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Thomas Jefferson with a Moustache (history, logs, vote page)

Featured picture candidate
Thomas Jefferson, with a moustache. Image credit: Jocke Pirat Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 4 inches across
Nomination:	-- Kip the Egg Talk Works 03:04, Jun. 2, 2008
For Votes: 19	N+F Nomination - VFP is a little slow right now, but I don't have the courage to nominate the shit cross. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 03:04, Jun. 2, 2008 I didn't think anyone would actually vote for it. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:38, Jun. 3, 2008 I laughed. A lot. --Algorithm 05:50, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Incredible - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 19:28, Jun 2 Epic. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:34, Jun 2 First LOL of the night. I saw the title. I look at the picture. I laugh. I vote. VFP is easy! MrN 19:42, Jun 2 "Fuck you, Adams. The British'll never recognize me with this bastard on!" (Self for) ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 2/06/2008 @ 20:20 Funny -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:00, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Lol --The Linkifier!!!!!? 00:03, 5 June 2008 (UTC) :) Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 20:51, 5 June 2008 (UTC) F♥r. Amazing. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:17 Jun 6 ' That IS a gynoumous mustache!!! IT IS HUGE!!! LOL!!! RTOFLOL!!!!! --- DJ Mixerr For I feel guilty voting for this. but it made me laugh. --THE 23:18, 10 June 2008 (UTC) For I feel like THE is guilty voting for this.   Le Cejak • <12:51, 11 Jun 2008> For. Voting for this hurts, but I laughed too hard not to. I hope others can share my pain. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:56, 12 June 2008 (UTC) Wow. It would be insanely ironic if in several thousand years, they got this picture mixed up with the accurate one, and Jefferson went down in history for having a massive stache. Lol.   For --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:16, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Phor--Sgt. Fluffy 19:07, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Cancelling out Mnz's vote because I quite like this. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:05, 13 August 2009 (UTC)  For. Thomas Jefferson with a beard for sure would have won the 1796 election! Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 16:51, 13 February 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 15	Against. Moustache humour is sooo 1820's. Plus, absurd humour with such a tenuous link to the real world isn't absurd, it's nonsense (Jefferson I get, but moustache?). Plus, it's crooked. I hope that it works better on whateverpageitison. One about Thomas Jefferson, probably. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:27, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Stache -RAHB 04:47, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Go to the source-image for the moustache. Crop the mustache. Do a colour-select (or its equivalent in whateverprogramyouuse). Get rid of the freakin' crufty background pinky stuff. Make mustache bigger. Rinse. Repeat. -- The Zombiebaron 21:59, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Against. It's somehow NOT absurd enough for me. Or whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:44, 7 June 2008 (UTC) Against Hmm...It could be better if the moustache was ridiculously enormous or something... --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 13:03, 8 June 2008 (UTC) Against. I looked at it. My face remained stoic. Not even the faintest twitch of the corners of my mouth in an upward direction. It's a picture with a badly cut-out 'tache slapped on it. Oh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:44, Jun 11 Against I'm normally all for these "the joke is that minimal effort was put into the creation and thought process of this joke, further enhanced by the fact that hordes of people enjoy it for this perceived humor value, or for the ironic appreciation of its lack of humor", but this one is all meh. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:04, 13 June 2008 (UTC) Against. Um, yeah, how is this funny? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:20, Jun 13 Against. Rather obviously, this picture was created in under 30 seconds. The least you could do would be to make the mustache blend in with the painting.--The Nails 03:25, 18 June 2008 (UTC) Super dumb paper moustache--LOLsupreme 16:55, 1 July 2008 (UTC) NO! My god, our standards are going to hell these days. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:09, 2 July 2008 (UTC) --Mn-z 15:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC) Nty - That's just bad. How long did it take to make, 10 minutes? Smuff [citation provided] 20:29, January 25, 2011 (UTC)  Against. The mustache is absurdly large. Make the mustache on Thomas Jefferson smaller in size and not obscenely large. DJ Mixerr 17:51, February 5, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig  Against. Poorly done I'm afraid Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 06:38, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I don't care how easy it was to make. Also Kip, where is this "shit cross" of which you speak? MrN 22:16, Jun 3 This: -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 22:39, Jun. 3, 2008 Ahh, well not even Zombiebaron would nominate that. Just look at the quality. :P MrN 22:46, Jun 3 *ahem* I have nominated that. Three times. Long story, that. Or those. -- The Zombiebaron 23:42, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Like this story? God dammit, Kip has withdrawn his vote? MrN 20:05, Jun 4 I undid the explaination because I knew it'd be funnier just to show the pic. But thanks for pointing out what a prude I am. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 23:42, Jun. 4, 2008 Make the mustache on Thomas Jefferson smaller in size and so absurdly large. It would be more funnier. DJ Mixerr 17:55, February 5, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig You're welcome for the idea Jockey but I have no idea how this achieved featured status because it's just plain stupid... I think what I said so many years ago was that you could do something as simple as adding a moustache to a historical figure b/c classical or decadent characters tend to be viewed favorably when under critique for featured status. Perhaps voting "for" towards such images or articles is a way for voters to proclaim their intelligence (intelligence = knowledge of historical things). --AmericanBastard 06:35, March 25, 2011 (UTC)