User:Nerd42/Zork

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

> open mailbox

Opening the mailbox reveals a wiki.

> read wiki

"Proposed Wiki-IF Format
This page was written to show my idea for what WikiIF should look like, not just on Uncyclopedia, but any wiki that wants it."

> open door

The door appears to be locked.

> open door

The door appears to be locked.

> open door

It's locked! You can't get in!

> open door

No, really. Not even at the end of the game does this door open.

> open door

Dude, just go through the window in the back!

> no

That was a rhetorical question.

> open door

All right! You open the door.

> west

Nondescript Room
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.


> go north
> go south
> go east
> go west
> examine grue