User:Nerd42/IRC Tonight
It's late at night on the newgrounds IRC channel. A gathering of rare noctournally advanced life forms. Let's take a listen:
(Ghhheee) dear god im irc illiterate.
(Marcus) so many different commands.. unlike the bbs lol
(@BadBit) << insert statement to insult those who are new to prove that i am not new >>
<Nerd42> so did anybody read what I said like 77 lines ago?
(@TJ32) No one cares.
<Nerd42> I said: I emailed Strong Bad and him to break the fourth wall and explore the other areas of the Macromedia Flash program besides the stage
(@BadBit) wow. that's a lot like homophobia. << insert statement to insult gays so people will think i am not one of them >>
(Marcus) lol
(Marcus) <<insert nonsensical statement involving plankton>>
<Nerd42> <<insert ADVERTISEMENTS here>>
<Nerd42> that's capitalism for you
(Marcus) lol
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(Guest97937) what is newgrounds about you guys
(@BadBit) Guest97937: it's about killing your parents.
(protege-moi) Ah.
<Nerd42> FLASH MOVIES AND GAMEZ, NOOB! LOL!!
(Marcus) Guest97937 - Newgrounds is a place where fuckups of all types can come together, make flash nudity movies, share pornography, and kill britney spears
(@BadBit) Guest97937: and for you it's about being banned.
<Nerd42> i suggest somebody kick Guest97937
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(Marcus) or that
(@TJ32) I suggest you shut it.
<Nerd42> i mean IRC kick not actual kick
(protege-moi) Never Logs Off:
(Marcus) lol
(protege-moi) Im sorry I have to vote me for this seeing as how I leave the same window for ng open for weeks at a time becuase I dont turn off my computer. Sorry to break a rule but I dont know anyone else that does that.
(Marcus) a good swift kick to the pants
(@TJ32) Yeah, I didn't realize that.
(@TJ32) Thanks for clearing it up.
(@TJ32) Now how do I IRC kick?
(@EveningShift) Aahhh... IRC kick, not actual kick.
(Marcus) TJ32 WELCOME TO 'IRC KICKING FOR DUMMIES"
(@EveningShift) TJ32, Can't you physically kick people over the internet?
(@TJ32) protege-moi, man... he's quite the failure.
(@TJ32) EveningShift, I can.
(Marcus) EveningShift - no, but you can stab them in the face
(@TJ32) But that's just me.
(protege-moi) He is.
(@BadBit) laxitives and mayo make for great weekend family fun.
(Marcus) LOL
- @EveningShift nod
(@TJ32) Hot damn.
- @EveningShift nods too
<Nerd42> Oh ... you kick people off the channel ... you can do it if you're an op
<Nerd42> go lookit up
<Nerd42> on google
(@TJ32) What's an op?
(@TJ32) I need your infinite wisdom.
<Nerd42> i'm not telling you how to kick people or u will try it out on me lol
(@EveningShift) lolno
(@TJ32) Wouldn't want that to happen.
(@BadBit) loffel
(Marcus) Nerd42 - your asking for it =\
(@TJ32) It'd suck if I learned to ban people right/
(@EveningShift) I was given these powers, but they never told me how I could use them
(Marcus) lol es
(@EveningShift) OMG BAN?
(@EveningShift) We can ban people?
<Nerd42> dude i dont care
<Nerd42> yeah u can ban IP addresses
(Marcus) "With great power comes great responsibility"
(@TJ32) Apparently, EveningShift.
(@TJ32) I heard it on the news.
(@EveningShift) HOLY SHIT, NO!
(@TJ32) The IRC news.
(@TJ32) They didn't go into detail so I don't know how to do it.
(@EveningShift) Oh poo, TJ32.
(Marcus) HELLO, IM RON BURGANDY AND HERES WHATS HAPPENING ON IRC TONIGHT
(@EveningShift) You think he might tell us?>
(@TJ32) Probably.
<Nerd42> lol
(@TJ32) If he's nice enough.
(Marcus) A LOCAL NERD GIVES 2 OPS THE ABILITY TO KICK AND BAN PEOPLE/
(@TJ32) To share his experiences.
(Marcus) UNTIL NEXT TIME, YOU STAY CLASSY IRC. IM RON BURGANDY.
(@TJ32) Lose the caps.
(Marcus) yes sir
(@TJ32) That's an idle threat though.
<Nerd42> AND NOW FOR A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS:
(@TJ32) Since I can't do anything about you.
<Nerd42> <<insert ADVERTISEMENTS here>>
(@TJ32) Not knowing how to op and all.
(Marcus) Oh yes you can TJ!
(Marcus) didnt you hear the ubernerd?
(Marcus) "you can like totally ban and kickz0r peoples from multiplayer notepad, yo!"
<Nerd42> lol
(@TJ32) Sweet.
(RocketScientist) Guest58249 - you are my hero