User:Lollipop

Good evening, and a hearty welcome to my cavern. Despite my lighthearted name, Lollipop, I am the grandmaster demon of Uncyclopedia. I also happen to be a noob adopter, article writer, rollback man, and childish attention whore sometimes. I've been here since August 2010, and have formerly been known as Maniac mcpee. Upon losing the battle of the Maniacs with Maniac1075, I became a lollipop vendor until August when I became a grand demon. I have gotten one feature credit with my major contributions to Inbox. I am also great with signatures. I have written a guide about them if you'd like to learn about it. Thanks for taking the time to listen to this brief introduction. Below is my awards, articles, interview, and much more. Hope to see you around (which will probably be me adding a VFD tag to your article).

Awards

	Useless Gobshite of the Month May 2011

	Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2011

Interview

Interview with Lollipop

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Uncyclopedia has arranged an interview with everyone's favourite Lollipop. Here's how it went:

Uncyc: Hello, Lollipop.

Lollipop: Hi.

Uncyc: Do you like that name?

Lollipop: It's not a bad name, but... it fits.

Uncyc: I'll get this overwith right away...are you a boy or a girl?

Lollipop: Boy. Wait...*checks into underwear*... yep, i'm a boy.

Uncyc: How do you feel that you are the leader in votes for UotM.

Lollipop: It's a disgrace. Bastards.

Uncyc: But normally you'd be pleased with something like that.

Lollipop: Eh?

Uncyc: You're Canadian, right?

Lollipop: Yes.

Uncyc: Are you patriotic?

Lollipop: Of course.

Uncyc: So...what's your favourite TV show?

Lollipop: I have different ranges. Sometimes I like comedy like King of the Hill and Family Guy, sometimes i'm in a CSI mood...

Uncyc: What is your favourite movie of all time?

Lollipop: Airplane. Most hilarious movie of all time. "Ever seen a grown man naked?" Not far behind is another Leslie Nielsen movie, The Naked Gun.

Uncyc: Do you have a least favourite movie of all time?

Lollipop: Yes. The Polar Express. I saw it at some kid's birthday party. I felt somewhat disturbed of the movie. In fact, all of Chris van Allsburgh's books disturb me!

Uncyc: How about books? What's your preference there?

Lollipop: I don't read them. The only time i've touched one in a while is when I ran out of toilet paper one time...but that's another story.

Timeline

2008 - I first discover Uncyclopedia, begin to read it sometimes.

August 30, 2010 - I join Uncyclopedia as "Maniac mcpee"

September 4, 2010 - First edit on Bill Clinton, which is later reverted.

September 24, 2010 - First article, The Simpsteins, is written.

October 10, 2010 - After several articles being huffed by the likes of RAHB, Mordillo, Roman Dog Bird, and most notably ChiefjusticeDS; a vanity article is created as an attack to Chief. The article is later nommed for VFH.

Same day as above - First ever ban on Uncyclopedia, by Chief. "It would be longer, but you were so right".

November 1, 2010 - I get banned again.

January 3, 2011 - I plan to leave Uncyclopedia as nobody seems to give a shit about me.

Articles

Original Articles Atlanta Thrashers That kid at the mall Peekaboo Palau The Eventual End of Uncyclopedia Bum Soup 9-11 according to a 5 year old Collaborated Articles HAHAHA (with Thekillerfroggy) Stupid Cats (with Shabidoo) Abbott and Costello (with Kevillips) Inbox (with Black Flamingo, Thekillerfroggy, and Magic man) FEATURED! Userspace Articles Robert Muncsh The Simpsteins Fuck ChiefjusticeDS For Better or For Worse A grue did it There is an elephant in the way YouTube Poop Donald Duck

UnNews

UnNews Articles Real Elvis singer dies at 74 The Wiggles reveal why Greg left Zsa Zsa Gabor saddened by Taylor death, goes on YouTube to make emo videos Devin Fox gets restraining order from girl he's "hooked on" Snoopy comes out of the doghouse Scientists agree that "Zack Hill" may be the worst comic of all time Nicolas Cage is a vampire Some guy dies, people sad

HowTo

HowTo articles HowTo:Understand Family Guy HowTo:Get Expelled from School HowTo:Grow your own Exploding Carrots HowTo collaborations HowTo:Edit Conservapedia (collaboration with Jokerman)

UnBooks

UnBooks Originals UnBooks:I don't feel well UnBooks:QUIT, Roman Dog Bird! UnBooks Collaborations UnBooks:Dead monkeys (with Socky) UnBooks Userpsace User:Lollipop/UnBooks:A Charlie Brown Manslaughter

UnPoetia

Poems UnPoetia:A Visit from Satanbear

Games

Original Games Game:On the Run Collaborated Games