Mr saturn

Mr saturn

The Mr saturn is a skin ball with a bow and a nose the size of mount fugi, It is unknown why humans like these humanoid blob fish buttholes. Mr saturns are usually described as: lovable idiots from Earthbound, Random Npc that looks funny, and of course: Smelly,

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A "mr saturn" in a blank void like purgatory

Some love them, some hate them, but why the actual HELL do they eat "peanut butter cheese bars" i have never heard of something that disgusting in my 12 years of existing!" -Ness, Mr saturns also have big caveman lookin eye brows, P.U., These things don't have mouths, therefor its perfectly logical to mention the part of: "they can't eat", but they can smell DAMN good, Mr saturn is also only male, every single one of them, is male. But:

in brawl "mr saturn siblings" and "Mrs saturn" are mentioned when you kick a thousand of these science fair rejects in the arse. Also, they don't have hands, reporters comment on this disability as: "sucks to be you," and "what the hell is a mr saturn!?", They also get captured and enslaved by "belch", How did they get captured by a blob of God forsaken barf? Im asking that same question son, Also, they appear in: Smash earthbound Mother 3 (AKA: the funny communism game that got no no localization) Yo mama 4 Yo mama so fat 5

Yo mother, the non existent 4th installment

The even more non-existent 5th installment

fun facts!

They serve no purpose other than plot, and being funny, that's literally it

Merchandise

These little craps are in every single atom of Mother branding, you just can't escape the nose thingy.

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The plush of Mr fat big nosed saturn

Also: they are cash cows, have you ever tried looking up Earthbound and not seeing mr saturn within 3 pages? (seriously, try)

garbage info

For some reason they had a giant mr saturn costume, does it reach like 200 degrees in

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he has invaded real life, RUN

there?

but that begs the question: what would he look like in real life? mr saturn (irl)

Mr itoi holding the mr saturn equalivant of the anti christ

OH SWEET JESUS BURN THAT THING IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST PITS OF HELL BEFORE ITS LET LOOSE!!!

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