User talk:Captain MarcusL

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Help me

Hey! With this new article you've created, are you trying to ask for help with Uncyclopedia stuff? I'm happy to answer any questions you have. You can also peruse the handy dandy guides in the welcome message above. MrX blow me 17:51, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

Also, Help me is a little short. It will need to be expanded soon, or else it will likely get the proverbial axe. You can also place a construction tag on it by typing {{construction}} anywhere in the article (top is good) if you wanna take a little more time on it. MrX blow me 18:31, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

Cute, but yes it is short and does require fixing. MrX blow me 18:51, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

Seriously, if you want to make that article, it'll need to be longer. MrX blow me 20:46, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

@MrX: See also: Pls Help Me. JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 21:05, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

Just saw that, and I just saw Bidomes as well. Marcus, with few exceptions, we don't like to hang on to really, really short articles like these. I think the information in Bidomes would fit better in Joe Biden. Please expand these soon, or they will likely be tagged and/or deleted. MrX blow me 21:10, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

Bidomes

Again, I think it would be best to put this stuff in another article. It will need to be a lot longer. If you do plan on expanding it soon but not right this minute, I recommend placing a construction tag on it. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 21:26, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for putting a construction tag on it. MrX blow me 23:08, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

Pls Help Me

Yes, what you have written in this article is a correct statement. However, we don't have much use for it here on Uncyclopedia. Please read the guides in your welcome message, and feel free to reach out to anyone who has commented here on your talk page if you have any questions. MrX blow me 23:10, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

Short Articles

You've begun to spam-create articles, some of which are lower than 100 bites in length. Please put more effort into making articles, as it could be seen as spam. In addition, if you need help making good articles, read HTBFANJS. It will help you out. Cheers! ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 21:59, 13 February 2021 (UTC)

Single character

Yo, good stuff, but we already have A single character. Please please please read the guides. We all like your sense of humor, but the way you go about doing things isn't, um, refined, yeah, let's go with that. Please let me or anyone else know if you have any questions. We are all nerds with too much time on our hands and we would love to help you or anyone in any way we can!! MrX blow me 07:42, 14 February 2021 (UTC)

February 2021

Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to introduce inappropriate pages to Uncyclopedia, you may be blocked from editing. If you need guidance on how to create appropriate pages, try reading the beginner's guide. At this point I think you deserve a templated warning due to your constant doing-ness of this crime.Template:Z45 JJP...MASTER!_{[talk to] JJP... master?} 16:38, 15 February 2021 (UTC)

Why are my editing disruptive? I am just adding fake articles with fake content. Captain MarcusL 17:25, 15 February 2021 (UTC)

Well, you need to actually write funny things. While random articles can be funny, they still need to have a coherent idea and good execution. Read Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid before writing another article. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  19:32, 15 February 2021 (UTC)

And your articles need to be longer. MrX blow me 19:35, 15 February 2021 (UTC)

High-priority mail

Hey, someone told me that it was okay.................. Thank you for telling me otherwise! User:Captain MarcusL 03:59, 19 February 2021 (UTC)