User:Manticore/Awards

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Awards[edit | edit source]

2007[edit | edit source]

Newcookie.gif Codeine has awarded you a cookie
for being my 100th Customer!
Now go play in traffic.


Newcookie.gif Fou-Lu Has awarded you a cookie
for your help with femaleintelegence.
Now go play in traffic.


Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
From Tom.

2008[edit | edit source]


From Mordillo.



In the name of Allah! Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

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From Mordillo.


175 × 171px I, Orian57, hereby award you with this fancy crab-hat (modeled by this lovely 16 year old) as I deem you in some way exceptional, although don't take this personally, I'm not well.


Newcookie.gif [[User:|]] has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
From Codeine.


puppy2.jpg You are presented with one (1) puppy
for your delivery of that sexy periodical.
CAUTION: Puppy may contain traces of peanuts. For external
use only. Avoid using puppy near open flames. Always use
goggles and protective gloves when handling puppy directly.
If puppy begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head.
From Gerrycheevers.


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Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

From Jack.


Newcookie.gif Sycamore has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

2009[edit | edit source]


Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2009

Cards[edit | edit source]

2007[edit | edit source]

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Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
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WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...


Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.

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From Codeine.


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Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.


Evil santa.jpg Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno


Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

2008[edit | edit source]

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PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING



BonnerGame.jpg
Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk)


Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!


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'Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5'


Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!



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Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus 2008 from Halsoft

Fuck Christmahaunika! Fuck Festihaunika!
Have a Good Whatever!
Santa is watching you shower, <insert name here>