UnGames talk:Teh SCAREY MAZE of D00M!

I SHIT MY PANTS gergdown, eh (talk) 19:08, 7 September 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SHIT MY PANTS??? THIS IS OSO SCARY AND THIS IS ONLY THE FIRTS LEVEL!!! ~~ ~

OK I MIGHT HAVE MADE IT TOO SCARY IT IS SO SCARY THAT ITS EVEN SCARING ME!!!! I THINK I AM BEING POSEESSED BY A DEMON AND HES FORCING ME TO MAEK THIS GAEM!!! thatd explain it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:26, 7 September 2025 (UTC)

MY PANTS

MT PANTS HAVE BEEN SHAT!!! DON'T PLAY yours truly, Fuckinging :3 19:10, 7 September 2025 (UTC)

Wait...

OPOSSUM man, is this supposed to be a reference to The Scary Maze Game? gergdown, eh (talk) 19:54, 7 September 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: I must admit... in fact, it was. I'm gonna add like 30 more levels to this garbage later. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:57, 7 September 2025 (UTC)

Ideas I have for this game

Glad that I just got moving objects to work in this game today. I plan to add:

• A scoring system based on how long it takes for you to finish each level Added!
• Lives? Because this game is already a pain in my trou-du-cul. Added, including earnable extra lives.
• A few levels made out of weird pictures instead of red rectangles. This difference will be entirely cosmetic.
• Fake level exits that send you back a few levels. Added!
• 30 different levels total.
• 

  ZOMG I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! (This is just concept art.)
  Two or three boss fights. The final boss will be some sort of giant creature, made mostly out of red rectangles like everything else. He will walk around, swing his arms, shoot at you, etc. You beat him by clicking a weak point (which he will usually keep concealed) a certain number of times. And every time you click his weak point, he teleports and changes his pattern. Yeah, generic shit.

And yes, I'm pretty sure that I know how to code all this stuff with CSS. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:23, 9 September 2025 (UTC)

y'know at this point

we gotta have the uncyclopedian equivalent of I Wanna Be The Guy

i wanna be the admin

gergdown, eh (talk) 03:32, 13 September 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: It will take javascript for sure. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:34, 13 September 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: hey, i beat mike tyson (aka the first boss there) on hard difficulty, motivation alone will guide me for making it.

oh and by the way, i will begin to learn javascript whenever i have no projects that i'm working on, which i'm pretty sure are only two:

1. vancouver in make it to ketchikan
2. a shitty fnaf shitpost fangame

whenever i finish those two projects i shall begin my javascript adventure.

oh and by the way, cool game you're making. gergdown, eh (talk) 03:45, 13 September 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: That's really cool. Also, did you know that the real Mike Tyson lost to Glass Joe in Punch-Out? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:53, 13 September 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: yeah, actually. i'm pretty sure he beat him in 2013. gergdown, eh (talk) 03:59, 13 September 2025 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT

this is incredible, by far the best game to ever grace the namespace. bravo. ❄️SystemPhantom, with an 🍊orange for you! (talk)❄️ 04:01, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

I feel flattered. And your "Spinny Links" game, I must confess, was a minor inspiration in some levels. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:47, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

should i compose some music for this "game"

it'll just be 8-bit horror music exported at 22000 hz 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 20:33, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Nah, this game is honestly too crappy, it doesn't deserve actual music. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:41, 19 October 2025 (UTC)