Forum:The Wacky WalMart Adventures of TLB and UnIdiot

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So earlier today I took a trip up to my local WalMart with my good pal, the guy you folks know as The UnIdiot. While up there we decided that the cashier would probably like some interesting material for a good story that they could later recount to their grandkids or coworkers. So, we made it our business to purchase what we felt would be an interesting combination of items. I will now post these pictures of our escapades for your convenience and request suggestions for other combinations of three items, which we or others on the forums could purchase, that would cause a cashier to do a double-take. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Aug 17

Very nice. I might just be recounting my shopping list here, but I suggest a single unwrapped carrot (no bunches), a model railway magazine and a tub of vaseline. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:43, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

What about Twinkies, a Cosmopolitan magazine, and a tampon? The cashier would love to tell that story.--Almost Sir Random Crap

Well that's fucking fantastic. How about a bone saw, plastic garbage bags, and a shovel. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:22, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Bone saw? Axe or machete are much simpler. And ask if they have any quicklime. If the cashier says that they do, you say "Oh, I saw those ones, but I need the really big bags of quicklime." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:35, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

A beer bottle, gasoline and a cloth. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 14:53, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

I like to go to the grocery store to buy booze. I also like to throw a box of diapers into the cart with the booze. Then, at the checkout, I like to pretend I don't have enough money for it all and tell the cashier to put the diapers back. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:04, 18 Aug

So how about a box of nails, a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, and Dora the Explorer: Pirate Adventure on DVD? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:20,18August,2009

File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 18:51, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Damn. $19.99 for a shovel? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 19:40,18August,2009

Ha! Now I know where GBA2005 lives from the receipt. Ontario, it's a pretty nice place.--Almost Sir Random Crap

We also know that he has a shovel licence, because he's in Canada and you need a licence for shovels there. The NSA (National Shovel Association) says that "Shovels don't bury people. People bury people", but Pierre Elliott Trudeau doesn't care. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:08, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Canadians are retarded. No offense, but that's what Weird Al says in his hit song, Canadian Idiot.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Every once in a while, he used to take over Much Music for a day. That was back when they played this thing called "music videos". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:17, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Wat is a "music vido" Modu? I NEED TO NO OR I WON'T PAS FIRST GRADE!--Almost Sir Random Crap

It was like music, but with video. It killed the Radio Star. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:29, 19 August 2009 (UTC)