User talk:VirtualRash

Welcome!!!

"I have awaited this - the day you would come..."
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia!
	Oh, hello, VirtualRash, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place... Umm... Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly. Beginner's Guide - Guide to folks like you. Our Vanity Polices - Making vainty pages is not recommended if you don't want to die. How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid - Like the name says, it teaches "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid." Nuff said. And remember: Dont be a dick. Uncyclopedian people don't like dicks. Stop laughing. When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the () button. It's important to know who talks and when someone talks. If you don't, you'll feel the consequences. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:VirtualRash/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn't get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others. If you're still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don't forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoption program in the world. So, again, welcome! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:35, 5 June, 2013 (UTC)

Firefoxes

Hey, don't revert that firefox-picture. I created the foxy version here if you want it so badly:

You're welcome Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:03, 5 June, 2013 (UTC)

Welcome II: Wakko's Electric Boogaloo

We only want members who are PROUD UNCYCLOPEDIAN. You are PROUD UNCYCLOPEDIAN, are you not? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:20, Jun. 5, 2013

So I heard

that you think Mr-ex777 is a fag? Well... I don't know if he's a homosexual but he certainly isn't straight. ALSO, why do you hide your identity? I know that you must have been longer here with another username to know so much about Mr-ex777. I'm 35,7 percent sure you are this dude called Wakkoswish123, and I'm pretty sure that you are sure that I'm sure you are that dude. Another possibility is that you are the pwner himself. That's 57,3 percents possible. Or then you are Kippy. Or someone else. ANYWAYS, I know you are someone here. And if you think Mr-ex777 as a fag so much, and like the MLPMr-ex777 (I saw your this), then you are propably pleased to hear it's on VFH. I heard Mr-ex777 voted against :O You know what that means...? Go vote! :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:59, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)

Lemme rephrase that: Mr-ex777 is a dickhead.--VirtualRash (talk) 12:03, 6 June 2013 (UTC)

Have you even read that template up there ^^^^^^^ Sign your posts with ~~~~ please Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:02, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry, I forgot.--VirtualRash (talk) 12:03, 6 June 2013 (UTC)

No problem :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:04, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)

Are you a furry? Also, Mr-ex777 voted incorectly on the voting page for that mrex777 gets fucked by ponies article. Almost forgot to sign there.--VirtualRash (talk) 12:19, 6 June 2013 (UTC)

No, I'm not. I mean, by furries you meant? I'm not very interested on these weird words. I know what a brony is but that's it :) Furries peopably have something to do furry animals? Or what? I do have 3 cats. If that's what you mean. And yeah, Mr-ex777 will die for his sins. No one votes 'against' on my articles :D Just kiddin' Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:23, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)

Me in particular, is a hybrid of furry and brony. With a sprinkling of Moonbase Alpha. NO PIZZAS FOR MR-EX777 OR JOHN MADDEN!!!--VirtualRash (talk) 12:24, 6 June 2013 (UTC)

Mr-ex777 dosen't eat pizza. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:25 6 June 2013

Yeah chinese can't afford pizza Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:26, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)

Or the internet. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:27 6 June 2013

Then how Mr-ex777 gets to irc? Does he still it from somebody else? :O Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:28, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)

The servers for IRC are in his bedroom, so he can operate it at any time. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:30 6 June 2013

Oh yeah that's true. Everything's made in China, as they say. Damn I forgot. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:31, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)

"Cats always forget things" Who remembers that n00b? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 12:32 6 June 2013

Eh who? I don't, uh, eh. *Cat wanders away, whistling* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 12:34, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)

I'm a hybrid of brony and Whovian myself, astronomy is my religion and Mr-ex777 is a personal frienemy. I suppose I'm eligible for pizza, but I'd rather post a meme at your expense:

At least you're Proud Uncyclopedian™. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 23:13, Jun. 6, 2013

I have blond hair. Also I was referencing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvEThh1RMlQ--VirtualRash (talk) 02:26, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclowars Episode III: Revenge of Mr-ex777

He reverted my perfectly fine edits referencing Gundam.--VirtualRash (talk) 02:30, 7 June 2013 (UTC)