User talk:Concernedresident

--SockMob 04:29, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey so hows my article anyway? And what does "Where are you going with this?" suppose to mean?

Morning Sock. I had a read of it last night and it just seemed pretty random, so I was curious to know where the joke is going? It looked a bit like one of those pages where someone starts with an idea but then drifts away. Yup, I didn't get the South Park reference. I blame my late night reading skills. --Concernedresident 11:47, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

A thought

Perhaps your works in progress are better off being in your namespace. That's what us pros do, anyways. (That's right, I'm totally a pro at this...) —Sir SysRq (talk) 16:56, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Ello there. Was there a specific article I messed up on? --Concernedresident 17:33, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

I was talking more about what you have going on here on your talk page. In general, we like to keep these talk page things free of anything that isn't, you know, talk. If you want somewhere to work on an article, try making it at User:Concernedresident/Article title here. Most people do that for all of their works in progress. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:40, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks for the tip, and okaying me for colonisation --Concernedresident 17:43, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

No worries mate. So have you been like kinda in and out over the years? I saw you've got edits in 2007 but I haven't seen much of you to be honest. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:49, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

I signed-up in 2007 and had an initial burst of enthusiasm, but then kind of drifted away for a year. I blame World of Warcraft. Came back in late 2008 and started writing some UNnews and a couple of articles. I'm trying to limit the amount of new stuff I write, since I reckon there are a lot of existing articles that needs some lovin' or a mercy killing. --Concernedresident 17:59, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Well that's more what IC is here for. I'd still encourage you to write, maybe rewrite a few articles here and there, but when it comes to site improvement via rewrites you're free to fight alongside your fellow Lobsterbacks. See you in the untamed wilderness, my son. Oh, and here in an our or so we're starting the next article so stick around. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:49, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

back again

Nasty back injury kept me out for a while, but I'm back again.

Are you some kind of evolutionist?

Are you saying I and muh childrens came from some kind of ape?   Le Cejak • <20:22 May 21, 2009>

We don't allow yer kind here.   Le Cejak • <20:17 May 21, 2009>

Ya'll 'aint thinkin' boy. I's been tryin' to edumacate these here atheists, and here you go blowing mah cover. Baby Jesus have mercy on ya boy. --Concernedresident 20:25, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Is this the UnBook inspired by my dinosaur sojourn? Nice stuff! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:26, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Yep, thanks for the idea. I'll a link in there to the original Medozoic story of jungle love. --Concernedresident 20:29, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Praise the lord, the shephard, and the mustard seed, anuther Chrishun! I wanna give you my favorite quote from the bible, embroidered on all my couch pillows... It's helped me through some tough times on this site:

“ Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner. [Deuteronomy 14:21] ”

  Le Cejak • <20:47 May 21, 2009>

You's got Jaysus in ye boy, 'aint no mistakin' that.

“ And ye shall serve this in flat bread, adorned with salad with a choice of garlic or chili sauce, and it shall be food for the drunkards [Deuteronomy 14:22] ”

--Concernedresident 20:50, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

As it says in the most holy holiest of holy bibles,

“ If you find honey, eat just enough- too much of it, and you will vomit. [Proverbs 25:16] ”

  Le Cejak • <21:17 May 21, 2009>

Jesus wept, that original Deuteronomy quote is real. How the hell did I miss that one before? --Concernedresident 23:13, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

I made an article, Sermon, with a bunch of those things.   Le Cejak • <23:36 May 21, 2009>

Thanks. Evilbible.com only tends to focus on the evil stuff, not the downright odd. --Concernedresident 23:40, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Please add stuff! That would be cool. I haven't worked on it since, like, 2007?   Le Cejak • <23:44 May 21, 2009>

“ Thus saith the Lord God, Woe to the women that sew pillows.... Behold, I am against your pillows. [Ezekiel 13:18-20]   Le Cejak • <23:48 May 21, 2009> ”

Ha. This weekend I really need to spend some time in the Old Testament. --Concernedresident 23:50, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

“ I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. [Isaiah 45:7] ”

Arguably my most favourite bible quote. Because it's so close to the truth, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:52, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

All I need to know is whether he's pro or anti pillows. When I found out that Jesus "is against my pillows" I totally freaked. I was like a teenage girl finding out who's hot and who's not! In this case, it was the pillows that were not.   Le Cejak • <23:58 May 21, 2009>

Well, my pillows are always hot. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:00, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Behold, God is against your hot, sexy pillows   Le Cejak • <2:17 May 22, 2009>

Blasphemy! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:53, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

My spidey sense tells me that there's a stoning in your very near future. Gravel isn't an option! --Concernedresident 22:56, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Woman flees...

I'm glad you liked the article. I'm guessing you must have read Alcott's "Little Women" series! --Clemens177 16:41, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

No, but I should do. I'm just a fan of shrewd observations and medical history. Got to keep the humours in balance. Very skillfully written article you have there. Good call on the revert. Implied humour beats being slapped in the face with it in this case. --Concernedresident 22:51, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Game

You could have it be like a quiz show thing. "The women of your village have just sewn pillows. Is that good, or should they have rocks thrown at them???" And then, when you choose, it shows the bible quote and it says "Behold, God is against your pillows" right after (repetition joke). If the person gets it wrong, you get sent to "Hell" and automatically lose.   Le Cejak • <23:42 May 22, 2009>

Heh heh. The idea of asking common sense questions that have bloody crazy answers is good. I'll take a look at some of the existing games to see how it can be worked in to an article. Right now I'm not sure about the format. --Concernedresident 01:31, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

User:Concernedresident/Game:Stone the Sinner   Le Cejak • <5:40 May 23, 2009>

Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:47, 23 May Dictated; not read.

I'm half-blind from whacking off, but I reckon I can fix that article using my heightened sense of smell. I'll poke around there tomorrow. --Concernedresident 19:38, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

An important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:08, 6 Jun

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UnNews:Zodiac wrong, world copes

Good work! I changed the headline, as shown above, and went through it to do a hyphen hunt and provide the actual name of your source. A conceptual problem in both the two lead paragraphs and the former headline, there are three newses here: (1) we find out the zodiac is wrong, (2) it goes public, and (3) riots, schizophrenia, etc. (PS--Oh yeah, (4) "International community promises response.") Sort of presented in reverse chronological order. Oh well. But would you please code an actual dateline (somehow, LOS ANGELES, California comes to mind) or just get rid of it altogether? Real News Stories aren't written from "Everywhere." Thanks! Spıke ¬ 00:34 16-Jan-11

Cheers, Spike. I kind of started that article and then got distracted. I'll go back and have a look. Concernedresident 21:41, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

Very good. The problem with two-week hiatuses on UnNews is that we always move on to new stories. See you again on the next one! Spıke ¬ 22:14 5-Feb-11

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