Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 27

January 27: International Bring Your Exotic Pet To Work Day

• 1776 - Thomas Jefferson, suffering from writers' block, brings his pet negro Toby to work, who writes the remaining 96% of the Declaration of Independence for him.
• 1933 - Adolf Hitler vows to destroy all Jews when his pet Jew sleeps with his girlfriend.
• 1945 - President Harry Truman let his Komodo Dragon press the big red button, authorizing the use of nukes.
• 1947 - Mahatma Gandhi takes his pet rhinoceros to a rally. Scares the British into leaving India.
• 1974 - The city of Brisbane gets flooded after Gough Whitlam's pet koala broke the river's banks.
• 1995 - Osama bin Laden trains his pet Orangutan to use AK47s and RPGs. Becomes mascot for terrorists all over the world.
• 2010 - Howard Zinn and J.D. Salinger die on the same day. They have a long-winded conversation about literature outside the Pearly Gates, boring and annoying everyone else in line.

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