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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.”

~ George Bush on death tax



“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools




“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools