User:Nerd42/Wilde

This was a contribution by User:Nerd42 to "Making up God quotes" which was then renamed to "QuoteUnquote:God" and then to "Unquotable:God". Somehow, this got removed in the process.

God's conversation with the late Oscar Wilde

"I am God."
~ Oscar Wilde to God

"No you're not."
~ God to Oscar Wilde

"Yes I am."
~ Oscar Wilde to God

"Wanna bet?"
~ God to Oscar Wilde

"I thought you said gambling was a sin!"
~ Oscar Wilde to God

"Egads, you're right! I guess reality's on the blink again."
~ God to Oscar Wilde

"Ha! Gotcha there!"
~ Oscar Wilde to God

God on Oscar Wilde

• "Apparently, this Wilde fellow thought he was me. Why, imagine the puffery! I offered him a friendly wager to the effect, but the deviously clever fellow pointed out that I had, at some point, pronounced gambling to be a venial sin. So I did what any decent God would do, and cast his everlasting soul into the pit, where the bounder shall remain in eternal torment forever. Ah, the delicious irony of it all."