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OK, seeing as I got several commitments, and the last time we did a vote, I didn't get one. So, without further ado, let's vote on whether we should de-op and ban her permanently.


But first, my vote is worth 12.


De-Op Lyrithya

Score: 78 ±

Comments: Nope. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 05:01, May 11, 2012 (UTC)

Vote to permaban anyone who starts another de-op lyrithya forum

Score: +XTKK
  • My vote is worth 500 --ShabiDOO 17:07, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. I plan to start such a forum in 8 weeks, five days, four hours and 16 minutes. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, May 14 '12 20:13 (UTC)
    Your vote is only worth 0.01 --ShabiDOO 20:23, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
    Then I declare that your vote is only worth 5. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, May 14 '12 21:23 (UTC)
    Then I declare the vote total as "XTKK". --ShabiDOO 21:31, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Democratic non-democracy

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There are obvious parallels between here, but more Importantly, I have access to Wikipedia. I mAttlobster. (hello) 21:41, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Yet another way that humans were fucked by evolution:

Whales and elephants have prehensile penises.

You will not find this on Wikipedia. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, May 14 '12 21:44 (UTC)

Women have no penises. This is not common knowledge in some places. --ShabiDOO 21:57, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
A hamster can store up to four kilograms of soybeans in each cheek pouch. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, May 14 '12 22:07 (UTC)
That's common knowledge everywhere! --ShabiDOO 22:20, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
It's nothing, compared to how many cocks Roman Dog Bird can fit in each cheek. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, May 14 '12 22:28 (UTC)
I spend my days with the tennis balls under my cheeks so I can fit more penises inside. --ShabiDOO 22:48, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
All of which are your own, of course. (The penises. The tennis balls are stolen, of course.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, May 14 '12 23:35 (UTC)
Damn that <insert name here> for robbing Sports Authority. Now I can't train for the cock sucking competition! Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 20:09, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
Dude, they named that event the "Aimsplode". And then locked it forever, and declared you the champion of the universe. What more do you want? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 18 '12 21:17 (UTC)
I want recognition by <insert name here>, the ex-champion! Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 21:43, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
Aimsplode, you do, without any doubt, supercede me in terms of capacity of penises in mouth, and ability to put penises in your mouth. You can get more dirty penises in your mouth than even Aleister, Mattsnow and Magicman combined. Your mouth is so hyper capable of inhaling dozens of dozens of penises, that they will name a moon after you. A moon around Jupiter. Its simply that true. You win! --ShabiDOO 00:13, May 19, 2012 (UTC)