Talk:Maddox

Archive discussion from back when this article was a piece of shit: Talk:Maddox/archive1

Tekken

Tekken? Maddox would never play this piece of shit. He even flamed it on his website.

And yet he's using it as a baseline comparison for something just as shitty (to him), so there you go. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 04:08, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

Really? I love Tekken. I thought Maddox would too. He's a macho-gamer type, after all. Well, whatever--Gubby 15:26, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Due Warning

I'm using this space to dick you all of you that I am planing to rewrite a lot of this article so that it reads like an article on Maddox's site that sounds like his opinion of Uncyclopedia.

Anyone who doesn't want me to do this had better try to sway me now.

I did it I have made the article better. And I don't mean to polish my own apple, but I think this is front page material.Little Jimmy 05:30, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

I guess you can't take a joke. --76.202.210.251 08:00, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Lol the ED article about Maddox is much funnier. Srsly Maddox is an egocentric selfimportent asshole, this article is Maddox worshipping..87.60.165.232 00:07, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

This could possibly be funny- but a writeup that 'may or may not' be by maddox, is not. Especially if it is by him. I can remember laughing at his stuff heavily, but like any black comedian (bar murphy), it got repetitive. To be honest I wouldn't know how to make it funny, but please- anything but what it's at now. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 125.238.4.84 (talk • contribs)

Anything? What wbout this, or this, or how about this. Face it: No matter how hard you try to make Maddox funny, you always fall a little short. We all suck and only he has the gift. Right now this is the funniest this page has ever been. It actually criticizes Uncyclopedia from the point of view from Maddox. By the way, fuck ED. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃

Ohh great, a fanboy.. what is with this worshipping? Maddox thinks Chuck Norris is funny FFS!? oh wait, I forgot, so do you.. 80.166.182.90 21:58, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

We don't care about anonymous users. Either get an account or GTFO. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 22:07, August 15, 2007

I'm afriad you are entitled to flame ED since you have shoodawoop in your userpage..80.166.182.90 22:09, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

What do we have here now, eh? Do I nneed to raise the op signal? We do not wish to flame. We wish to live in peace. And we shoot everyone who disagrees. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:17, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

To be clear, I never worship Maddox. I hate when people use that term. I believe Maddox is a great writer and I was a huge fan back in the day. I was just pointing out that this is a hard article to make funny. Instead of bitching about what Lulzites call "old memes" (Which is every meme exept Goatse), you can try to make this page funny yourself. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃

I'm not too impressed with the page either, mimicing Maddox is going to be a difficult balance of similar humor with the context (uncyclopedia). I would suggest try writing the page from the perspective of his critics/hate mail page. Be sure to include plenty of mispellings and maybe a section including self-destructive advice that morons found unhelpful. The unhumor or lack-thereof sense of humor about one of the funniest online bloggers will be funny to anyone who knows maddox. If nothing else, it'll spark interest in those who do not know him. --Hipskipdip 14:42, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Maddox is a homosexual, apparently

But does anybody care? Roman Dog Bird 01:10, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Nobody Cares -- Mr.ZinkyWinks 11:05, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

And where did you learn this...? DarkBlue 23:25, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Are you sure that if you heard the answer, you wouldn't then regret asking, DarkBlue? --Gubby 15:28, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Absolutley sure. I doubt Maddox is gay. DarkBlue 02:37, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

This article needs a link to the Wikipedia one: {{wikipediapar|Maddox (writer)|{{PAGENAME}}}} Vzvartnots 01:17, 27 February 2008 (UTC)