User:Bass hound

Born Abernethy Q. Percival XIV in 1219 B.C., in Fremantle Westralia, Bass hound is the offspring of a limey immigrant and a local girl who didn't know any better. Today, Bass hound is a prolific sportscaster in the worlds of tiddlywinks and roshambo.

Bass hound is also a recovering kitten huffing addict (a huffaholic) who at one stage was using up to $25,000 of prime grade kitten every day.

Quotes

Bass hound has Userboxitis.

Member of the Order

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window .

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user contributes with Debian because the swirl is hypnotic.

IP Bass hound's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP

This user is a Marree Man . Drongos just became an endangered species.

This user is The Stig.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

au-N This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan. au-N

au-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 'Straylyan whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. au-A

au-P This fucker speaks 'Straylyan heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. au-P

en-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English. en-1

ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML. ht-N

bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t. bs-N

fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one). fr-F

fr-G This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers. fr-G

“All your bass are belong to us.”

~ Frank Zappa on Bass hound

“I pity the foo'.”

~ Mr. T on Bass hound

“Luke, I'm your faaaather.”

~ Bass hound on Luke Skywalker

“I would never, ever use one!”

~ Bass hound on Clichés

“Just like Wikipedia, only better because it doesn't let facts get in the way of a good article.”

~ Bass hound on Uncyclopedia

“I refuse to acknowledge any association.”

~ Bass hound on PharKingAl

“I have to have to have to have to have to take my pills...”

~ Bass hound on OCD

“Better than sex. At least that's his excuse for never getting any.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Bass hound

“That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age...”

~ Bass hound on Aging

Music

• Anything with Mike Patton
• Primus
• The Cure
• Cradle of Filth
• Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Nirvana
• Henry Rollins
• Cryptopsy
• Frank Zappa
• Madness
• Bjork
• Pantera
• Ween

Cars

• 1979 Mazda 929 wagon, the Bananamobile because it had a Bananas In Pyjamas figurine for a bonnet mascot. I crashed this car into Tony Danza who pulled out in front of me in his blue Bedford Van.
• 1978 Holden HZ panel van named Tori. I drove her around Australia (well, apart from NT) and learned how to rebuild the whole car by doing it bit by bit. Eventually rust got the better of her.
• 1985 Toyota Corolla. Nothing to see here, move along...
• 1999 Holden Commodore VT, a white, automatic sedan, just like the other 1,512,013,125,102,512.3 that were built. So much for traction control, I wasn't paying enough attention and lost this one at a roundabout.
• 1974 Holden HQ one-tonner, drivable but nearly clapped out. She will be awesome after I've rebuilt her and dropped in a Chev 454 :-)
• 1989 Toyota Supra A70, with a 7M-GTE (3L straight-6 turbo) and 5 speed manual. Ryuji was in perfect condition until some cunt ripped off the drivers side wing mirror.
• 2007 Bugatti Veyron. Ohhhhhhh yeaahhhhhh... I wish!

Food

• Curry
• Chocolate
• Babies

Main Contributions

• Holden (created)
• Fremantle (created)
• Nullarbor (created)
• Perth
• Kurt Cobain

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Pages to update / create

• Bananas in Pyjamas (WIP)
• Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• HowTo:Play Bass
• Bass
• Bassist
• Henry Rollins

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--Bh (talk)