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The Newspaper Made Entirely From Recycled Internet Memes
December 31, 2025 •
Issue #236 • The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!
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Happy New Year!
It's been a wild 20th year of Uncyclopedia. Several new people joining, the continued making and purging of ASBOWAATs, tons upon tons of Deltarot (Deltarune brainrot), the return of the UnSignpost, memes abound, YANKEES SUCK!, and The Daily News.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! Two people who haven't been heard from in a while have started editing Uncyclopedia again. Funnily enough, Page continues to describe herself as an "UnSignpost everythinger", a title which would be more fitting for Turb0 or Fish at this point.
I get nommed for UOTM
Holy shit. I all but won it, and it's still DECEMBER!
Top10 edit war
It all started when
Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2025/voting was created by
Alula with a "temporary" image of some dude pointing at the reader.
DaniPine3 replaced it with a picture of someone dressed as Tenna from the hit game
Deltarune and later added what I can only assume is a Deltarune reference. The two admins went back and forth between the images until
OPOSSUM whacked Dani with a "Delta-Trout".
Biopic
The main boss of Deltarune chapter 4
Priest Goofball is the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. His hobbies include chess, preaching, and being the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. Did I mention that he's the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4?
- Why does my arm hurt? — Gammakid999
- That's where i injected the virus
- do you have pet siblings — Fish on skates
- Twenty-seven.
- Favourite image on this site? — Soviet
From The Logs
- 18:32, 28 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk contribs) changed block settings for Gergdown (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 15:26, 31 December 2025 (account creation disabled) (asked for it (again))
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week
UnSignpost News
The Daily News is officially in print... well, not print. You get the point. Put {{The Daily News}} on your talk page to get daily spam in addition to your weekly spam!
Quote(s) of the Week
“To regret one’s own experiences is to arrest one’s own development. To deny one’s own experiences is to put a lie into the lips of one’s own life. It is no less than a denial of the soul.”
