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From today's featured moccasin
moccasins.
Did you know...
- that moccasins are the best shoe ever?
- that Moccasiny moccasin moccasin moccasin redirects to Moccasins?
- that other shoes pale in comparison to moccasins?
- that Soviet's Bot likes moccasins?
- that how Jimi wears moccasins, is determined by his flamboyancy?
- that moccasins are as swag as moccasins?
In the news
- Moccasins still greatest shoe ever (Pictured)
- Soviet's Bot found to wear moccasins
- Moccasins are as swag as moccasins
- I still have to fill the rest of this box with moccasins
- Moccasins is an anagram for Comic Sans
On this day
November 15: Rock Your Mocs Day
- 1491 - Christopher Columbus arrives at the New World, only to be told that he is a year early.
- 1533 - Francisco Pizarro arrives in Cuzco, Peru. He notices that the iguanas have unusually piercing stares.
- 1726 - Shenandoah, Chief of the Oneida Indians, invents a new type of footwear, made of deerskin leather stitched into a soft shoe. (Pictured)
- 1727 - A group of unscrupulous Europeans, led by Leon "L. L." Bean, steal the secrets of the moccasin, and send Shenandoah a paltry 1.5% royalty fee for each pair sold.
- 1800 - Napoleon Bonaparte establishes the Fashion Police and makes it illegal to wear any shoes that are not moccasins.
- 1941 - Heinrich Himmler orders all homosexuals in Germany to be sent to concentration camps: the Wehrmacht, once the most fashionable army in the world, soon find themselves poorly groomed and wearing fatigues that clash with their boots.
Moccasin of the day
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