User talk:Kırby
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Welcome to my talkpage, <insert name here>! Here is where you can ask good ol' Kirb a question! Just remember: ıf anybody touches the pasta, guns don't kıll people, I kıll people wıth guns. <createbox> type=create width=30 break=no prefix=User_talk:Kırby/ buttonlabel=Vandalıze </createbox>
Okay so I come back after a week and a bunch of shit has changed edit
Apparently Count to a Million was forcefully closed by Frosty and he's threatening bans on anyone who doesn't write articles. Wow. Just wow. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-07-31T00:57
Collabs edit
You said somewhere you shoukdn't do them because you're a n00b. I disagree. Do them. Now! Pup 05:59 24 Jan '12
- Why now? Anyway, I have a collab going at the top of my talk page, "Walk into a bar", if you can come up with some really good and funny and, most importantly, original, walk into a bar joke. You can add one, although it may get huffed. I'm going to have to leave the page up until it gets really good, or else what's the point. If you can help it there (maybe with some math walk into a bar jokes) please do so. Thanks. Aleister 00:27 25-1-'12
- Thanks for your addition, which I just deleted. The key word is "original". Like, totally new. I looked your joke up on google or bing or whatever, and it was basically right there, in many versions. Now that we put that aside, your punishment for unoriginality is to come up with an original Walk into a bar joke in 24 hours. Don't do it quick, let your mind work on it, write it down several times and edit it. Do it until you laugh out loud (aka lol). Original. Thanks for your time! And we do need help on the page, so any great stuff you can come up with will be appreciated. Looking forward to your original joke 1:39 25-1-'12
- I was a little harsh on you because I thought you were this math genius IP who was going to register as a member and I guess never did, and I thought you were him. Any luck on a walk into a bar joke? Thanks Bro(ny) Aleister 21:15 5-2-'12
- Thanks for your addition, which I just deleted. The key word is "original". Like, totally new. I looked your joke up on google or bing or whatever, and it was basically right there, in many versions. Now that we put that aside, your punishment for unoriginality is to come up with an original Walk into a bar joke in 24 hours. Don't do it quick, let your mind work on it, write it down several times and edit it. Do it until you laugh out loud (aka lol). Original. Thanks for your time! And we do need help on the page, so any great stuff you can come up with will be appreciated. Looking forward to your original joke 1:39 25-1-'12
Hey Dude edit
You really need to do something other than editing that forum. (You know which one I'm talking about.) I can't ban you, as I'm only a user, not an admin. However, Frosty will take notice, and ban you. I'm just saying, you seem like an okay guy. I mean, just patrol Recent Changes and like revert vandalism every once in a while, y' know? It doesn't take long, and it would improve your current standing with frosty. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 00:58, 26 July 2013 (UTC)
- @DungeonSiegeAddict510: What's the point? Even if I did decide to do something in the mainspace Frosty wouldn't be happy until I was doing ONLY mainspace edits and until Count to a Million was inactive for good. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-07-31T00:54
edd edit
rip mr. gould — 
(talk) (contributions) Jan 19 2013 03:34
lol edit
lol - Please make your first mainspace edit sometime soon :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 
11:50, August 31, 2012 (UTC)
- @Sir Frosty: Nah. --
Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-09-05T22:48
last episode edit
was too cheesy for me. If only they had let her roll down the cliff into the lake — (talk) (contributions) Nov 26 2012 00:18
- I agree with you, that last episode was a bit too preachy for me. Hell, excluding Too Many Pinkie Pies all the recent episodes have been unusually sucky. Now the recent Eddsworld episode, THAT was awesome! :D -- Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-11-27T00:11
Don't you hate.. edit
Don't you hate the 3 seconds of old Pinkie in the new S03E03? "I bet you can't make a face that looks like this!" — (talk) (contributions) Nov 18 2012 21:53
- Not really, I think it's funny. Plus that one scene where Pinkie magically has hands. XD -- Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-11-18T22:06
Not being a dick edit
Hey you. I wanted to let you know that not being a dick is very untraditional on uncyclopedia and that kind of behaviour will get to respect and love on this site, which is so unfunny I want to go into the street and knock over old ladies and torture baby panda bears with their canes. So there you have it Kirby ... just think about that thought I just wrote about. --ShabiDOO 03:25, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
Welcome! edit
...again. Since you didn't have your talkpage formatted properly, Zombiebaron deleted the original post. Hope he doesn't delete this one, I don't see why he would anyway. ~Pleb 
the magic! 
