Mother Fucker
“Kick out the jams, motherfucker!”
Old Mother Fucker of Calcutta, (August 27, 1910 – September 5, 1997) was an Albanian Catholic nun who founded the Missionaries of Charity. Fucker's work among the poor of Calcutta made Fucker one of the world's most famous people, and it was widely thought of that Fucker will be canonized shortly before her tragic death in 1997. Later that year, Playboy named her Person of the Year.
Fucker was beatified by Pope John Paul II in October 2003, hence Fucker may be properly called Blessed Fucker by Catholics. Fucker was the first and only person to be featured on an Indian postage stamp while still alive.
Books[edit | edit source]
Fucker was also known for Fucker's books about Christian spirituality, prayer and fuck you, some of which were written together with Fucker's close friend Frère Roger. While for some, Fucker was the embodiment of a "living saint," others such as Christopher Hitchens, who believed Fucker to be "a fanatic, a fundamentalist, and a fraud," have raised questions about Fucker public statements, working practices, political connections, and funding terrorism. Are you fucking mad?
Dictionary Definition[edit | edit source]
Mother Fucker: noun that acquired in time wide moral connotations, due especially to the subjective complexity of the term "mother". Brought to the world's attention by the greek king Oedipus, it subsequently came to mean "father".
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids came up with the term "motherfucker" after the North Philly white catholic priest tickled each of their balls gently until they bled. He did that while he was having sex with his mother.
“NOW THAT'S ONE GREAT MUTHAFUCKA!”
“Youse a bitch ass motherfucker! HEY HEY HEY!”
“HEY HEY HEY!”
“Yippie Kay-Yay, Mothafucka!”
Alternate Meanings[edit | edit source]
The purports of the term have diversified dramatically in in this fast pacing world:
- Mother of Anton Fucker, the man who devised the means to screw people through an airplane propellor;
- Sexy dude; attractive person;
- Postman;
- Neighbour from the above floor who comes home drunk late at night, and accidentally opens the wrong door;
- General manager (if mother is a secretary);
- Misa activist - esoteric, yoga based practices follower;
- Jehovah's Witnesses;
- You, if you don't check your mother is really gone, while you're making love to your girlfriend in your parents' dark bedroom. This is sometimes also referred to as "brother fucker", or God knows what else;
- Michael Jackson. Not likely, but who knows what that bugger's up to;
- Brad Pitt. Also, possibly Angelina Jolie. These are the Christmas mother fucker editions. While in America, people must pay extra attention;
- Melissa Etheridge. Why do you think your mother has taken a sudden interest in guitar, dude?;
- A tall black-man, called Bassulu. Noticed any such characters around your building lately? You may start asking them for allowance.
- The love between mother and son.
Since the world has gone increasingly evil, this term has been lately extended to include almost everybody.
In Romania, a close related activity to the above acceptances is muie. that's nasty
Grandmotherfuckers[edit | edit source]
Philogelos describes a typical case. An intellectual during the night ravished his grandmother and for this got a beating from his father. He complained: "You've been mounting my mother for a long time, without suffering any consequences from me. And now you're mad that you found me screwing your mother for the first time ever!"[1]
List of All-Time Mother Fuckers[edit | edit source]
- Samuel L. Jackson
- John Travolta
- Clint Eastwood
- Bill Clinton
- George W. Bush
- The Punisher
- You
- Mel Gibson
