User:Concernedresident/Game:Stone the Sinner

Thanks, Jesus!

Something about the bible never being a game, except when Uncyclopedia makes it a game.

You are Protheikzekial, leader of the tribe of Joe of Israel. You must lead your people to the promised land before God gets ya!

Task 1: The women of your village are sewing pillows. Is this a sin?

Banish the Pillows!

Oh, I'm sure the pillows are fiiine...