User talk:Dark Paladin X

Dark Paladin X has no understanding of communism and hasn't read a piece of Marxist literature in his life.

http://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1917/staterev/ch01.htm

Piplup

Well, you're welcome for the review...now I feel kind of bad that I was critical. I'll go through the article in a minute and correct what I can of the grammar and whatnot. I hope someone more sympathetic to Pokemon reviews your other ones, though. Not that I'm totally unsympathetic -- my son named our dog Onix -- but I am more in tune with other subjects. ----OEJ 00:16, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

OK, I did a quick rewrite to correct grammar. Change anything you don't like. Cheers, ----OEJ 00:45, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

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Gawd!1

the all seeing Vaughn.

Why do you hate Vince Vaughn? JK, anyways, just wondering you're also obsessed with may, hawt. You got any club of it?. --Dekabreak 03:56, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

First of all, Vince really doesn't have anything related to Pokemon (and yes I find that pic funny). Second, you kinda place like 25 pics of him, which might slow down the page.--Dark Paladin X 12:34, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Pokemon article on VFD

I didn't realise you only created it today when I voted for deletion and frankly I'm too drunk to change that vote. I suggest copying over the article into a sandbox in your user area and editing it there until you're happy with it. The Oblong Lobster 22:07, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

My reply to your reasoning to keep the May article

Yours truly,

-- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:47, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm not an admin

So I'm not the one who deleted your precious May article. I only put it up on VFD, and then somebody else handled it upon seeing all of the "Delete" votes. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:26, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey you're the one who dislikes Pokemon PG-13 style.--Dark Paladin X 19:28, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Um, based off of all of the "Delete" votes the page got, I'm sure I'm not the only one. Sure, I'm the one who nominated it, but it got deleted in the end anyway. Listen, nobody cares about how hot you think these girls are, alright? It's not funny when someone claims they've been "raped". Why are these things so funny to you? Since you're a senior in high school, you're a year older than me, for christ's sake. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:55, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the explanation. I understand exactly what you mean. I still just have a problem with the way you try to show you're opinion on censorship. What you consider "PG-13" humor, well, just doesn't look that clever. Perhaps you could try to be more subtle about it? It just isn't funny when you use rape as an example or whatever. Look, now I just want to settle this between us. Can you please remove that "anti-Pokemon police" thing on your user page? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:21, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

May (Pokemon) article restored to my sub-page.

Hello, I finished the admin request for restoring the May (Pokemon) article through my sub-page.

As I was busy editing, please help editing at my sub-page. Thanks. Pika8888 02:06, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

In case you didn't know, I just Pee Reviewed your article, Protest Warrior.

...I apologize for the harsh grade. It may be brutal but it is honest. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 00:53, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

So why did we blank Master Chief?

Hmmm? ~ 08:00, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

On Gay Marriage

Hello, Dark Paladin X, I just now stumbled across your userpage and noticed that you appear to have the article gay marriage on your re-write list. this is (proabably) for one of two reasons: 1) you also thought that the previous version of the article was too listish, true and generaly pants; in which case i am very sorry to have trodden on your toes and re-ritten it myself. in future if you want to re-write an article it's a good idea to leave a note explaining as such on the talk page of the article. or reason 2) you hate me re-write; in which case i will cry myself to sleep for weeks and weeks to come. so basically i'm just curious; which is it? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 17:32, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Conservapedia

At last someone hates Conservapedia like me! I think Conservapedia shouldn't exist at all in my opinion - Falconfly

Cooperation of the Pokemon articles

Because I have some experience with Pokemon, and I like PKMN.NET better than Serebii (Serebii is full of stupid asswipes, retards and rubbish), maybe I can help you with the UnPokedex project. Can I help you with the Pokedex articles youy're going to plan? -- |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 01:08, 19 December 2008 (UTC)