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 tap tap tap tap I told the shmendriks in logistics to make sure everything is prepared before I start this part. HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? waves of feedback from the speakers, congregation cringes Tekiah Gedolah! feedback like a shofar, congregation laughs Ah! So those shlimazels can actually do something for once. Since they didn't manage to block the credit crunch, I lost faith in them. congregation giggles So, chevralach, thank you all for coming for this pre-Shabbat get together of the congregation. I'd especially like to thank Mrs. Rubinstein for preparing all the lovely krepalach for the meeting. Thank you Rebecca, much appreciated. (Full article...) Recently featured: You can vote for your favorite articles to be featured. More of the best of Uncyclopedia Selected anniversaries July 5: X Day; Day After We Kicked The Brits Ass Day (Southern US)
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Writer and Noob of the Month Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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