User:Michaeljackjr/Earth War I

Earth War I
Map of the 2 empires around 2159, just before the war began. Blue: French, Green: Arabian, Grey: The Forgotten
Conflict: Earth War I
Date: 2153 - 2160
Place: Here
Outcome: Fall of the French and Arabian Empires, return of the English language.
Combatants
French Empire France, U.S., Canada, United Kingdom, Ireland, Spain, Portugal, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Holland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Slovak Countries, Italy, Vatican City, Soviet Union, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Western Sahara, Mauritania, Mali, Niger, Senegal, Guinea-Bissau, Sierra Leone, Cote d' Ivoire, Ghana, Togo, Nigeria, Mexico, Central America, South America	The Saudian Dictated Democratically Fascist Republic of Arabia Saudi Arabia, Middle East, Every Part of Africa that the French Didn't Own, All of Asia except the Soviet Union, Australia
Commanders
Bill Nye the Science Guy, Yoshi, Darth Vader, Your mom	Michio Kaku, Peter Griffin, John Wayne, Your Dad
Strength
10,000,002	10,000,001
Casualties
your mom	your dad

Earth War I (Also known as EWI, War of the Parents, and Punic Wars II: Nothing to do with Rome or Carthage). The reason this is not a "world war" is because when England was conquered by the French Empire before the war, French became their official language. The Americans then decided to change the language English to American and simplified it. They made changes like taking out the word world and started using earth for everything.

What the...?

After World War VII

Between World War VII and VIII, the economy in Europe/Asia/Africa sunk the lowest it ever has. Around 2150, the French (under control of Bill Nye the Science Guy) put all their funds into invaded England which surrendered in .1 seconds due to poor economy. Within five months, only about 120 people spoke English in England. In seven, nobody spoke English. The Americans see no reason to call their language "English" so they change it to "American" and tried to simplify it.

The French eventually started to conquer the rest of Europe. The Soviet Union rejoined trying to prevent being conquered. Of course they were it was useless and they were conquered within a day. The French wouldn't have invaded Africa except Some guy you've never heard of in Spain walked into Morocco causing them to start a war. After conquering them in 16 minutes, they got greedy and spent the next 4 hours conquering Algeria, Libya, The Middle East, and unconquered Asia. President Nye put his vice president, Michio Kaku, in charge of the Middle East/Asia. The eastern capital was in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. When the idea to invade Australia was vetoed by Nye, Kaku signed a Declaration of War against the western empire. A global war was in sight.

The United States (under control of Darth Vader) decided to join France in the war against and conquer the rest of North and South America. When U.S. troops landed in Saudi Arabia, Earth War I began.

The Empires when EWI started.

America vs. The Americas

On February 7th, 2153, the U.S. invaded Canada. They marched troops across the border near Niagra Falls. This would start the least important part of the war.

Niagra Falls Falls

Since the Canadians were stupid enough to resist, the U.S. bombed the shit out of Niagra Falls, causing the Falls to fall. Instead, it was renamed Niagra Crater. The Canadians still refused to surrender.

Niagra Falls after the U.S. bombed it.

Mexico City after the U.S. bombed it.

Death of the Mex

The U.S. decided to scare Canada by bombing Mexico City with over 9000 a-bombs. The U.S. set a new Mexican capital just south of the border in a city called Juárez. The Canadians flipped out and willingly surrendered to the U.S.

Central/South America

North America whooped their asses in about 7 minutes.

The Meaningless Battles of the French and Arabians

The rest of the year of 2153 was mostly just conspiracy against the rivaling sides. The countries in Africa had joined together to create an empire in hopes that they wouldn't be conquered. It slowed them down a bit, but slowly, it seemed the entire world was going to be conquered by one of the two empires.

The world during late 2153-early 2154.

The Retarded Battle of Edirne

In the gay lands of Turkey, on January 2, 2154, the French randomly invade Edirne, Turkey. This was the first major battle between the two empires. Trust me, I have no idea why they put that off until then. During the 19th day of battle,