Uncyclopedia:Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball/2008

JUDGES:

1. The Thinker
2. Boomer
3. Codeine

CONCEPT:

The Aristocrats is often lauded as the world's dirtiest joke. But to seasoned purveyors of this joke, it is an opportunity to make the bizarre, grotesque and immoral become a platform for insane hilarity. As we enter this season of blessings-counts and humble pie, this platform seems all-too-perfect for the sick and twisted minds of Uncyclopedia. A beautiful expression of the first amendment in all her Norman Rockwellian glory.

In the contest, editors shall create a subpage in their Userspace solely devoted to their telling of the joke. Length, formatting and delivery are left discretion of the editor. Once the contest commences, a 3-person panel of judges shall elect one winner and two runner-ups.

RULES:

1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
2. While portions may overlap, any reproduction of another person's telling of the joke (be they regular people, fellow editors, or comedians such as those seen in The Aristocrats film) is grounds for instant disqualification.
3. Out of fairness to all participants, users may NOT record audio versions of their work.
4. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
5. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

1. Overall Humor – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
2. Delivery of Humorous Elements – As the delivery of this joke shall be textual, judges shall decide this field based on their perception of the joke's delivery in this medium.
3. Use of Obscenity and Profanity – Profanity, obscenity, debauchery and lewdness are inherent elements of The Aristocrat's. However, it is the clever utilization of these elements that determine their effectiveness in conveying the humor of the joke. As such, herein judges shall decide the effectiveness of this field.
4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

This Year's Winners

1. The Aristocrats Christmastime Special (14) - By Prettiestpretty
2. The Aristocrats (11) - By TheLedBalloon
3. Archie's Astonishingly Above-Board Antics and Aristocratic Aardvarks, I Mean Adventures (9) - By Fag
4. The Aristocrats: A Modern Retelling Of An Ancient Tale (8) - By Mrmonkey72
5. Aristocrat Joke (1) - By Kingkitty

See Judgery Here.

Best Bad Taste Article

JUDGES:

1. RAHB
2. EnzoAquarius
3. MrN9000

CONCEPT:

For articles of inappropriate or offensive subject matter, those deemed to be of "bad taste". Drawing upon many timeless classics, from the gentle subtleties of Holocaust Tycoon, the sensitivity of The Diary of Anne Frank or the information packed knowledge-base that is Anal Glands, this is your chance to join a select genre of quality humour.

RULES:

1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
2. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
3. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
2. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

This Year's Winners

1. Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter (11) - By Electrified mocha chinchilla
2. Gay Jesus (9) - By DrStrange
3. Abortion (8) - By SysRq
4. Peter Sutcliffe (6) - By Dogshead
5. UnNews:Used panties vendors in Japan accused of ingenuine product (6) - By So So
6. UnNews:Solvent Abuse Amongst Jewish Teens Increases (3) - By RabbiTechno
7. Short Bus (2) - By Prettiestpretty

See Judgery Here.

The Master Goa Tse Award for Digital Imagery

QUALITY images only please!

JUDGES:

1. Modusoperandi
2. Mhaille
3. Colin "All your base" Heaney

CONCEPT:

This category is designed to highlight images that, although are painfully funny, inspire the viewer with the desire to spork out their eyes due to guilt and self loathing at finding them amusing. As with the other categories this is NOT about shock or gore images, it is primarily about well crafted imagery that may just happen to press the wrong buttons.

RULES:

1. All registered users may submit one (1) entry to the contest.
2. All pictures must be original to the author in some way, either 'chopped to some degree, done entirely by the author, or be otherwise edited in some meaningful way. Basically, don't steal other people's images. You've been warned.
3. Banned or suspended users and/or sock puppet users are ineligible for participation.
4. Judges are ineligible for participation.

JUDGING:

The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review. The elements in question shall include:

1. Overall Humour – Judges shall decide this field based on the entry they find the funniest, regardless of other judging fields.
2. Quality - Just how well made IS the image?
3. Cleverness - Points are awarded for creativity, for well thought out images.
4. Miscellaneous – Points awarded for style, originality, design flourish, etc. depending upon the opinions of the judge.

WINNERS: The contest's winner shall be dubbed Uncyclopedia Aristocrat en Regalia, and receive an honorary template to that effect. First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates.

This Year's Winners

1. Image:Ipodchristcrx.png (14) - By Prettiestpretty
2. Image:NAWAR.png (12) - By RabbiTechno
3. Image:AmazingSeizureLad.png (10) - By TheLedBalloon
4. Image:Mankinijesus.jpg (6) - By DrStrange

See Judgery Here.