get too cocky though! You don't want him to start singing... Yes I know my templates suck, but they're better than ljlego's stupid generic ones! Thanks for voting! Drive safe!

Three in a row.....B.B.B..BONUS POINTS! Thank you! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:34, Oct 1

NotM Nom

TY for teh NotM NOM (That's "Thank you for the nomination for Noob of the Month, good sir. Would you like a snifter of brandy to accompany your monacle?" in bad IM talk, translated to 19th century upper class English.)

Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 12:33, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Np, d00d. (That's "no problem, my friend, you earned your well-deserved nomination with (at least) one well-written page. I can't wait to see what you have in store for us! Also, monocles, champagne, top hats, hors d'oeuvres, and gratuitous amounts of risky business ventures," if you translate the lazy IM-speak into lazy 19th century upper class English. Good luck! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:11, Oct 2

Thanks for the...hey...

Wait a minute... you don't need to be thanked! You're me! How dare I oppose myself? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:08, Oct 3

Tanks 4 teh votes

The UnIdiot wood like u 2 no thay reeding hells you improd u're readding nd wrting! Weeding is fund! Thanks for voting on UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading

Thank you for the vote! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:18, Oct 3

Thanks for the vote

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:01, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

No problem, congrats on your first feature! I'm betting many more will come from you, Mr. Groovester. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:03, Oct 6

Bush puke

Well it is true that George H. W. Bush barfed on Kiichi Miyazawa's lap on January 8, 1992. And also, Kiki is the coolest girl I've ever met. mhgydskxjhfeksdfnksuehfszkhnekrhfnsjgdgd

Perhaps. Alas, it is also true that page-blanking is bad. It is also also true that Nobody cares. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:18, Oct 7

Fuck Bush

Seriously, I was looking at the reference sources on Wikipedia and I found that their professional lexicographers count Google hits so as to determine which spelling (or whatever) is the one in common use. So, to test Wikipedia's reliability, I searched Google for male+wants+to+fuck+george+w+bush and male+wants+to+fuck+angelina+jolie and Bush got more hits.

Honest Guv 17:17, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh, sorry chum, it's just that I'm a newbie and I thought perhaps the idea of Uncyclopedia was to promulgate information. However, now that I know that contributors come here only to talk to themselves, please tell me, why have some of my private thoughts been suppressed (or "huffed" as the administrators prefer to call it)? Honest Guv 17:28, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Belated righteous anger

How dare you steal my completely original "fucking hippies" schtick from Heavy Classical for Why?:Nuke the whales! I shall come down on you like a ton of Walls.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:11, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

....Note my inability to whore my own article.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:11, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Actually, you said "...fucking hippies". My exact words were "Fuck the hippies!" Note the difference. Also, since it was I who wrote "Fuck the hippies", the line is automatically original, inspired, and eleventy bagillion times better. Or, maybe it isn't. I haven't really read either one of em in a while. BTW, when you do the audio for a page where you have to say "fuck", you gotta be really really careful. Apparently, if I say that word one more time, and I'm quoting my parents here, then they'll make me live in the basement and give my room to the rats and spiders." And they're icky! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:29, Oct 7

Poopy

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:42, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Award!

TEA-TAX EXEMPT

This American user is deemed by a Brit to have a sense of humour and is hereby declared exempt from tea tax obligations with effect from today's date.

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