02:04, 01/09/2012
You're welcome. edit
I just did <span id="disableAddSection"></span> on your page, so now nobody can add a new section to your talkpage and will instead be forced to deal with your current layout. You're welcome. ~[ths] UotM 
06:24, 10/01/2012
Thanks... edit
For voting me as Perv of the Month. As a reward, I will not bang your girlfriend. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:35, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
- @MATTHLOCK: You're welcome. And thanks for not banging my MLP blow-up doll. -- Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-09-05T22:48
- It was difficult but I think it's a promise I can keep. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:52, September 7, 2012 (UTC)
You won Perv of the Month! edit
Yay! And I'd be lying if I said you didn't deserve it. LOL ~[ths] UotM 00:05, 08/01/2012
Look, Kirby, it's just... edit
It's just that I thought that all my life, Kirby, to me, means that little pink ball that sucks things. Even boners.
But I promise not to compare you to that little pink ball again. 
|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 
| 08:37, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
- @Joe: It's okay. It's just that people always compared me to that thing from the video games all my life. What were my parents thinking? Anyway, when I get old enough, I'm changing my name to something cooler. -- Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-07-20T17:34
I have a question, Kırby edit
Are you in any way Russian? User:Matthlock/sig2 18:59, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
You have been... NOMINATED! edit
Good lord! It appears that you, Kirb Hysteria a.k.a. Kırby a.k.a. NotReallyMyUsername a.k.a. FlyingBrickAnimation, have been nominated for the dreaded Perv of the Month award! So you know the drill-- after all, you've voted for enough of these in the past. ~[ths] UotM 05:47, 07/01/2012
Your signature edit
As a humble messenger from the Cabal, I demand you change it. Because it seems to be a rather blunt tribute to a certain user who is now permabanned. You are therefore suspected of attempting to incite some sort of uprising against the cabal by your blatant homages to him every time you sign your posts. As you know, the Cabal cannot take such chances with its rule on Uncyclopedia, therefore either obey this gentle reminder or we shall have to take extreme measures to get you (and your children, if you have any) in line. --Scofield & Friends 08:59, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
- @ScofieldOnTheRadio (whoops): I was planning on changing it anyway. You happy now? -- Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-06-07T01:57
Also... edit
I never read instructions, and I hate talkpages set out this way. Pup 06:01 24 Jan '12
- Same. On both accounts. Especially the latter. Bloody bothersome to actually deal with. ~
06:53, 24 January 2012
- I get the feeling that I was once threatened with a ban for doing something very similar with my talkpage when I was a n00b. Pup 08:26 24 Jan '12
- @PuppyOnTheRadio: The ironic thing is, you did get banned later, for something completely different. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-06-02T03:22
- I get the feeling that I was once threatened with a ban for doing something very similar with my talkpage when I was a n00b. Pup 08:26 24 Jan '12
Commenting on my own talkpage, just for the hell of it edit
It's fun. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-05-29T05:34
Continuing a conversation from your ?pedia talkpage... edit
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss) ~Pleb the magic! 21:42, 02/09/2012
- Jump out the window (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-03-02T02:43
- Suck a dude's **** (like a boss) ~Pleb
the magic! 
00:52, 03/10/2012
- Score some coke (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-03-17T03:15
- Crash my car (like a boss) ~Pleb the magic! 16:26, 04/02/2012
- C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! (like a boss). --EMC [TALK] 16:59 Apr 2 2012
- @EMC: Wtf. (like a boss) @TheHappySpaceman: Suck my own **** (like a boss) -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-04-15T05:02
- @Kırby: And eat some chicken strips (like a boss) ~Pleb the magic! 04:00, 04/28/2012
- @Dan: Chop my balls off (like a boss) -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-05-29T05:10
- @Kırby: And eat some chicken strips (like a boss) ~Pleb
- @EMC: Wtf. (like a boss) @TheHappySpaceman: Suck my own **** (like a boss) -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-04-15T05:02
- C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! (like a boss). --EMC [TALK] 16:59 Apr 2 2012
- Crash my car (like a boss) ~Pleb
- Score some coke (like a boss) - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-03-17T03:15
- Suck a dude's **** (like a boss) ~Pleb