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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”

~ George Bush on thinking



“There's nothing that can't be resolved with a quick scrotal electicution”

~ George Bush on saving his marriage AND NOTHING ELSE!




“There's nothing that can't be resolved with a quick scrotal electicution”

~ George Bush on saving his marriage AND NOTHING ELSE!




“There's nothing that can't be resolved with a quick scrotal electicution”

~ George Bush on saving his marriage AND NOTHING ELSE!




“There's nothing that can't be resolved with a quick scrotal electicution”

~ George Bush on saving his marriage AND NOTHING ELSE!




“There's nothing that can't be resolved with a quick scrotal electicution”

~ George Bush on saving his marriage AND NOTHING ELSE!




“There's nothing that can't be resolved with a quick scrotal electicution”

~ George Bush on saving his marriage AND NOTHING ELSE!




“There's nothing that can't be resolved with a quick scrotal electicution”

~ George Bush on saving his marriage AND NOTHING ELSE!




“There's nothing that can't be resolved with a quick scrotal electicution”

~ George Bush on saving his marriage AND NOTHING ELSE!




“There's nothing that can't be resolved with a quick scrotal electicution”

~ George Bush on saving his marriage AND NOTHING ELSE!




“There's nothing that can't be resolved with a quick scrotal electicution”

~ George Bush on saving his marriage AND NOTHING ELSE!