User talk:The Linkifier
Welcome![edit source]
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Surprise! Piss![edit source]
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You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. |
I'm giving this to you out of love. Get a new userpage, though. NOW. --
TKFU
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22:12, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
lol[edit source]
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WARNING THIS TEMPLATE WAS CREATED TO DISTRACT YOU!!! | LOOK AWAY, <insert name here>!! |
• <-> 21:36, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
- I've decided to click the link. I'm not going to do anything this template says. The Linkifier 21:38, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
DID I BLOW YOUR MIND?
• <-> 21:45, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
I studied logic, so I can say that "this is false" is neither true nor false. -- • <-> 21:49, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Well, if it was either one, it would be the other, so it can't be either. It can't be both, because that contradicts itself. (Cajek shrinks itself so that he is small enough to enter The Linkifier's skull) You are not blowing my (Cajek blows air on The Linkifier's brain) AAAAAAAAA! It's a literal interpretation! The Linkifier 22:08, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
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