Forum:No, really, what's bad about Hillary Clinton?

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Okay, kids. I figured a political forum would be a terrible place to go asking for truth about opinion on a candidate, so I'm going instead to a place where favoritism is eschewed for funny hats.

So, really. Why does everyone hate Hillary Clinton? I got that she was against the San Andreas thing a ways back, but past that, I can't see what it is. For the record, I don't really want her to be the Democratic candidate for President, but only because so many people hate her for no discernible reason (as far as I can tell). I don't have much of a like or dislike for her beyond that.

This is the important part now. IF YOU ARE GOING TO PROVIDE REASONS, LINK TO RELIABLE SOURCES. Things like "she is using the War on Drugs to start her own assassination cult" sound really striking, but unless you've got some decent sources behind you, I'm not gonna buy it. Otherwise we will all laugh at you. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 23:30, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Nothing- at all! Hillary Clinton is the only perfect human alive! I love her! Go Hillary! WHOOOOOO! Vote for Hillary! I can't because I'm only 15, plus I'm Canadian! Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif
Everyone hates her because we can't have no womens in the White House! She oughta be at home cookin' for her man like God n' Jesus intended, and as it says in Holy Writ. Same with the negro. Shouldn't be makin' them Hippity-Hops them kids todays is so taken with? I say vote Republican. Southern Republican. THE SOUTH WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE AGAIN! YEE-HAW! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:57, Dec 11
Well you is about as looney as a frog at a hockey match. What if they elect that negro boy? -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 05:56, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
Oh, I do declare. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:02, Dec 12

This section reserved for laughing at people

HAHA, SPANG. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 23:30, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

*A-hem* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:54, Dec 11
Is that the only comeback you have? We face palm you. Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif
"We?" As in "the secret cabal of Hilary Clinton supporters?" CONSPIRACY, I SAY!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:00, Dec 12
There is no cabal. Why? What have you heard? Lies! ALL LIES! Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif
No, this is for laughing at people who fail to provide credible sources for their arguments. You said that you cited Holy Writ, and Heck no techno agrees with me, so neither of you get laughed at. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 00:47, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
Who needs face palm when you can have NAPALM! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:01, 12 December 2007 (UTC)