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Welcome to Nerd42,

the free Uncyclopedian that anyone can make fun of.

EMail: mailto:nerd42@gmail.com

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Nerd42/old user page also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

WARNING: This Page May Contain Dangerous Commotions and Insurrections (Vandalism) Raised By Diverse Ill-Affected Persons

FYIll

I don't really visit Uncyclopedia very much anymore, mostly because of the fact that the community seems to be defining "low humor" involving sex and other bodily functions as "funny" which I disagree with.

Also, I've helped to start a new (not competing!) project: http://illogicopedia.wikia.com/ --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 21:18, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

UnNerd42; the Extended Edition, Director's Cut, Cast & Crew Commentary, Never-Before-Seen, Digitally Remastered Collector's DVD

Deleted Scenes

This is stuff I have written for Uncyclopedia that you'll only see in the DVD Extras.

Sneak previews

This is stuff I either haven't finished writing yet, or has not yet been put into an article. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 17:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Don't Panic!

Nerd42/old user page is actually h²g² Researcher U203906.

Neo encounters a glitch in the Matrix.

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From Making up Matrix quotes.

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The title I made for the Zork games.

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The title I made for Zork3.

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Grand Theft Cosmo: Houston, we have a remix! Image:Grandtheftcosmo.jpg

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Trinity's brief appearance on Final Fantasy X-2.

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From Making up Matrix quotes.

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By the Lion's Mane! Tis a map of Narnia!

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Two sheep from the Blah States.

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"I am JFK of Borg. Resistance is ... isn't ... is ... isn't ..." - John Kerry

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This is guaranteed to annoy just about anybody.

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Gambit of the X-Men after a particularly nasty battle.

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

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The ultimate example of a gun-toting Republican.

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In Soviet Russia, Uncyclopoly plays YOU!!

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All my crap

These are the ~~voyages of the Starship Enterprise~~ articles that I either started or have edited so much that they could be called "my" articles. Or something like that.

.hack, Aidepolcycnu, Blah, Blah!, Blah Blah, Blah blah, Borg Collective, Christians, Concentration camps, EvilRank, Fake IDs, Information, Gangsta Lexicon, h²g², HowTo:Make up quotes, Human nature, Grand Theft Cosmo, Kansasology, Kingdom Hearts, Linkin Park, Making up Sun-Tzu quotes, Making up Matrix quotes, Memory Alpha, Microwave, Monkey Conspiracy, Politics of the United States, Prime Directive, Reasons to become an atheist, Russian Reversal, Somebody Else, Thought Police, Templates, Template:Blah, Template:Communists, Template:QuotesPages, Template:Sbemail, Template:Uncyclopedia, Template:Wikipedian, Template:Zork, The Fart of War, The 'hood, Uncyclopoly, Uncyclopedia 2, UnNews:Bush asks Congress for Surge for troops, UnNews:Bush announces Iraq pullout for the Day After Tomorrow, UnNews:NASA discovers Moon is actually giant pancake!, UnNews:North Korea's Fireworks Blow, UnNews:Scientists Discover Canadian Bacon is Actually Ham, UnNews:The Reverend Jesse Jackson calls for a ban on the n-word, "noob", User:Oscar Wilde, UnTunes:Dont Download This Rom, Wiki Administrators, Windows 3.1.

My "I ♥ ME" Wall

Here's where all of my "Worst Ever" awards go.

Knight Commander of the Order

Naughtyned has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Carlos' UncyclopedicNess Trophy
This person has done something typically Uncyclopedic, and it probably would've made Carlos say something like
"Oh. Mygod. That is so Uncyclopedia!", were he a little more camp. --Carlos the Mean

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Shamelessly re-gifted. Merry Christmas! Fool 02:44, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For the "Uncyclopedia" article on h2g2:

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

Userboxes

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

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This user contributes using DOS
.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is too pirate for your battleship.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

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This user likes to use userboxes.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

IP

Nerd42/old user page's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user fears the clowns .

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

This user is a geek.

This user is cooler than you.

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

This user should not be trusted.

This user believes that admins
are control freaks.

This user's head A SPLODE.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

For information about the Cursed Wiki Article, see User:Nerd42 on UnMeta.

Nerd42

Type	Giant Ape
Notable qualities	has an extra head, moves at great speed, can leap great distances, lives in the London Underground, CANNOT BE STOPPED
Strength	11
Agility	14
Intelligence	10
Notable attacks	None
Weaknesses	None

User:Nerd42/old user page

Welcome to Nerd42,

FYIll