Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 26

October 26: International Time Travel Day

• 1822 - In theaters this summer: The Rock discovers the secret to time travel, goes back in time to kill Hitler, only to realize Hitler wasn't born yet.
• 1921 - Highlander comes forward a billion years and impales Sean Connery on a parking meter, revenge ensues.
• 1988 - Bill and Ted build a time machine out of a phone booth for access to space porn.
• 1988 - Proto-Emo angsty teenage outsider, Donnie Darko, avoids being killed by a time-traveling jet engine by sleeping on a golf course/is killed by a time-traveling jet engine.
• 1994 - First Time Cop trained; turns into serial killer, but accidentally destroys own grandmother, creating a paradox called Doctor Who.

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