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Mhaille Born of an Age of Heroes, Mhaille left the Elder Kingdoms and his ancestral home to stalk the world as an adventurer, a guardian for the weak and feebleminded, a friend to the needy, a warrior-poet. His exploits in far enchanted lands such as Wigan, Euthanasia and Wales are the stuff of legends. After many years in the wilderness, Mhaille found his way to the semi-mythical land of Uncyclopedia and there joined a band of heroes of great reknown - Todd the Todd, slayer of Great Crudness; Keitei the Bewildering, Handmaiden of Sophia; Splarka of the Unfeasibly Large Wang; Cody the Occasionally Vague; Fenris-Dawg the Bitey; Arsey O'Murphy, 12th Earl of Europia; and Marcus Malo the Never Present. Together they serve Emperor Chron in his never ending battle against the Forces of Crudness. Halls of the Fallen Sonnet the Hedgehog. Many come to this place in pilgrimage, in fulfillment of a great and dangerous quest, or to just avoid any reference to Euroipods, but all are invited to share the many feasting halls. Wild boar and flowing mead, good company and many fine tales. Noobinhala: The Hall of the Useless. Wanginhala: The Hall of the Sex Gods. Sporkenhala: The Hall of the Suicidal. Dumpinhala: The Latrine. Join us today! Waes Hail!!! Ancient Laws of Uncyclopedia There are only two rules originally carved into the head of the Oracle at Delphi: Be funny and not just stupid. Be not a dick. Adherence to these laws will make Uncyclopedialand a better place. Don't forget to come and visit us in Uncyclopedialand. You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios. Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.	Words of Wisdom "Some of my best friends are pineapples" Works of Art View more in my Gallery Did you know... ...that Mhaille is a UKer? ...that he is an administrator and might smite you? ...that he has the best trimmed moustache and goatie in the whole of Uncyclopedia-land? ...that smitings may be reduced by small gifts (money, cake, sex, etc) or kind words here, here or here. Mhaille supports the AAN Campaign. He cares. Do you? This user is a total UKer and can pronounce aluminium correctly. (British Uncyclopedians)
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