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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is January 22. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

January 22

Trans-bs To Talk Muscle Automobile: A Glossary From AAR To Z 28 notrans — Usual Ralph Lauren & Hardy spam.
Kumkum – Ek Pyara Sa Bandhan — self-promo spam. Below a list of useless files by the same author:
 File:Bepannah!!!!!!.jpg — Spam
 File:Tripthi sisters.jpg — Spam
 File:Tv soap actress.jpg — Spam
 File:Tv soap actress5.jpg — Spam
 File:कुमकुम.jpg — Spam
 File:कुमकुम!!!.jpg — Spam
User:Matthlock/You know what's interesting? — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/VA/My thumbs — CREATOR REQUEST (This is so obviously fake)
User:Matthlock/VA/Oral sex — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/VA/I piss on your garden — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/VA/Coldplay — CREATOR REQUEST (Coldplay sucks, but not as much as this article)
User:Matthlock/VA/Jizz on my left hand — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/violent diarrhea — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/brain damage — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/WIP/Bultaco — CREATOR REQUEST (There's nothing bad about this article, per se, but it's so lame and unnecessary, it should probably go into the delete heap.)
User:Matthlock/WIP/Echo & the Bunnymen — CREATOR REQUEST
User:Matthlock/Zappa Busy As Ever While Coming Out of Joe's Garage — CREATOR REQUEST
File:Blatant Treaties.png — CREATOR REQUEST (Side note: Holy craps. That's a terrible edit.)
User:Matthlock/Boltok the dumb fuck — CREATOR REQUEST
Steps To Stick To In Producing A Multimedia Video — usual spam to remove from premises
A Hunt For Video Clip Manufacturing Company — usual spam to remove from premises
Why Do You Need A Skilled Online Video Output Business — usual spam to remove from premises
The Need For Auto Repair Manuals — Spam
Using Electronic Automotive Repair Manuals — Spam - range
All Information You ll Need When Trying To Find Auto Repair In Brooklyn — spam
Where To Order Used Car Repair Manuals — spam
User:Alyssa4550 — spam
Why Auto Repair Manuals Save A Lot Money — Spam
10 Things Not Capable When Discussing About Auto Repair Cost — Spam
Do-it-yourself Car Repair Tips — Spam
The Significance Of Auto Repair Manuals — Spam
How For A Free Auto Repair Manual Online — Spam
10 Things Not Skilled . When Discussing About Auto Repair Cost — Spam
9 Considerations To Check Before Selecting Any Used Car — Spam, you really should block in range.
Car Workshop Manuals Are Required For Car Repair And Car Maintenance -Spam
Auto Repair Manuals - Are They Necessary -Spam
Old Car Repair Manuals Can Be Tricky To Find -Spam
The Real Price Of Car Repair Manuals -Spam
What You Should Know About Auto Repair In Brooklyn - Spam
Sprite Cranberry - usual anon short gibberish with -construction- tag just to hope to save it. Remove from premises
User:Matthlock/Angry letter (CREATOR REQUEST, as for all the other Matthlock articles here)
User:Matthlock/A page that will probably freak Roman Dog Bird out
User:Matthlock/Be Matthlock
File:Moldova 1483 English.png
User:Matthlock/Jokes that might be funny
阪急箕面線 - a copy of an NRV-ed article from Japan. No redeem value in both Japanese and English.
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HowTo:Be German (CREATOR REQUEST) is currently nominated to be featured - Zb
Life as a Metaphor for Sports (CREATOR REQUEST)
User talk:Chills — Vandalism, indef-blocked user. I suggest to remove can edit talk page from premises.

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