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"3 * (1 + 3 + 3 + 7) = 42"

~ Nerd42 on Math

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Welcome to Nerd42,

WARNING: This Page May Contain Dangerous Commotions and Insurrections (Vandalism) Raised By Diverse Ill-Affected Persons

FYIll

I don't really visit Uncyclopedia very much anymore, mostly because of the fact that the community seems to be defining "low humor" involving sex and other bodily functions as "funny" which I disagree with.

Also, I've helped to start a new (not competing!) project: http://illogicopedia.wikia.com/ --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 21:18, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

UnNerd42; the Extended Edition, Director's Cut, Cast & Crew Commentary, Never-Before-Seen, Digitally Remastered Collector's DVD

Deleted Scenes

This is stuff I have written for Uncyclopedia that you'll only see in the DVD Extras.


Sneak previews

This is stuff I either haven't finished writing yet, or has not yet been put into an article. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 17:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)


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Neo encounters a glitch in the Matrix.
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The title I made for the Zork games.
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The title I made for Zork3.
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Grand Theft Cosmo: Houston, we have a remix! Image:Grandtheftcosmo.jpg
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Trinity's brief appearance on Final Fantasy X-2.
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By the Lion's Mane! Tis a map of Narnia!
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Two sheep from the Blah States.
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"I am JFK of Borg. Resistance is ... isn't ... is ... isn't ..." - John Kerry
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This is guaranteed to annoy just about anybody.
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Gambit of the X-Men after a particularly nasty battle.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
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The ultimate example of a gun-toting Republican.
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In Soviet Russia, Uncyclopoly plays YOU!!
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All my crap

These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise articles that I either started or have edited so much that they could be called "my" articles. Or something like that.

.hack, Aidepolcycnu, Blah, Blah!, Blah Blah, Blah blah, Borg Collective, Christians, Concentration camps, EvilRank, Fake IDs, Information, Gangsta Lexicon, h²g², HowTo:Make up quotes, Human nature, Grand Theft Cosmo, Kansasology, Kingdom Hearts, Linkin Park, Making up Sun-Tzu quotes, Making up Matrix quotes, Memory Alpha, Microwave, Monkey Conspiracy, Politics of the United States, Prime Directive, Reasons to become an atheist, Russian Reversal, Somebody Else, Thought Police, Templates, Template:Blah, Template:Communists, Template:QuotesPages, Template:Sbemail, Template:Uncyclopedia, Template:Wikipedian, Template:Zork, The Fart of War, The 'hood, Uncyclopoly, Uncyclopedia 2, UnNews:Bush asks Congress for Surge for troops, UnNews:Bush announces Iraq pullout for the Day After Tomorrow, UnNews:NASA discovers Moon is actually giant pancake!, UnNews:North Korea's Fireworks Blow, UnNews:Scientists Discover Canadian Bacon is Actually Ham, UnNews:The Reverend Jesse Jackson calls for a ban on the n-word, "noob", User:Oscar Wilde, UnTunes:Dont Download This Rom, Wiki Administrators, Windows 3.1.

My "I ♥ ME" Wall

Here's where all of my "Worst Ever" awards go.

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Knight Commander of the Order
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Now go play in traffic.
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You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
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Keen!-ness Merit For vigilance when an admin was busy not doing their job,
this Uncyclopedian was awarded a really cool, shiny new thing! Keen!
  • Shamelessly re-gifted. Merry Christmas! Fool 02:44, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For the "Uncyclopedia" article on h2g2:

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Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.


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Illogicopedia has an INSANE collection of nonsensical words about user page Nerd42/old user page!

For information about the Cursed Wiki Article, see User:Nerd42 on UnMeta.
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Nerd42
Type Giant Ape
Notable qualities has an extra head, moves at great speed, can leap great distances, lives in the London Underground, CANNOT BE STOPPED
Strength 11
Agility 14
Intelligence 10
Notable attacks None
Weaknesses None