UnNews:Everybody loves your mom
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17 February 2010
Your mom introduced me to my girlfriend, who's also awesome. She got her girlfriend to do a three-way, and we have the best sex, totally, all the time. Sometimes your mom lets us all have sex in her house, when she goes out to visit elderly shut-ins.
Some people, like Baptists and Catholics, don't like your mom so much. They say she contributes to the juvenile delinquency, and has sex with minors. I don't think that's true, because she really loves your dad. I see them swimming naked in the pool sometimes, and I hear them bumping uglies all the time. I mean, all the time dude!.
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- Puerilke Smefta "Your mom rocks" Cruft Magazine, February 17, 2010