User talk:EoGuy

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Thanks

Thank you for fixing the typos in my article about the University of Mediocrity. I'm a terrible proofreadr. :) --THE 15:43, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Here

MrN9000 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

It's not edible, you don't get anything for it and it's um. It's Yeah. :) Thanks for all the spelling fixes dude. Looks like we need them. MrN 22:29, Mar 17

It looks like you need one too, MrN9000. Also, good work EoGuy! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:04, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Could you be a star

And... Create yourself a userpage? I makes Recent Changes a bit easier to see. Just stick anything on it, and it would just be handy if you created it. Thanks. MrN 02:42, Mar 21

You may not have read this message I left ya on my talk page...

Anyway, I said "Well you know if you use Firefox that's got a built in spell checker so you could fix loads of them really quickly. If you do get any complaints from us it might be for either correcting a spelling which was deliberately bad, or because you are making so many edits you are flooding RecentChanges. It does not bother me though. If you wanted to be more helpful, rather than just changing a few words on a page you could use Firefox (which highlights spelling errors) and change loads. That would slow you down a bit (and so spam Recent changes less) and I would give you an even bigger cookie next time. Not that you want these cookies I stress. They taste terrible."

It's no problem if you just want to fix particular spellings, I just figured that you might like to fix more... Up to you. MrN 15:39, Mar 26

It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it. Thanks for reminding me but I don't wish to change browsers.

EoGuy 20:02, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Cool. Most people tend to watch pages when they comment on them so there is no need to post twice. Just reply where the comment is made. Have fun with your mad spelling fixing frenzies. MrN 01:40, Mar 27

Thancks

Thancks forr corekteng te spelng mestek at ze collonzashun padg

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Nonexistent_People

Actualy, thowz ar supossed too bee missspelt (althow ewe mised "accomodates"); grammar thanks, for though! IncoherentNotesFromUnderground 12:20, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

I can't get them all. As it is I have over 75,000 occurences of "broadcasted" in the English Wikipedia to fix.

EoGuy 17:49, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

75,000, eh? Wow, this must be the most Sisyphean thing I've ever encountered; but, regardless, good luck to you. IncoherentNotesFromUnderground 00:36, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Thankx

Fore da corractions ad 'Anne Hathaway', seriously, you caught some glaring errors. One I changed back was "her" to "hir", as the reference was to Meryl Streep as a transvestite. Feel free, of course, to go over my other articles, all help gratefully appreciateed. Danks again, Aleister in Chains MMX

Yes

I approve of what you do. ;) I am a spelling/grammar nerd myself, and I think it's awesome that you make things here more readable. HELPME 05:16, January 17, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

Maybe we could create a spellcheckers league. What do you think?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  29 Jan 2010 ~ 06:49 (UTC)

Ozzy Osbourne

Thanks. Appreciate the fix lol. Obviously when I see the corrections those are spot on, but wouldn't have seen them otherwise as obviously they seemed right at the time. :o). cool.

User:F darkbladeus

Reasons not to be a devout Christian

Hey, cheers for the spell checking, I always get carried away with writing and forget about typos and spelling mistakes...Just to warn you, dont go any further down the article, it'd be a waste of your time, cause I'm probably going to delete all of that section anyway.

Thanks again --DougalthePanda 15:05, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

How to write good

You know, you do a great job proofreading articles. Which is why you should stay away from HowTo:Write Good. Did you notice the many errors, including the title? It's intentional. I'm writing this note here because this is the second time I had to revert your change correcting "alot" to "a lot". It's one of my favorite hated errors also, which is why I felt I had to include it in the article. But don't stop the great work you do proofreading other articles. Thanks! -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 02:30, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

Amazing articles look real shabby when received is mispelt. I'm amazed anyone even got half way down the page of my Yes article to notice such things. It's unneccesarily (unnecesarily?) long, like a Yes song.

Separate, I can cope with. Thanks again!--thehallway 18:50, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the corrections on brit army homosexuals

--nldr 23:03, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Yo EoGuy! How 'bout a dance?

That's right this means you are the lucky recipient of a dance from me, Dancing dude.

Have a good time with this, but be careful, ya here? Ok good. Bye now. Dancing dude

UnBooks:Odesseyus

Would you prefer this is renamed Odysseus? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:51, April 10, 2012 (UTC)