Talk:iOS

THis should say BOOBS in the block numbers upside down – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

@Shabidoo: I can't believe an admin of all people would forget to sign a comment smh my head – Preceding unsigned comment added by DaniPine3 (talk • contribs)

@DaniPine3: I can't believe two admins of all people would forget to sign a comment shaking smh my head – Preceding unsigned comment added by Fish on skates (talk • contribs)

I'm not an admin. I'm a motherfucking beurocrat. And WTF are you saying, I never forget to sign shit!– Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

What is this, Forum:Do not sign? and what is that spelling of bearcat?– Preceding unsigned comment added by Fish on skates (talk • contribs)

well...

that's one way to put bad apple in uncyc! TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 11:50, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

it had to be done MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 12:22, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: you failed your task TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 17:47, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: There is no failure... There is only into doings! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:54, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

hmmmm that looks oddly familiar MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 17:58, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

@MK: The ASCII format was literally the one thing that would both be cool and Bad Apple-y, so uh... I did indeed run over your code. >:) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:59, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: you could add a lot more frames to your apple thing, the only reason my deer one has so few was due to the sheer scale of each frame, as there's some sort of word count limit that i hit (idk exactly what it is, but it was a pretty huge number). i originally had around 30 frames at their current size, and it said no to that, but surely like ~20 at the size you're using would work...? ...maybe? I'd test that theory out but i'm too lazy MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 01:55, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

@MK: I'm adding every 50th frame btw. If each frame is ~1000 characters, and bad apple is ~6500 frames, that means there's 130 frames, so there'd be 130,000 characters in total. I can probably make that bigger, this is just gonna be a proof of concept though. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:58, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

the character limit for an article is 2 megabytes, as seen in the scientifically biggest page possible, also known as 12 of my talk page --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 02:50, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: ahhhh idk why my tiny brain didn't think of that, for some reason i was thinking it was a gif...? makes sense then, that should work. You can always "cheat" that word limit using [1], this one allows entire clips that have been turned into GIFs (can do entire videos just sped up) into ASCII GIFs. I used that for .
And @Fish on skates: TWELVE? saving anything on ur talk page eventually is going to be like watching a pc from 1990 do the dialup thing for a whole hour... MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 13:57, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

bwahahaha --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 14:19, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Hinge

Might consider making it a clear onlyfans farming, by making the line similar to "visit me at my OF so we can get to know each other better" – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

ah i see. i’ve only seen dating apps from the female perspective, so i was unsure how my peers act. based this (and the tinder app) on a google search of “stereotypical dating profiles” MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 20:26, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

@MK: I wonder how dating apps from the female perspective are like (from a person who's never seen a dating app from either perspective) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:51, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

50% feels great to have what feels like every single guy falling over to talk to you, the other 50% is realizing 99% just want a hookup or are just immature. (not being that “all men” girl, bc fk that ridiculous mindset, but from my experience most guys in dating apps aren’t there to actually date… yk?) kinda gets old pretty quick when it’s just you choosing some guy from an infinite list of good looking (or wack) dudes to talk to for 10 minutes before going “omg what the hell?” and unmatching, or if you’re lucky, finding a chill guy who’s worth your time and maybe getting a date or two out of it (so far that’s where we’re at, no luck any further beyond the typical dating “events”). my guy friends tell me tinder is miserable for dudes if you’re not “hot”, and most girls act full of themselves and seek attention (yeahhhh i’ll admit to that, but that’s kinda the point of the apps, no? idk. TLDR: dating is a lot harder for guys, but for a girl, it’s like “who do i want to talk to from this list before getting an unsolicited dick pic”. obviously more to it but that’s the short version off the top of my head. i’d have more choice words to say at certain times, but i’m pretty ok rn with it. MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 21:04, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

wow I was expecting just a few words for the answer not all that (don't worry tho I'm reading it) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:07, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

i was working on an article, i think @ User:MK/Hinge that kinda details the experience based on some friends tales. might not be super accurate, but a good look for how hinge functions at least MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 21:12, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

@MK: I didn't realize you had working on an article about that app. maybe you could try to add some more text to it and have it as a fully-fleshed mainspace article? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:14, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

that’s the plan, i just get distracted easily and forget each time MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 21:15, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

relatable. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:20, 5 April 2026 (UTC)