Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 28

May 28: Punctuation Awareness Day

• 1729 - The period is invented on this blessed day.
• 1744 - After much consternation and debate, the comma is created.
• 1758 - Breaking news: colons, exclamation marks, and oxford commas finally invented!
• 1763 - Was the question mark invented on this day? Who knows.
• 1771 - The semicolon is invented; the gentlesirs way of separating clauses.
• 1777 - Some apostrophes wouldn't hurt.
• 1819 - Lawyers from Dewey, Cheatem & Howe copyright the ampersand. Thank God for fair use.
• 1903 - Interrobang‽ Interrobang‽ Kill me‽ Kill me‽ Interrobang‽

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