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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”

~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina




“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America




“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America




“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America




“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America




“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America




“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America




“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America




“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America




“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America




“I onetime got an onion in my large fries from Mikky Dees.”

~ George Bush on the rapid growth of obesity in America