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Article: UnPoetia:A Mind-Bogglingly Accurate Definition of the Modern Age

Score: -3 existential nothingnesses

Nominated by: IronLung 02:34, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
For: 1
  1. It's everything a sixteen-year old My Chemical Romance fan could ever wish to write. Incredible. IronLung 02:35, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Against: 4
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Alas, I am not a My Chemical Romance fan. Sure, it's deep and all, but it's not real funny. Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:52, Oct 29
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:37, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. If this was mockingly emo, I couldn't tell. Seemed too serious. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 21:31, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against. Tough call, because I do find it funny. But the humor is too subtle for a feature, and the article too short. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:38, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • If you take the first letters of each line of the first stanza, you get the hidden message "OIAAAABAAAMAWAAWW". Think about it. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 03:28, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
  • I took the first letters of lines 1, 7, 8, 11 and 12 and made the word OBAMA. These numbers are significant because 1 is the number of cars Obama owns, '78 is the year his wife blew someone in a Port-a-Potty, and 1112 is the number of votes he'll 'lose' by in Florida. Take that conspiracy theorists. IronLung 08:36, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
  • I took the second letter of the fifth line, the ninth letter of the sixth line, the twelfth and thirteenth letters of the twelfth line, and the second and fifth letters of the thirteenth line, and it spelled MCCAIN. Suck on that. It's like the fucking Bible Code. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:41, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

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