User:Bizzeebeever/QVFD
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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
Today's date is April 19. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.
November 20[edit | edit source]
User:Bizzeebeever/QVFD User talk:Bizzeebeever/QVFD User:Bizzeebeever/QVFD Peterborough User talk:Bizzeebeever — this page sucks User:Bizzeebeever/QVFD — ;fda;j MediaWiki:Sidebar User:Bizzeebeever/QVFD — foo! Made in China — roflbanana undefined — shabidoo sucks! lolroflcopter i wanna delete all his pages because he iz a better riter than me! Happy Tree Friends — this page sucx roflcopter Template:Mental — fdsa Special:NewPages — ljhkl Desert Chatteris ScofieldCurl59 MichalBarefoot796 ShultzVanwormer75 spam Talk:Norway orphaned talk page
November 18[edit | edit source]
► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ► Make sure you check for orphaned talk / sub pages. ◄ User:125.237.209.174 - удалять File:Flag of Japan.pngFile:Japanflag.jpg- This is a used image File:Flag of Japan (geometric).pngFile:Flag of Japan.svg- This image already redirected elsewhere but redirecting images is pointless because it doesn't work The other two seem to have some sort of software problem that makes it think they don't exist, because I don't have a delete tab for either of them and they each have a create tab. -RAHB 01:21, 20 November 2013 (UTC)
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November 16[edit | edit source]
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