Talk:Herman Cain

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HAHAHA, I feel the intro is just fine, and the caption to the pic too. Should we have a politician template? Could be funny, though I am not good with templates, leaving the burden to YOU. Talk Mattsnow 05:54, November 14, 2011 (UTC)

And when you do edit an eventual template, please throw the caption I wrote further down the article, it can always be used. Talk Mattsnow 05:56, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
Hey, Magic Man, I don't quite get the Princess Nancy thing. Could you explain the joke to a retard like me? Talk Mattsnow 14:43, November 16, 2011 (UTC)
He's probably referring to this. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:47, 16 November 2011
What did this clown DIDN'T do lol. It's so easy to write this article; plenty of material. Talk Mattsnow 14:52, November 16, 2011 (UTC)
His wife says that if he did it he must have a split personality because he is always respectful to her and in her presence. Hm...there must be some kind of comedic angle on that. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:07, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
I agree with Sims. We should also avoid the article flipping into out right unfunny. Otherwise it starts reading like an abuse sheet and that won't work in my view. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:37, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
Alright, let's try to tweak it some, but the sexual allegations are very real, how can we make it funny without exaggerating it? And the "No Child left without Groping a Behind" program is hilarious, do you agree? Talk Mattsnow 23:03, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
If somebody has something to add, that'd be awesome! Talk Mattsnow 01:49, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

Prose[edit source]

There's definitely some prose/grammar issues here and there. I've been meaning to get around to fixing it myself but I've been.....distracted. The caption in the first photo is really bad. Not the idea, just the wording and structure.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  21:16, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

Go ahead and do it then bro. I'm not the best grammar artist I'm afraid. Talk Mattsnow 21:43, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

Pokémon or Pokemon?[edit source]

Mattsnow seems to prefer the latter, but I'm not sure why. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:09, 22 November 2011

LOL, yeah, what's the real spelling? In French there's an accent, but I thought in English there was none. I have no preference whatsoever! Talk Mattsnow 20:21, November 22, 2011 (UTC)
In general (including English), it's officially spelled Pokémon, but English people often don't write the accent because their keyboards don't have it readily available. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:45, 23 November 2011
I think we should let go of the Nanci Pelosi pic link, waddya think? Talk Mattsnow 11:30, November 26, 2011 (UTC)
I inserted the link in the associated header. Is that good too? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:39, 26 November 2011
Looks better! :] Talk Mattsnow 12:34, November 26, 2011 (UTC)

Candidate[edit source]

Might want to change the beginning to "he was a presidential candidate," since that fool screwed himself over. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector.jpg 18:59, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

I think e|m|c did that already. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:39, 5 December 2011
I did it on the article, but it doesn't show on the frontpage... Talk Mattsnow 20:20, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
Fixed. --Black Flamingo 20:36, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
Good job! He failed miserably, I'm afraid. Talk Mattsnow 20:39, December 5, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, that's what Oliphaunte meant. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:13, 5 December 2011

Wait,[edit source]

did we call the Pokémon thing? --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:38, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

Oop, never mind. --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:43, December 7, 2011 (UTC)